sadisticprune
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Joined 06-05-07, id: 570186, Profile Updated: 05-11-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

I'm not really sadistic, nor a prune. No matter what my penname says. -looks around and laughs nervously-. So anywho, about me. Yep.I procrastinate like there's no tomorrow, no wait let me rephrase that.I procrastinate like there's always tomorrow. I'm two squared plus the sum of seven and six. I'm no mathematical prodigy if that's what you're thinking, no really, I suck at it.(Note the italized word that enunciates what I mean people) I'm small to the point that it's friggin' annoying. Five three people, that's a fucking midget. I'm noisy to the point that it infuriates people enough to shut the heck outta me. I'm curious where it's kinda disturbing and people hate me for it. Something about guys having wonderful eyes fascinates me. Something to drool over,I know you'd probably thinking right now that I'm some kind of imbecile. I mean come on, cut me some slack here. It's not everyday that I bump into someone that has green,blue or grey orbs. For Pete's sake, I live in a country where everyone's eyes are a boring brown. Ah the alliteration. But I most certainly digress. (Ooh, I like saying that word.)

I love reading, like duh. I read for pleasure not for showing off my intellectual range for literature. It keeps me preoccupied over my boring life.I love reading and writing. I'm addicted. habituated. OCD'd. Told you I'm weird, eccentric, quirky. Enough with the freaking synonyms, GOD.I have no backbone, seriously I don't. You can slap me or punch me or kick my ass but I'd still let you go with a smile plastered on my face with my ego bruised, broken pride and a very very low self esteem. Now that's called teenage angst people. Ahem, anyways. I'm furious over the fact that countries around the world discriminate us Filipino people when all we do is work our asses off at their precious country just to provide our families back in the Philippines. I mean, what the fucking hell is wrong about that you sick-ass arrogant pile of shit? Yeah that's me talking like an argumentative no-nonsense mature bitch, because I am.

No backbone notwithstanding.

As you can see, profanity has been a part of my everyday vocabulary.

I'm currently dying my hair. It's dyed red right now but only thin streaks of hair. I'm thinking of dying it purple but I'd rather spare my discipline officer the wrath he'll give me if he sees that my hair has absurd colours (his words, not mine) again. I tell you, he's the evils incarnate.

I hate the fact that I'm growing my hair for no apparent reason because it's being uncooperative and hast yet to grow. It's been 9 months since I had a haircut and it's still reached my midback. What the fucking hell did Rapunzel used or ate then? damn it.

Sorry, got carried away.

I like music regardless of its genre. But mostly I enjoy emo ( yeah yeah it's overrated and gay but whatfuckingever people),post screamo, some hardcore and simple alternative. I'm not hostile, read the 'no-backbone' comment' but I'm agressive when it comes to, yeah you've guessed it, books and fiction. I'd stay in a bookstore for a full hour or so just to choose a book to buy and read but after that full hour of picking I'd just pick whatever book that interest me and pay for it. It's fucking annoying.

I'm being repetitive aren't I huh?

Don't expect me to be a closed off person because I'm not. I voice my thoughts out loud and I can't do anything about it and I hate it. Inner monologue? Yeah fuck that and big fat mouth. Wow, I'm becoming hostile huh? I hate people letting their prejudices lead them down to being downright judgmental but what fucking bothers me the most is that I tend to do it every once in a while too. I'm not a very opinionated person and even if I am, I keep it lock in my head and trust my big fat mouth to not blurt it out. I'm a person who nods along everytime a person elaborates.

And now I'm sounding like a messed-up teenager so I have to make my farewell my dear fellow Neanderthals and off to lalaland.

I don't update my stories anymore 'cause I'm lazy like that. :)

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The Classics of Love by xoxluurve reviews
She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,936 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Dose of Your Own by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Happily Ever After by Arrow's Flight reviews
Who makes that tear-jerking happily ever after happen? The princes, the princesses, the assistant pig keepers? I think milk just came out of my nose. I'm a fairy godmother, so why did I have to fall in love with my lastest customer's prince?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Free Fall by EeeNAce reviews
Rynne Hartley is the daughter of the notorious town whore. Hayden Winters is Winsley High's idolized senior who wants nothing more than to break her apart the same way her mother broke apart his world. It's a game of revenge and everyone's playing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Not Another Sob Story by Queen Anabella reviews
You'd think something cliche like falling for your best friend only happens in Fictionpress romances. Ha! How I wish that was the case. [OneShot. Written for challenge.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
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Final Piece Of The Puzzle reviews
What?" He whispered. "She always loved you, you know? She always did. And-" Nathan stood up and walked until they were only centimeters apart. His eyes searching hers and his expression unreadable as always. "-You" She said coldly, "destroyed me."-ONESHO
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
The Untold Confession reviews
From "I love you, why do you think I kiss you back every time you kiss me? You're stupid enough not to know that." To, "I'm sorry, you're right. I'm still in love with your best friend.". How does a girl lives after that?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008
What if? reviews
She wiped the angry and painful tears around her delicate face and walked home feeling the emptiness that overwhelmed her before ten times more worse. You may kiss the bride. that hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Confession reviews
“I’m sorry for everything. I’m sorry for thinking that I own you when I know that I would not, should not and could not even have you.” I walked out of his room after that, not aware that his eyes were wide open when I left. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
The Ungodly Attractions reviews
She's a skimpy blonde.Or so the whole student body thought. What they don't know is that she really has red hair and that her personality's made up of 10 sarcasm and 90 cynicism.But it all changed when the campus' rebel saw the lies behind her eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
A Sudden Temptation reviews
A supposed typical day. He laughed. I gaped. Now I know the reason why this guy has half the female population swooning over him. Oh, did I mention that I'm his best friend?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,223 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007