Zephyr Eine
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Joined 05-27-07, id: 569173, Profile Updated: 04-25-11
Author has written 5 stories for Young Adult, Sci-Fi, Fable, Humor, and Humor.

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Education: currently finishing up 12th grade =P

Like: CANDY! (squeals like small child), music, books, writing, rainy days :) ... to much stuff to remember

Dislikes: broccoli D=, Furbies (they wanted to kill us all... the little freaks of nature), being the butt-end of a joke :'(

Yes! I only have six weeks of school left and I am free! Here I come college! My mom promise me either two cats, a dog, or two cats and two rats. I will have one of those! =D (When I have more time I'll update more and I'll make sure to add and fix all my stories.)

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Dilemmas of a Class Clown by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Jungle Girl? by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Dumped by her boyfriend, career on the rocks and fighting hard to get it back on sea, Jasmine heads off to the Bahamas both for a vacation and as a way to get a good report for her boss. Nothing can go wrong now. Not even if the plane crashes. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
My Safe Haven by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
Bam. Another dodgeball hit the back of my head. I didn't even turn around to see Patrick Weeney playing innocent on the other side of the court. Instead, I burrowed my face into my best friend's chest. "You're a horrible safe haven." June Flash Me prompt!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Consequences by Poison Ivy288 reviews
Liv learns that when you try to hide things that are too large to be hidden, everyone suffers the consequences – especially the boy who went off to college without knowing he was a father. M for adult scenes, language, alcohol use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Homecoming by well this is embarrassing reviews
I am not in love with Sam Keeley. He has been my best friend for ten years, and that is all he'll ever be to me. I cannot possibly be in love with him. So why do I suddenly feel like exploding into tears when I see him kissing Jessica Stavely? -FIN-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,286 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
The Famous Author by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Mia is in a pickle. She's written four romantic books, but the publisher won't pay her till the fifth is done. She has a writer's block and lacks experience in her own genre. At the end of her wits she meets her favorite author at a party. Two-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Sense of Elation by Rajiya reviews
Holy hell, was that an arm draped across my chest? I screamed and pushed the limb off of my body, scooting across the bed to get away. There was a man lying next to me, and I'll be damned if I had agreed to him being there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,863 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
If Only by jhori reviews
Georgie can't believe that her mother suddenly left her at her friend's house. A kind man welcomed her... but as she thought that everything is gonna be all right, she suddenly met his handsome son. What is she going to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Shadow Defenders by Volurin reviews
She turned slowly and looked over her shoulder to stare at him. The Vampier was lounging against her bed head and motioned with his index finger. “Come here, little Slayer. I won’t bite…hard.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,925 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me Speechless by MsStockholmSyndrome reviews
Alyson talks WAY too much. And she is gifted with being very clumsy. Add her motor mouth, inability to move without causing chaos, and marshmellow paste and you've got a nearly perfect begining to a cliched love story. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Trouble in Paradise by Volurin reviews
Oh, sorry what? Ah! Your talking to me. Well, this is about my life, me, Cassandra Rolands of The Red Stripes army. I am suddenly whisked away from my home and into the enemies territory...super, sexy, hot, Commander...oh...I'm starting to like this place
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,586 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Entranced by MABurk reviews
Mia never believed the vampire tales she heard in the village until she met one herself. She is then thrown into the world of the supernatural and discovers there's more to a vampire than the tales tell. R&R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by AtlanticHart reviews
If there was one thing Jane didn't have, it was good luck. So when a bumbling police officer keeps bringing her together with a man she had made a lessthanperfect first impression on, it could only go downhill from there. Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Autumn by MacNWoody reviews
Nikki is done with boyfriends until she is saved by an older couple and brought to live with them, then she meets their son...COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 4,090 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
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ORB reviews
Odette never fit in until she moved to a place she never wanted to be: California. Now she has a few new friends and is even getting along with her stepdad. But all happy stories have problems. Humor in later chapters.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007
Crazy Emails reviews
It started out as a simple cry for help in Chemistry...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Cats when there's a knock
This is a poem that copies Robert Frost's Fireflies in the Garden.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Parable: Chimpy
The title kind of explains it.It's about two brothers and how a chimp shows their characters.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Better Education reviews
This is a short story that tries to imitate Ray Bradbury. It has nothing to do with burning precious books.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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