dishwater
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Joined 06-13-07, id: 571243, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and General.

Oh my. Oh my.

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I Am Writing This Story Because reviews
I can't stop thinking about you. You make me want to become asexual just so I could move on. Like amoeba.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Chaos Theory reviews
Victoria Stewart is going to rule the world. The only thing standing between her and domination is a nosy New York detective who is trying to steal her cat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009
Sylvia Plath Is Not A Witch reviews
A messed-up poet meets the next president wannabe. How sublime.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008
Prom Night
I got a mansion, ten cars, a rock career churning the crowds. Yet,still your smile makes me wonder
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
How Things Work reviews
We are still trying to save the world from Cheetos
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007