Okay I'm updating this profile because it was just so juvinile for me. There's really nothing to say about me except I'm weird and proud of it XP

Favorite Quotes

"I smell death on you!"-Stewie Griffin

"I'll put my butt up your ass...um I mean boot"-Dad

"Why's the rum gone?"-Jack Sparrow

"You know why older brothers are born first? To protect their younger siblings"-Ichigo Kurosaki (I know, not evil, but that quote totally turned me into his fangirl!)

"That's MY line!"-Usually Ichigo Kurosaki

"Nobody move, I. Think. I. Dropped. My brain"-Jack Sparrow

"You want Hawaiian Punch? Okay, I'm Hawaiian and I'm gonna punch you"-Dad

"You have to be really stupid to be stupid"-Dad...again

"I blame the government"-Me and friend

"Shit that crap stinks!"-Me and little brother (It's ironic because we're usually picking up our dog's poo at the time we say it...and we always do. Don't know why -.)

"I can't cut the cheese"-Little brother (when he was REALLY little XD)

"He said he wanted to WHAT! I'm gonna cut off his dick, then let's see if he can ask you THAT again!"-Me (My friend is a magnet for pervs, is it really bad to be protective and diabolical at the same time? At least my evilness is lovable and makes her laugh XD)

"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you."-Ray Bradbury (I can totally agree with this, so I'm a writaholic then.)

"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." -Thomas Mann

"A writer never has a vacation. For a writer life consists of either writing or thinking about writing." -Eugene Ionesco (Oh jeez SO true! For me at least =))

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." -Albert Einstein

"I am like the underwater volcano. Content to the average fools who dare not caution against treading my waters. If certain events happen again then I'll unleash such vortexed-wrath they'll assume the Scylla has returned from the Greek Myths." -a friend (I just love his metaphors! They're so poetic and really paint a picture for you, he's awesome!)

What is that? What is with these quotes, you ask? Why don't you just write a profile like a normal person, you ask?

Sod off! I'm pretty sure I just admitted I was weird. Anyways, ...not really going to disclose much about myself sorry.