Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Life, Love, and Sci-Fi.
I'm geeky and random.
I'm going to describe myself using a series of quotes. I think this works the best...it can really help you tap into my mind.
Random Links: The They's own site. Click and worship, lifeforms!
Favorite Books: Memoirs Of A Geisha, Count Of Monte Cristo, A Clockwork Orange, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, American Psycho, Great Expectations, Fight Club, Flatland, The League Of Peoples Series, The Black Jewels Trilogy, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Series, The His Dark Materials Series, The Kushiel Series, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, The Long Walk
"Religion is an insult to human dignity.
"God loves meaning, without freewill life has no meaning, with freewill there will always be suffering, God loves suffering." - House
“I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach. I will not allow myself to indulge in the usual manipulating game of role creation. Fortunately for me, my self-knowledge has transcended that and I have come to understand that life is best to be lived and not to be conceptualized. I am happy because I am growing daily and I am honestly not knowing where the limit lies. To be certain, every day there can be a revelation or a new discovery. I treasure the memory of the past misfortunes. It has added more to my bank of fortitude." - Bruce Lee
Either God wants to abolish evil and cannot, or he can but does not want to.
"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." – Steven Weinberg
"An echo, while implying an enormity of a space, at the same time also defines it, limits it, and even temporarily inhabits it." – House of Leaves
“Pour water into a cup, it becomes part of the cup. Pour it into a bottle; it becomes part of the bottle. Try to kick or punch it, it is resilient; clutch it and it will yield without hesitation. In fact, it will escape as pressure is being applied to it. How true it is that nothingness cannot be confined. The softest thing cannot be snapped.” – Bruce Lee
“Who are YOU?” said the Caterpillar.
“My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.” – Winnie the Pooh, Winnie The Pooh
“If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” – Winnie the Pooh, Winnie The Pooh
“I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
“He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.” – Caroline, Untamed Hearts
“He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense.” – Caroline, Untamed Hearts
"I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing Go?” – Molly Ivins
“When we understand that man is the only animal who must create meaning, who must open a wedge into neutral nature, we already understand the essence of love. Love is the problem of an animal who must find life, create a dialogue with nature in order to experience his own being.” – Ernest Becker
“Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, ‘She doesn't have what it takes.’ They will say, ‘Women don't have what it takes.’” – Clare Boothe Luce
“I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.” – Rebecca West
“You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.” – Jane Galvin Lewis
“I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.” – Gloria Steinem
“Feminism directly confronts the idea that one person or set of people has the right to impose definitions of reality on others.” – Liz Stanley and Sue Wise
“I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'What if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.” – J. Michael Straczynski
“The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.” – Jalal ad-Din Rumi
"A masochist walked up to a sadist and said, 'Hurt me.' The sadist said, 'No,' and walked away." - Anonymous
“I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!” – Alice, Alice in Wonderland
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” – Alice, Alice in Wonderland
"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
“Adults are just obsolete children and to hell with them.” – Dr. Seuss
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding an illness you like.” – Samuel Goldwyn
"What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"
“Only part of us is sane.
The other half of us is nearly mad.
"'Come to the edge,’ he said.
"It is certainly no crime to depict the bizarre ideas that nature inspires." – Marquis De Sade
“Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.”
“Just because finding patterns in numbers is crazy, doesn’t mean there’s not a guy trying to kill you.” – Patches
“I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m afraid of what’s in the dark waiting to kill me.” - Patches
“You’re the kind of friend that will never leave and I’m the kind of friend that will always come back.” – Adriel
“To regret one’s own experiences is to arrest one’s own development. To deny one’s own experiences is to put a lie into the lips of one’s own life. It is no less a denial of the soul.” – Oscar Wilde
Peter: I’ll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
“Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant Attention restaurant customers: testicles. That is all.” – Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphabits. It says, “Oooooo!”
“If we hit that bull’s eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.” – Zap Branigan, Futurama: When Aliens Attack
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian…nosotros queremos ir con ustedes…uhhhh…
“You’re better than normal: your abnormal!” – Fry, Futurama: The Cyber house Rules
“But existing is basically all I do!” – Frly: Futurama: Roswell that Ends Well
“Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.” – Professor, Futurama
“Look Fry, you’re a man and I’m a woman. We’re just too different.” – Leela, Futurama
“This is Fry’s decision. And he made it wrong, so it’s time for us to interfere in his life.” – Leela, Futurama: I Dated a Robot
“They’re not very heavy, but you don’t hear me not complaining.” – Bender, Futurama
“All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
“Once I thought of world domination but I got distracted by something shiny.”
“College is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep. But you can only choose two.”
“I’d have a longer attention span if so many things weren’t so shiny.”
“When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!” – Powerthirst 2 Commercial
“Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.”
“When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.” – Peter O’Tool
“Sorry, my attention span is the length of this sentence.” – someecards
“It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.”
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein
“The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.”
“It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.” – Arthur C. Clarke
“Two guys walk into a bar…you think one of them would have seen it.”
“Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.”
“Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.” – Victor Hugo
“What did we do when we unchained the Earth from its sun?” – Nietzche
“I have often wondered why they don’t have a sobriety test for love.”
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss
“How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.” – Wayne Dyer
“You’re not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children. It's blood. It's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.” – Spike, Buffy
“In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluctuating perception, proving absolute, definitive proof of anything becomes a little more than speculation based on random data.” – Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents
“Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.” – Tyler Durden, Fight Club
“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.”
“(Ninjas live) in a constant state of a-there-ness…similar to awareness, but we’re already there.” – Ask A Ninja, Question 59: OmniJeff
“There are no normal people, everybody is a weirdo freak…except your, which maeks you a weirdo freak.” – Ask A Ninja, Question 60; OmniWorld
“Poppycock…because that’s like when a ninja hides in someone’s boot and then jumps up and punches them in the nuts!” – Ask A Ninja, Question 42: Ninja Sayings
“We are as random as we want you to think that we are not.” – Ask A Ninja, Question 51: Randominja
“I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.” - Leonard Shelby, Memento
“Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.”
Natalie: But even if you get revenge you're not gonna remember it. You're not even going to know that it happened.
“I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.” – Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
Angela Hayes: Jane, he's a freak!
“It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and…this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.” – Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The argument goes something like this:
“It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”
“The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“If a tree attempts to jump on you, jump out of the way. Trees are famed for their slow reaction times.” – Oar, Ascending
“Deliberate choices are the only sacred thing in the universe. Everything else is just hydrogen.” – The Pollisand, Ascending.
“The universe is full of beings with different views of life. Often these views are very wrong and stupid, but a wise minded one (such as I) always practices tolerance in the company of irrational persons.” – Oar, Expendable
“Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas.” – Aarbus, Ascending
“It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.” – Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does.
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” – Tyler Durden, Fight Club
“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?” – Narrator, Fight Club
“Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let…lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.”
“On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.” – Narrator, Fight Club
“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.” – Tyler Durden, Fight Club
“And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.” – Narrator, Fight Club
“When you’ve got the barrel of a gun down your throat you only speak in vowels.” – Narrator, Fight Club
“You have to defy Reality herself, and that Reality, boy she is one saucy bird. I went out with her a couple times. I took her to a couple of ice-cream so-kills. I never really believed in her thought…there’s some advice for you, don’t go a’courtin’ any body whose very existence you question.”
while burning the Narrator's hand with lye
Ask A Ninja Question: Why do I suck at life?
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