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Joined 05-23-07, id: 568656, Profile Updated: 04-06-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

I'm Ashlyn (19) a second year South African Med student. What else do you want to know?

I love to sing along really loudly to musicals/Disney movies... much to the chargrin of my freinds and family ;) I get disproportionately happy when I paint my toenails purple. I am incapable of studying without junk food, preferably chocolate (smarties rock my world!) I adore dancing like mad when nobodies watching. Dancing on stage is the most exhilarating feeling ever! I write random poetry constantly. I have absolutely no concept of patience. I am one of the most bluntly honest people you will ever meet. I am often accidentaly impolite. I seldom loose my temper but when I do I burn bright and fast. I am passionate. I am sarcastic. I have a sense of humor that many do not understand. I play the songs I love to death but don't get sick of them. I care too much for my own good. My sister is one of my best friends. I am weird and possibly slightly insane but honestly believe that not being partially insane is unhealthy and seriously boring.

Otherwise if you'd for any reason like to know more, feel free to pm me... in fact feel free to do it just because you're bored and want someone to chat to, I'm always happy to find new friends!

29 Jan: So the tenth chapter of my story is up... thankfully in decent time but I decided to give forewarning that the next few probably won't be out as soon. I'm a second year medic (translation: in about 4 and a bit years I'm going to be a doctor) so my life is crammed full of studying everything that ends with an -ology from 8 till 5, and then doing all those fabulous things known as eating, sleeping, showering and homework. If I am not doing any of these things I probably should be... which means when I'm writing (as much as I love writing) I probably should be learning something you'd want your Doctor to know ("I'm sorry, I accidentaly removed your vocal cords instead of your tonsils... ooops!" LOL) or having some semblance of a social life in order to maintain relative sanity (sanity is good!) This doesn't mean I'm not gonna be writing, or finishing my stories... I just can't update as often as I'd like to!

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Off the Ice by thats.the.beauty.of.it reviews
ON HOLD Connor Madison was in a whole lot of trouble and Alex Daniels was just the beginning of it. But what's a guy to do when he can't get the puck past the goaltender and can't get a certain trainer out of his mind? And the season starts in two weeks?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/3/2007
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Hidingnowkthxbai reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Lust, Hate, and Something Inexplicably Wonderful by Alasse reviews
Kendra Cumming thought that she hated David Neilsen. In fact, she was sure of it. But could it be possible that something more than hate and lust could develop between these two? And is hate or lust closer to love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,064 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Back To The Top by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Désenchantée by Kendal reviews
Morgan Girancelli and Quinn Carter weren't meant to be together. Morgan has trust issues. Quinn has arrogance down to a science. They each think the other's in it for sex. True love? They said it never stood a chance. DISCONTINUED. Obviously at this point
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,735 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Romeo & Juliet Revisited by Grunge Muffin reviews
Is love a tender thing? Two ex-bestfriends spend 5 years of High School hating each other. Now at the end, a sudden unexpected road trip forces them to rethink everything they thought they knew and felt about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,582 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2004
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The Epitome of Normalcy reviews
It is certainly a rather compromising position when one is caught taking advantage of the bathtub of a family one does not know from a bar of soap, no pun intended, by, of course, the unreasonably attractive son of the owners.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Emails from a Deranged Youth reviews
It was an email, a 'get everything off my chest', 'I'm putting you behind me' email. He wasn't supposed to reply, he was supposed to be dead!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007