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Joined 06-12-07, id: 571038, Profile Updated: 01-17-13
Author has written 18 stories for Romance, and Humor.

So my name's Maria. I'm twenty-one years old.

I'm one of those all-around nerds. The marching-band-geek super-hero-movie-loving Lord-of-the-rings-freak video-game-playing comic-book-reading type.

I live in New York, but I'm in PA for college.

I'm big into: The Beatles, pirates, ska, Lord of the Rings, comic-book/superhero movies, Blink 182, live shows, my close friends, Newsies, playing flute, guitar, and piano, Chinese food, candles, good music, band shirts, my bird named Andy, Homestar Runner, shows on adult swim, correct grammar, movie marathons, naming inanimate objects, converse all-stars, coffee, word association, good books, chocolate, laughing fits, war movies, road trips, all-nighters, baking, writing, Canadians, band geeks, Metalheads, Trackies, horror movies, holidays, would-you-rather questions, contact-lenses, icons, old video games for systems such as Playstation and Nintendo 64, this-or-that questions, cabbie hats, the use of semicolons, zombie video games, good conversations, people who can make me laugh, and quoting movies.

I do music stuffs. It sounds like this.

I do craft-themed blogging stuffs. It looks like this.

I do 30-day blog-writing challenges. It reads like that.

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Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Three Little Words by Myrika reviews
Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
My Diane by estrellabella reviews
Meet Ryan, a somewhat intense young man who falls in love with a girl through her Blocbuster rentals. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2006
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The Ropes of Real-Tree Virginity reviews
Ellie, back for her last Christmas in her hometown, decides that her family's 20-something-year-old balding fake tree isn't going to cut it this year. She opts to lose her Real-Tree Virginity, but little does she know that her tree-farm of choice is owned by Patrick Copeland's family, and she's about to get roped into the business.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013
Desperate reviews
Five years ago, in the midst of a hormonal high-school breakdown following a messy breakup, Emily sort-of-kind-of-might-have... macked it with the guy playing Santa Claus at the local mall. So what? Not like she's ever gotta see him again, right? Wrong.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
A Life Guide to Prolonging the Inevitable reviews
Video games and comic books are not cool. Charlie Moyer knows this. She doesn't need a constant reminder—especially from her worst enemy. But when she comes back five years later without the glasses and braces, Shane Griffith is first on her list.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,089 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Whipped reviews
Guys like me were no comparison, with their light-reddish tussled hair, dorky interests, lanky stature, and tendency to care too much. Guys like me were always the best friends, and everyone was always telling me that I was completely whipped.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Strings, Poetry, and Icecream reviews
Are you sure you want a job here, though?" I asked, stealing another glance at his appearance. "And why not? I like ice-cream just as much as the next guy. And besides." He grinned and motioned to my apron. "I look damn stunning in pink."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
I Remember reviews
I'd spent twelve years being your best friend, but that changed at age seventeen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Epics of the RubberDucky Boxers reviews
When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Won't be Home for Christmas reviews
His eyes widened before he put his hands up defensively. 'Woah… My God, alright. I just thought you were someone I knew…' He stuck his hands in his pockets and retreated back to his white car. 'Merry Christmas,' he murmured before getting in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
There's a Fine Line Between Love and Hatred reviews
At first, I actually considered myself lucky. One look at Brady told me that he was sort of cute. However, when you take a second glance at a guy through streams of icecream cake that are dripping down your forehead, You tend to change your opinion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,232 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
All Things Considered reviews
Not that I have any reason to be nervous,' I assured myself. 'Because Brandon’s just my friend and he’s just keeping me company while I’m stuck taking my little cousin trick-or-treating. I feel nothing toward Brandon whatsoever.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Halfway reviews
Thats what I liked about Mattie. He always met me halfway. His house bordered the baseball field on the east and mine bordered it on the west. The pitchers mound was right smack in the middle. It was never too far a walk if I needed him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
You Should've Just Kissed Me reviews
He refused to refer to me as his best friend, and I told him I only kept him around for his cooking. But the truth was, we cared about each other more than anything. No matter how much we got on each other’s nerves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
The Desk reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Still Employed reviews
You should come up here,' Scott said, breaking me out of my daze. 'Come where? Up to the bakery?.' I asked into the phone. 'Yeah,' he replied. 'If I have to sit here alone any longer, I'm gonna to strangle myself with this bakery string.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The Shed reviews
My best friend and I were standing in front of the shed the first day we got it. The areas around our mouths were stained from our self congratulatory popsicles. My favorite part of the snapshot was that our hands were connected between us.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Losing Isn't All That Bad reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
More Than Meets The Ears reviews
I never, in a million years, would have guessed that Hunter Ashen was interested in playing drums for our band. The guy wasn’t mean, necessarily. But the quiet, rocker type boy had everyone in our school intimidated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete