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Joined 05-30-07, id: 569519, Profile Updated: 11-27-11
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, School, and General.

It's that time of year again! Time to update my boring and underread profile. But you're not on this website to read profiles, just the stories. But this is listed before my stories so I'll make sure it's somewhat interesting.

I love to write! I shouldn't have to say that if I have a profile here, and yet I did. I'm in a transitional phase in my writing. For the most part I've matured in my writing, so I've debated taking some of my older stories and pieces down in an effort to reinvent myself. However, like a favorite childhood stuffed animals, I can't seem to part with them. They may stay and perhaps show how my writing has changed...

My favorite kinds of stories: I think its safe to say I'm a little odd. I like lots of different kinds of stories. I love comedy/humor. I love to laugh especially when I need to relax. I also like action/adventure. Maybe I'm an adreniline junkie. I get so 'into' stories like this. Because I'm a history nerd, it shoudn't be surprising to know that I love historical fiction. I pretty much love any time period before the early 1900s. Sometimes I'll read sci-fi, but I'm incredibly selective about what I read. Eh, I don't really like poetry that much. Not my thing, but sometimes I may read some. The only kind of poetry I really "like" is stuff like Dr. Suess and Shel Silverstien, you know, fun stuff.

My Reviewing policy: I don't really review much. I'm kind of lazy and totally busy with school and I don't feel like I need to impose my opinion about everything I read. I mean, come on! Who am I to tell you whether you're a good or bad writer?

My 'Being Reviewed' policy: Look, please don't feel obligated to review my stories. If you didn't like my stories, move on to someone else's writing. There is no reason you should suffer through my stories when there are so many other talented writers on this site. Also, I know there are good intentioned people out there who vow to review every chapter of every story they read. I admire you because I can't/won't do that, but please don't feel like you have to. If you like my story, one review is plenty. Please note that if you see grammar mistakes in my stories and want to include that in your review, please be specific. If you only wirte, 'there are some grammar mistakes,' then I really don't know what to look for. Being a grammar nerd myself, any errors I miss are likely not be caught by me and fixed unless they are pointed out.

Well, I can't believe I bored you for this long, so I'll say farewell and happy reading. And I apologize if you have actually read everything on my profile.

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How To Be A Superhero, Supervillain by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
Want in on the Superhero/Supervillain bandwagon? Let MidNight The Magnificent show you the way! Let's take over the world! Okay, you can all be my evil minions. It MY world! Mawhahahahahahaha!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Say What? by fatbird33 reviews
a story/book on all my interesting viewpoints on todays most controversial topics.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008
In the Defense of Dustbunnies by J.Wilde reviews
A prompt for a creative writing club meeting. 'Take on the point of view of an under appreciated object and defend yourself.' I chose...dustbunnies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
A Kidnappee's Survival Guide by Airizeale reviews
So you have found yourself in the cliche plot line in most fiction press stories. If you want to be kidnapped in style then this is your lucky day!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2008
The Idiot's Guide to Successful Villainy by Airizeale reviews
Want to rule the world? Want evil to prevail? well I do and I plan to help all aspiring villians with my new guide!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008
57 Things To Say,Do While Ordering A Pizza by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above! A hilarious list! Warning: Rated for mild language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
How to Survive A Real life Horror Movie by Ditzyleo reviews
Ever wondered how you'd fair in a horror movie? Want to know how to avoid the whole thing altogether? Look no further. Here is a step by step guide on how to avoid horror movie like situations and how to survive them if you do find yourself in one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
When Alarm Clocks Attack by Staple Sauce reviews
All the alarm clock wants is to wake me up. All I want is to get some sleep. Of course, you know that this means war.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
A Writer Divided Against Herself by InkandIntrospection reviews
My left and right brains do not always see exactly eye to eye. A brief, silly argument between the two as they struggle to work together to create a story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
IOWA DOG GIVES BIRTH TO VAMPIRE PUPPIES by Laurenator reviews
We were told to write tabloid articles for Writers Craft class. This happened. :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Will Smith for President by Gabbi Joy Wolff reviews
An April Fool's article...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Genie in a Bottle, Baby! by Sasukes-girl08 reviews
An old lamp, a genie, three irreversible wishes, what could happen?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
25 Ways to Piss Off and Confuse Telemarketers by fatbird33 reviews
it's exactly what it says it is.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
How to Get Kicked Out of a Movie Theatre by fatbird33 reviews
um...how to get kicked out of a movie theatre...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
57 Ways To Get On People's Nerves by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
57 Odd Ways To Keep Youself Occupied by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above. Really funny!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Enslave a lioness by faultlessimperfection reviews
Title is only temporary, any ideas welcome! Story of Faola a Celtic girl taken by Roman slave traders to become a slave in Rome. She is strong willed, and not well suited to the life of a slave, how will she fare? Constructive critisism please!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
The Babysitters by SaraLuffsYou reviews
A couple of irresponsible teenagers lose the baby they're babysitting.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
For The Best by Natali Williams reviews
The year is 1702 and Emily Anderson and her family are captured by Indians and the French... if the ransome comes will she go home?Please R&R.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
THE HISTORY OF LLAMAS by The God Lllama reviews
Explains why llamas in fact rule the world. I, the young Emperor of Lllama's, demand that you read this and be enlightned by our llamaness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2001
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It's A Long Story reviews
Hailey and Ashlee plan to kidnap the infamous Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to a. get billions of dollars and b. to start ridding the world of autotuned pop stars. Their misadventures getting to L.A., battling nut jobs and making sure they avoid prison.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011
Ramblings of a Long Lunch Break reviews
Oneshot short stories written over my lunch breaks. Short, quick reads that'll hopefully make you laugh.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Creative Writing Prompts reviews
Took a creative writing class and these are the prompts we used in class along with my pieces based on the prompt. Perhaps they can help you with your writing the way they helped me with mine. If you feel so inclined, I would apreciate constuctive critism
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010
The Truth About Aliens reviews
I attemp to uncover the truth about why Aliens would come to our planet. Feel free to suggest anything I missed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Recession Proof Jobs reviews
Ever wondered what to do as a career? From boring to obvious to just plain weird, these are the jobs will never go out of business. Please review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Sir Nicholas The Great, Or Rather, Just Nick reviews
This is the untold story of Sir Nicholas, the bravest, noblest...wait a minute. Who are we talking about? More like Nick, the peasant who is trying to rescue the girl of his dreams from a really rich and powerful king. Luckily he has a great friends to...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Taking Over the World For Dummies reviews
You are about to learn how to take over the world. As seen through your eyes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008
School reviews
An acrostic peom my class wrote about school. Kind of funny, at least to me.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
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