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Joined 05-29-07, id: 569311
Author has written 40 stories for Humor, Life, Love, Song, Friendship, War, and Politics.

I'm not really good at introducing myself but here I'll try. I'm Andrew (You don't need to know my last name). I'm 19 years old, a university student attending the so-called prestigious, University of Sydney. I once took up BS Microbiology during my first year in college/ uni. but I felt that Science was not my thing. I'm currently taking up Business Management (My dad owns a slot machine factory and he expects me to take over when I graduate.) By the way, I'm currently in my 3rd year (Yey! Just one more year...). If you visit my blog and look at my picture you'll notice that I look Asian and I look kind of young (I'll take that as a compliment) . Well I'm Asian, Filipino to be exact. Me and my family migrated to Sydney when I was 16. Anyway thanks for wasting your time reading my short introduction and I hope you enjoy my poems and songs.By the way, I'm in an acoustic-pop-emo-rock band and some of the lyrics here are our songs ( Just don't tell my bandmates...=p). If you somehow see me or us performing in birthday parties, debuts, school events, proms or just hear us sing nonsense near your home just call me. (Hey Andrew! Stop singing your nonsense. It's the middle of the night, damn it or something like that...=p)

Facts about Andrew:

1. Andrew can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth though.

2. Andrew does not hunt because the word "hunting" infers the probability of failure. Andrew goes killing.

3. Andrew's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

4. Kids check their closets and their beds for any signs of Boogeyman. Boogeyman checks his closet and his bed for any signs of Andrew.

5. Andrew once visited the Virgin Islands. Now it is called the Islands.

6. When Andrew sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Since then, he never had to pay any taxes.

7. Andrew sleeps with the night light on. It is not because Andrew is afraid of the darkness but because the darkness is afraid of him.

8. Andrew owns the World Record of Greatest Poker Face of All-time. It helped him won the 2006 World Series Poker despite holding only a Joker, A Get-out of Jail Free Monopoly Card, A 3 of Hearts, 7 of Spades and a Time Zone Card.

9. One day while watching the Tonight Show, Andrew roundhouse kick his T.V and accidentaly broke Jay Leno's jaw.

10. Andrew knows no limit since limit is scared to introduce himself to Andrew.

11. People say the truth hurts but it hurts a lot more when it comes from Andrew

12. Andrew is the SI unit to measure fear.

13. On the sixth day God said, "Let there be no Andrew." On the 7th day God was sent to the hospital.

14. The book "Worst Case Scenario" discusses ways on how to survive accidents. The page, "Running from Andrew" simply says "Good Luck!"

15. Andrew doesn't use sunblock. The sun uses Andrewblock.

16. Andrew beat Ray Charles in a staring contest.

17. Andrew irons his shirts while he's wearing them.

18. Onions do not make Andrew cry. Andrew makes onions shit themselves.

19. There is intelligent life outside Earth. They are avoiding this planet because they owe Andrew 100 bucks.

20. One night Andrew went to a party. While at the party he went to the bathroom and he came out with a toilet paper stuck on his foot. Nobody at the party told Andrew about it since they were afraid he will hurt them. Andrew suddenly happened to look down to tie his shoe and noticed the toilet paper. He proceeded to beat up everyone at the party for not telling him about it. When it comes to Andrew, it's always a lose-lose situation.

Ideal Lady

1. Sophisticated

2. Mature (but not too much)

3. Feisty

4. Must be able to keep up in conversations with me

5. Can sing along with me

6. Likes the simple pleasures in life

7. Must be able to keep up in dancing with me

8. Must have a sense of humor

9. Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Name it...=p

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Dream of Reality by Virage reviews
Vin is a writer trying his hand at a romance comedy. Suddenly, one of his characters comes to life. As he tries to make sense of it all, things get really weird. It's then he realizes he's no longer the author of his story. CURRENTLY UNDER RE-EDITING
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Inner Man by Eytha reviews
Secret organizations, syndicates, assassins, school, homework, magical girls and mind transfers? Just a normal day for Chiko, an adult male stuck inside the body of an 8 year old girl. Completed. Review, I'll review you. Season 2 being considered.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 200,791 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Affirmation by Charlotte688 reviews
Ally, student at Harvard. JT was NOT figured into her plans at all. What happens when she joins Divine Existence on tour and her world is literally turned upside down? Add in some crazy friends, a psycho publicist, and a whole lot of fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 224,173 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
The Ultimate Virgin by chosenchic reviews
COMPLETE! Now editing. Getting her first kiss from the most popular boy in school will be the last thing Melissa Parker needs to worry about... *Full summary in profile*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,916 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Unbreakable by Aikida reviews
HIGH SCHOOL! Sho just needed to be accepted for what he was. That's probably why he ran into Rei. Fate. But it turned out the story he lived wasn't a fairytale and Rei wasn't his savior.mxm,sexual references, drugs, violence, age gap, etc COMPLETE
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,590 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
The Assassin by Quinn and his Quill reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. A story about an assassin. But did I forget to mention he's only 16? Complete
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,452 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Boredom and Boys by Elraralia reviews
What happens when guys enter an all girls' school? Mayhem and chaos and lots of embarrassment!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
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Utopia
The Paradise of Lost, the Sanctuary of the Fallen...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
You and I reviews
An illusory word where there's only you and I...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
The Magician reviews
Just read...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Children of the Summer
Just read...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Night Time Driving
Just read...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Coffee
Just read...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Just read...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Last Dance reviews
Just read...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Rise to the Occasion
Just read it...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
A Bittersweet Summer
During a summer...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
I'll Keep You
About the past...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Meteor reviews
By far one of my most favorite creation among my works...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Silence Before the Storm
Just read it and comment if you like...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Southern Lights of the Night Sky
Just read it and comment on it if you like...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Highways
During a joyride...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Red Old Man
Just read and comment on it if you like...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Gaia
During a trip to a beach...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
I'll Be Gone
Dedicated to my friend, my object of hate, my affection, my lost, my everything...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Song for You reviews
Just read it...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
The Road to Home
When you feel lost...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
The Struggler
Just read it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
The Signs
Honestly, I don't even know what it's all about...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
The Beauty of A Rape Scene reviews
Inspired by the AnimeManga Berserk and Marilyn Manson. Warning for Obscene and Graphic Violence for people with vivid imaginations...p
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Poetry in Motion
It's about love...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Sky's the Limit reviews
Just another one of my nonsense...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
The Brotherhood
It just came out of my mind. I don't know why...
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Martyr reviews
Just read it...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Windmills
I remember the good old days...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Jump
I don't really know myself why I did this. It just came out of my mind. But it's not about suicide okay?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
When Heroes Fall
I was inspired by Spiderman when I made this...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Ships and Sailors
One of my songs...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
The One Girl for Me
For my current gf...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Tang Ina Niya
Warning for for humor and profanity...XD!
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - Filipino - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Shattered reviews
I wrote this the night I broke up with my ex...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Another one of my sad songs...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Phonecall reviews
Another one of my breakup songs...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Lihim
Isang kantang ginawa ko matagal na...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - Filipino - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Hindi Susuko
Isang di makalimutang pangyayari sa aking buhay...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - Filipino - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Bliss
A song I wrote one time when I woke up in the morning. I wrote this with no particular reason other than being happy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Ano Nanaman
A song I made for my gf...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - Filipino - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Published: 12/3/2007