Clementine Augustine
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Joined 06-03-07, id: 569947, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
Author has written 11 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Song, and Romance.

Ello there, you can call me Mimi.
My former pen name was Scarlet Brooks and I'm usually either extremely active or very dead on here.
I'm seventeen, female, and American.
I'm also atheistic, pansexual, materialistic, straightedge, and can be a bit controversial on most things.
I feel like many people have horrible taste in literature.
I'm slightly morbid and weird; you can see it in my poems and stories.
Also, don't be too offended if I don't respond to messages or reviews automatically.

Current Stories:

Margarita Lullaby: A Tragedy

How to Make: A Margarita Lullaby

~imported bitter alcoholic
~spicy cosmetics whore, divided
~gingery layered hobo
~fresh British baby goth
~chilled pro-life pimp
~baked psychobilly deaf
~whipped accurate hitman, divided
~marinated aged ocularist

Step 1: Place the imported bitter alcoholic in a small town where everyone treats her as if she's a celebrity purely because of rumors.

Step 2: Allow her only friends to be a large network of homeless people who are connected and supported by a wealthy was-drag queen, now-transvestite until it comes to a boil.

Step 3: Add in half of the spicy cosmetics whore until she flavors the alcoholic with happiness. Meanwhile, elude to a plan to murder the imported bitter alcoholic behind her back on the side.

Step 4: Add in remaining ingredients and begin to slowly broil them; it is guaranteed to bubble and explode before the timer goes off.

Step 5: Remove from oven and see which ingredients have survived.

Serves: 3

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Upcoming Stories:


Licorice. Our safe word is licorice. I've never used it though; Mistress is always correct. One day, it will be between just me and her, not with her animal slave, not with her maid sissy, not with her husband, and not with that mysterious girl she's obsessed with, but just us. But I wonder who the girl getting all of her attention is. I must know.

Domme, never Darling
Ma'am, but never Dear
She'd rather be a mistress than a misses any day

Ropes instead of roses
Whips, but never woos
She'd rather have control than ever cuddle in my arms

Dungeons, never dates
Pain instead of pleasure
She'd rather have my pleasure come from being at her feet

Power, never partnered
Leather, never love
I'll never be her soul mate but I'll always be her slave

Domme, Never Darling

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Red Violet by lucretiabaine reviews
REWRITE again. Alexander Little is a loser, and he knows it. He panics in social situations, and his best friend is his cat. A cute girl who bakes cakes and a rainbow-haired boy with OCD will change this...if Zander doesn't manage to kill himself first.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009
Broken, they called her by Vanity Means Nothingness reviews
And she spoke words like poetry, and looked like a goddess of old, and when she picked up that knife, it was as if she had sold her soul. **A better title suggestion would be lovely, I hate this one.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Chocolates and Machine Guns by J Severin reviews
Thanks to a condition in her grandfather's will, Cassandra has to marry some stranger she never met or else her family would become broke. The problem: said stranger is an assassin hired to kill her. Grandpa never saw that coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009
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Carmen: A Series of Strange Vignettes reviews
I love her with all of my heart and she loves me. She just doesn’t show her love like other people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Girl Under the Umbrella
Don't you know that girl lives under that umbrella? I wish I were under that small, broken thing with that small, broken girl.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
A Hole In Her Head reviews
About a woman who would rather dig through her scalp than slice her wrists. Partially based on a true story. A bit disturbing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Domme, Never Darling reviews
About a submissive who's fallen in love with his dominatrix, but knows that she's not interested in any kind of romantic or vanilla relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Amnesia Smile reviews
An old poem about a depressing boy who forgets his sadness when he sees a certain girl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Maybe, Baby reviews
A rhyming poem about an unstable woman who becomes obsessed with her beauty to keep her shallow husband. She loses him, but becomes the hottest girl alive, even if for a few firey minutes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Thank You, Sir reviews
A poem about the giving of romantic and traditional gifts to a masochist who puts a BDSM spin on each of them.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
The Doll You'll Never Play With reviews
About an unreachable and beautiful doll. Feel free to assume that the doll represents a person that you'll never have.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Internet Whore reviews
I wrote this a while ago and thought it would be outdated because I thought the MySpace scene whore fad would have passed by now. Yeah, not really.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Childhood Adulthood Contrast
My theory is that when we grow up, we don't learn new things; we replace what we knew as a child with what we should know as an adult. This is a comparison of childhood and adulthood.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Sorry Boy reviews
About a boy who leaves his girlfriend for a whore who has no interest. This is an experiment with a type of poetry form that involves starting from one syllable, adding a syllable to each line, then taking away a syllable when getting to a line of ten.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete