FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.

**REMOVED AND SOON TO BE PUBLISHED! Please see my profile for details** Lara Montgomery is a do-gooder...or a dream-ruining, boyfriend stealing sl*t, it really depends who you talk to. In an attempt to atone for past sins she completes good deeds for fellow students who request her help, much to the disgust of Fletcher Townsend, the biggest past sin of them all.

. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.

Its 1942. The world is in the middle of the war. After a terrible storm racks her island, Gwen discovers a man laying in the sand. She doesn't know which is worse, being alone on an island with a man, or that the man is a Nazi, someone she should fear.

Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?

One Shot. What's the point of being mildly magical if no-one, not even your deliciously handsome best friend, appreciates it? Especially when said best friend has invited you to meet his new girlfriend under the strict instructions that you're not to be weird...

College student Danika meets the enigmatic Kaedan while hunting a killer in Boston. The killer turns out to be a vampire, and Kaedan turns out to be something else entirely. Danika is soon caught in a supernatural world with a Celtic twist, and falling in love with the beautiful, dangerous, silver-haired immortal is the least of her problems.

One Shot. Sometimes you fall in a hole and there's only one person you want to be there with you. Sometimes the hole is literal.

When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!

Instead of being born with beautiful Marks that grant powers like most royalty, Calla was born with a curse that changes her into a monster. She is sent away by her father, accompanied by a cold bodyguard. War, cruelty, and madness await her. R/R please!

A woman is taken back in time 600 years to the man that was her lover in a past life.

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"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.

SKoW AWARDS ROUND 12- JUDGE'S PICK for BEST HET & RUNNER-UP for BEST DRAMA! At 10, being in love with an older boy felt heady and wonderful. At 16, annoyance set in as she realized he didn't think of her the same way. Now, at 22, she feels hugely pathetic that she never got over him. But what happens when it turns out he might want her, too? Sex, idiocy, lying, & crying ensue.

In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...

She looked at him expectantly. "So, are you going to kiss me again, or do I have to it myself?" He chuckled. Some things never change. REMOVED

'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.

Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.

Maggie, is a rich English brat during the Great War. When she is called shallow and worthless she changes all in an attempt to become a better person. When the man she loves goes MIA, she joins the nurse core, will she change on the road to Finding Grey?

2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?

He was supposed to be the one night stand that made her forget she got fired. She was supposed to be another star struck enthusiast of his music that he could ditch by morning. But when money gets involved, suddenly losing the other isn't so easy anymore.

In a world where the government chooses who you marry, Ceness was sure she'd marry a merchant just like her father, but even the government can make mistakes...

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

“To truly understand, Father Vitale, I need to tell you about things you might have only thought existed in dreams, in stories. In nightmares. I need to tell you about a girl. A young girl named Sofia, whose only talent was killing.” One Shot.

Alice wants to play.

He took a deep breath. "If you do this to me, Fallon, I'll never forgive you," he said sternly. "I'll leave you and we'll be done." ONE-SHOT. REMOVED.

Caution: This isn't for you.

Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.

Hali just moved to Roatan when she discovered a mysterious ring on an ancient ship while scuba diving. Because of this ring, Poseidon, God of the Oceans, became a helpless mortal. Whats more, together they landed in a very dangerous situation.

Julia simply meant to give the General the slip and go back home, back to her normal life. But as she flees for her life she meets a curious stranger, a boy by the name Alec. The man is a cold blooded assassin, but is there more beneath the skin?

After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.

She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.

REWRITE - There is no running from someone so godlike.

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.

She is a noble who can't survive on her own. He is a fighter, born and bred to die in the arena. She becomes his weakness. He becomes the strength she never had. NaNo '08!

One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.

Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.

“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

He clears his throat twice, takes a swig of water, and then introduces himself. "Hey. My name is Knox. I do cover songs, and I hope you enjoy 'em."

You don't think I know you're having an affair with your secretary, but I do.' I want to say, as I look at the stupid carnations you brought me the first night you came home late. Hrmph. And I thought you were being romantic.

This is something i wrote while i had as much sadness as i could bear... i think it has a happy ending though, but please rad for yourself. and review! its my first poem soo....tear it to pieces!i need to learn from this and gt better. don't 4get, R&R!

“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.

.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

Silly Charlotte. Didn't they tell you time and time again I don't exist? They're going to take you away, and I'm still going to have my way with you – in soundproof, white padded rooms. Inspired by Evanescence's Haunted, hence the title. Revised10/12/11

Being the substitute is like being called by your dad to pick up the newspapers when your dog is throwing a tantrum; Like having a girlfriend who only talks to you when her anime isn’t on; And like falling in love,but NEVER getting the girl. Oh,the agony.

“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.

First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.

ONE-SHOT - “I’m so sorry,” she murmured solemnly, “it’s your wedding day, and I only thought of myself…barging in here and telling you how I feel."

“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.

A teacher underestimates the innate duplicity of adolescence.

“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!

Everyone thought being a gym coach and health teacher is so easy because it's not academic. Well, when hormone enraged teenagers, aka my 12th grade health class, decided to annoy me, I knew what I had to do to shut them all up. [Rewrite]

“Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";“I knew it,” He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :

I was going to be the 40-year-old virgin living with 20 cats, and I was happy with that plan. Well, okay, not really. But I would've, had he not stepped onto the bus that morning and asked if i'd miss him. God, the nerve of him. Fluff fluff fluff!

Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Crimson! It's been two years... and Hideaki suddenly shows up at the bar! Now back where she started, Miko has to deal with more revealing secrets about her father and that damned stalker of hers!

Two friends have an online conversation that is to be kept private, until someone prints it out. [ONESHOT]

Then he smiled. This gorgeous, dazzling smile that took my breath away. 'CUTE', I muttered,[or so I thought]. He froze. I guess when your iPod is blasting Aerosmith in your ears, you don't realize you're 50 decibels too loud. Well done, Isabel. Well done.

Seline thought that the concert would be more boring without a friend there with her. That was until the buyer of her extra ticket showed up.

[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.

Broken down on a cold night after a school dance wasn't exactly something I expected to happen on the way home and meeting Vincent Gardener, a beautiful vampire was definately something I wasn't expecting... But his eyes were just to hypnotizing to ignore

We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]

Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]

OneShot: “No! God, why can’t anyone understand that Noah does not and will not ever like me in a romantic fashion!” I shouted. Funny how life works out.

[COMPLETE] He was the writer, the musician, the skater, the loner. We were off to college but then one little problem stands in the way...he gets me pregnant. Preview: 'So, you lied to him? ' Kristy asked softly. Yes, I did. I lied.

ONESHOT. Not all relationships end with a bang. Some end with a whimper.

COMPLETE! The group is a popular clique with secrets that would make new girl, Lynne, turn in her grave. They're lying, scheming, and cruel to the core. She's irresistibly drawn to the moody Denny, but is he only playing with her too? (SkoW Award)

ONE-SHOT. Who the hell writes a suicide note on cute Japanese stationary, anyway?

One shot. Regency. Melanie is tired of waiting for James to propose, and is willing to do anything to get him to pop the question even risk ruination.

Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]

The most beautiful boy I know wants to go to Darfur. He says that he's running away, but I'm not sure. His eyes never used to be that color. . .

ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?

COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.

One Shot - When Elizabeth Teagan died, she expected to go to Heaven. Instead Saint Peter took one look at her and handed over his own job, leaving her alone as he walked through the gates he had guarded throughout time. Now it was her turn.

“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.

COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.

Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE

Miko's a girl with a tragic past. Chaos comes when she gets tangled up with a local gang called Shibo. Especially when she starts having feelings for the gang's leader! COMPLETE

"This Rapunzel threw herself out of the tower and cast herself into your arms, not being afraid to tell you how much she wanted you. And my heart splintered like ice on a January night. I hated you. But that didn't mean you were allowed to hate me, too."

"She loves to hate him and hates to love him. She’s sick of hanging on innuendoes and smiles, then getting blown off like so much cheap trash the next day. She doesn't know what's wrong with her. Doesn't she have any self-respect left?” (One-shot)

A poem about the regrets of a teenage girl as she lies dying.

"You watch him with other girls, listen to him rave about each new one in turn, and feed his mom lies about why he isn't home nights, all the while wishing he were yours." (One-shot)

"He sits down on the hay bale and pulls you into his lap, rocking you like your mother used to and only a best friend could, his lips on your hair as you sob your heart out for the criminal unfairness of the world." Please R&R! (One-shot)

She was a young girl, innocent and trusting. He was a man, cunning and devious. Her soul was just what he needed to thrive and his love was just what she needed to die.

A heartfelt speech to a husband.

Twisted version of Hansel and Gretel. Two siblings who care for each other deeply. A stepmother overcome with jealousy and lust. Rating for sexual themes and violence.

A story of Arachne's competetion with Athena, from Arachne's point of view. I wrote this for school. Complete.

A morbid poem I wrote during English today. Complete.

A Nazi General is visited by the ghost of one of his victims.