Long Straws and Short Legs
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Joined 06-09-07, id: 570678, Profile Updated: 04-14-09
Author has written 15 stories for General, Love, Romance, Humor, Biography, Life, and General.

Life is a funny thing.

You just have to know how to laugh.

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Why I hate reading
The very reason why books and short stories can't bother my mind...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009
It never snows here anymore
I once had a time machine.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Published: 4/15/2009
Throwing up in the middle of the afternoon
you shovld sleep"
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 2/15/2009
Empty bottles give me nightmares
Just another poem about the shittiest feeling in the world. You miss the alcohol. You miss the numbness. You miss the feeling of nothingness it provides. Self mutilation is best when it's done within. Where no one can see it and no one can fix it.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Published: 8/11/2007
Dying for something real
Losing my mind over needles and spoons
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Published: 8/8/2007
Ambulance driver missed you by a mile
Alcohol poisoning.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 8/8/2007
Lack of sleep makes my nose bleed
Tried sleeping. It didn't work.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Published: 8/7/2007
Swimming
I can't feel my legs.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 7/31/2007
It'll end with a smile
A warm summer breeze...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,350 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007
Boring reviews
The world smiles at you through a kaleidoscope...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007
Radio
Radio's gone. I can't tune in anymore.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Published: 7/24/2007
Monday Morning reviews
Monday.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007
Noodle Soup
I miss noodles.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 7/24/2007
Snow reviews
Attempt at poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007
Fear Of Heights reviews
Dabbling in poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007