Richard Fidget is near the end of his 8th grade year. Everything changes when he finds a mirror with supernatural capabilites. Lots of humor, film noir, and more. New and improved version! Now updating again!

How a nice girl becomes the hellfire cheerleader of every fat, unpopular girl's waking NIGHTMARE. Sept 23, 2008: Ch.8&9 up! Romance, drag racing, sibling... love and danger! //INCOMPLETE//

Roman has a problem keeping his hands to himself, enjoys Mexicans, eating chicken, reading books, skipping out on work, and being your average pig. Life is life, and it leaves such a good aftertaste. //COMPLETE//

Call it naiveté, my pair of impenetrable rose-colored glasses. But once upon a time, I had something most girls have to fall asleep and count sheep to call their own. Then my would-be happily ever after abruptly unraveled.

Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.

Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.

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Two teenage girls flash passing cars from their bedroom window until one car turns around and pulls into their driveway.

Sex, Violence, Profanity, Murder, Rape, Incest, Blasphemy, Racism . . . What more could you possibly ask for?

This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.

Santa Claus is forced to strip on live television!