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Joined 06-22-07, id: 572306, Profile Updated: 04-04-10
Author has written 11 stories for Romance, General, and Young Adult.

_TheFutureFreaksMeOut_

i struggle with every day.

currently: stuck in everyday motion. caught up in music. confused. but with loving friends it's all possible.

Says I'm too dumb to fuck.
Too dumb to fight.
Too dumb to save.

(Miami - Counting Crows)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Land of Sinners by Peta Steadman reviews
Sam is sent to a prison where the guards are as bad as the prisoners and violence is accepted. SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,586 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009
I Am Not Drunk by deefective reviews
I swear. A/N: This fucking collection is so embarrassing. OMG.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Someday Soon by carefullyironic reviews
After the neighbor boy licks him, Dakota doesn't know what the hell to think anymore. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,859 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Love and Cereal by Aibari reviews
Max spends his Saturday nights passed out in bars around the city, and his Sundays are lonely and about as pleasant as a gun to the head. slash, one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
It's Amazing Just Because It Is by catalyst.enigma reviews
Revisited. I'm updating as regularly as possible. These are just thoughts that run through my head really, rather than a story. Chapter 1 is the story, the rest is my diary.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Everything Else: Discontinued Version by all you need is oxygen reviews
This is the old version of Everything Else.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,788 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
because children have weak stomachs by all you need is oxygen reviews
and as you threw up barriers, i threw up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
she's biting her lip by softersin reviews
just a progress report in collection form. c: read and review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 108 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
broken walls by all you need is oxygen reviews
plaster and peeling paint.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
charlie by all you need is oxygen reviews
he thinks he can fly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Suicidal Boy by firestar267 reviews
Never in a million years did adequately named ‘suicidal boy’ think he would be saved by some random freak he kicked in the face who liked to pretend he was a wizard. For freak-of-spade’s December challenge! One-shot, Slash. MxM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Traces by E Board reviews
I want to run away from here. Trailing dust in a 1967 Ford Mustang and blowing smoke from rich red lips. I want to stay in motel rooms all over the country; shooting morphine and talking about life. Travel, drugs, the tragedy of fantasy. Please read and review.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
we are the future by all you need is oxygen reviews
your punk-rock-rebel sharpies tucked in to bad-boy faded jeans. &you wonder why they don't kick you out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008
Found Art by Capricious Me reviews
Making art in the park, I glue three spoons, an aspirin cap and the unlucky side of a penny to a burlap sack. “More neon” intones John Leguizamo.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Asylum by Steampunk Champagne reviews
Not every cage is made of steel; not every asylum is inescapable. Rated for graphic imagery.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
dreamandawake by baby foxes reviews
She pops pills like he smokes cigarettes, and, really, it's no wonder they were such good friends.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
attempts by three.word.lies reviews
and success, at conversation, and something better.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
More than just a sound by Phantoms-fallen-angel reviews
How does one describe music as more than just a sound? A freeverse poem full of my love for music. Please read and review if you like music too :
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Call Me Daddy by Forever Scorned reviews
A father's thoughts on his daughter getting older. Taken from what I wish my dad would say...or what I hope he thinks.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Down With Valley Girls by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
Valley girls are like, so last year. But then this one girl was all, ‘Why don’t you prove it, bitch?’ ... So I am.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
The Smallest Elephant by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Keegan's a real kook, at least he thinks so, and his world gets turned upside down when he meets a certain greenhaired someone and gets assigned what should've been an everyday English assignment... slashityslash COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,214 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
this boy will have holes in his pockets by beautiful. only tempermental reviews
i will read my poetry to this boy and then tell him i didn’t write it. this boy won’t believe me. this boy will let me write poems on his arm. this boy’s body will be my notebook.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Just Friends by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] Friends who joke a little too personally, sit a little too closely, hug for a little too long, stare a little too intimitely, touch a little too often and care a little too much. Right. Just friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Little Boy Blue by ithinkimae reviews
little boy blue with his fashionable addictions
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
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Is It Because I Can Spell Konfusion With A K? reviews
Here's where I keep most of my shorter stories. They're random and not at all related to each others. Can be fictional, can be personal, but mostly they're just me, and dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007
Living Is The Hardest Part reviews
I don't want to die, i just don't want to live.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Skipping Math reviews
... wishing to be the friction in your jeans. mxm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Africa reviews
... have you ever been to Africa?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Rockstar reviews
Hey, ever heard about the song that split my world into two?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Fix Or Fall reviews
We met and we crashed, crashed so brutally hard against the asphalt I still have marks. You'll never leave me without scars. mxm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
Candy reviews
Almost everything in here smells of nicotine but it sure tastes like sex and candy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Smoke reviews
Some days, like this day I wonder if I’m going insane… and then you remind me of how much worse it can actually get before I even border on walking the edge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Always Love reviews
I thought it was your way of promising the same thing back, I thought so many things about you… now I don’t know what to think anymore
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Want You Bad reviews
Does Marilyn Manson really eat babies for breakfast? ... and why are some girls just so hot? fxf.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Summer reviews
It’s not normal language, it’s tongue against skin, it’s soft breathes that cools heath, it’s mumbled and crisscrossed out, but it says a lot. Actually, it says everything. mxm.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete