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Joined 06-17-07, id: 571702, Profile Updated: 08-25-18
Author has written 10 stories for Romance, General, Humor, and Young Adult.

love to my friends, fans & those who have supported me in this journey
I continue to write
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& to all the girls and women who write
and grow,
with romance,
and darkness,
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Richard Fidget by TOOP reviews
Richard Fidget is near the end of his 8th grade year. Everything changes when he finds a mirror with supernatural capabilites. Lots of humor, film noir, and more. New and improved version! Now updating again!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
World Chicken: How Snobs Happen by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
How a nice girl becomes the hellfire cheerleader of every fat, unpopular girl's waking NIGHTMARE. Sept 23, 2008: Ch.8&9 up! Romance, drag racing, sibling... love and danger! //INCOMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008
World Chicken: A Libertine by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Roman has a problem keeping his hands to himself, enjoys Mexicans, eating chicken, reading books, skipping out on work, and being your average pig. Life is life, and it leaves such a good aftertaste. //COMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,550 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
When He Hangs His Moon On You by Penance for her sins reviews
Call it naiveté, my pair of impenetrable rose-colored glasses. But once upon a time, I had something most girls have to fall asleep and count sheep to call their own. Then my would-be happily ever after abruptly unraveled.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Sand Ghost: Mercenary of the Desert by The Poplocking Ninja reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Vapmire Sexxy Vilage Bash FVuck and Violence by FUCK ME ARSE reviews
Hot dripping blood vampire pussy sex explosion on world trade center exploshun for reals hot akshun and sara machell gellar!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Git R Done by Gilee7 reviews
Two teenage girls flash passing cars from their bedroom window until one car turns around and pulls into their driveway.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Blood, Cum and Dildo Crosses by Gilee7 reviews
Sex, Violence, Profanity, Murder, Rape, Incest, Blasphemy, Racism . . . What more could you possibly ask for?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,594 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Humor: How to make it suck less by Radyn reviews
This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2005
Santa Claus' public strip by PrincessBeautyRose reviews
Santa Claus is forced to strip on live television!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005
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I've Got Serious Issues reviews
written in 2006
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/3/2007
Duties of the Double Dog reviews
written in 2009
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 6/14/2009
Doing the Doodie Work reviews
written in 2007
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/27/2007
The Nameless Story of a Boy and Girl reviews
written in 2007
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 10/24/2007
Killing Kevin reviews
written in 2009
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/16/2009
Dear Imagination reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Skywatching reviews
written in 2010
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Just Like A Fruitcake reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Blue reviews
written in 2008
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Kylie Morrison: Untouchable reviews
written in 2006
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
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