claretmadeirahide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Fantasy. i'm back. :) if i can, y'know. crank out more than a chapter every two years. fiat lux et docere et rerum exquirere causas the lonely hearts club (cliches gone wild) idk what else because the muse has run away again and i can't find her. |
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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Bare Naked by S. Grace reviews
Angela Vaughan was the artistic, silent type. She tried ignoring him, she tried pleading for him to leave, but Maxim Hart had only one motive. He wanted her to draw him. Naked. CHAPTER 9 UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,887 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Danse Macabre by MaeMaes reviews
Darius prayed for patience. Aislin, the brat princess he was guarding, had ditched him yet again. He found her, eventually. Unconscious–with a tattoo the length of her back and glowing silver skin that left him entranced and quite sure she was not human.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,257 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Sonadora104 reviews
It was the perfect opportunity, the enemy's daughter in his house. He just never thought that seeking revenge, he would find love. Removed for editing - Sorry!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
We Were Birds by emilydowns reviews
This is not just an ordinary day, because this is the day that Fern Whitelaw dies. And this is the day that Quinn Sutherland starts running. This is the day where their story begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,228 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
For Your Sake by Danielle Night reviews
Once Rosalind and Vincent had been very good friends, but now it seems as if he despises her. Well no matter, Rosalind's friend fancies him and she is determined to see Christina get her wish. Now if only the girl would cease running off!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Is Imitation the Sincerest Form of Flattery? by Katie-Maude reviews
A response to increasing number of plagiarized stories occurring on fictionpress. It is intended to inform the reader of some of the misconceptions regarding copyright infringement and plagiarism. Responses appreciated.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Once Upon a One Night Stand Redux by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since preschool? That’s even worse. REWRITE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Taking Down Tanner by i found nemo reviews
Warning: Innocent people were used and manipulated in getting Tanner Williams to fall madly in love with Samantha Goldstein. You know what they say - don't play games with a girl who can play better. Too bad no one told Sam the rules were changing...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Tomfoolery by Nonsensically reviews
Tomfoolery: noun. 1. foolish behavior. [See: Carmichael, Jason.] Fun, funny, charming, and irresistable Jason Carmichael. His mischievous ways caught me offguard and full force. Literally. And, try as I might, I just can't seem to stay away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,801 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Wells by Lysander Finn reviews
My life in 30 seconds?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Sox in a Box by Myrika reviews
She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Some Stay the Same by SandersonSisters reviews
This story has now been combined with Changes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Free Fall by EeeNAce reviews
Rynne Hartley is the daughter of the notorious town whore. Hayden Winters is Winsley High's idolized senior who wants nothing more than to break her apart the same way her mother broke apart his world. It's a game of revenge and everyone's playing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007
50 First Takes by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. Choose lesson: A. how to be a pubescent pain in the butt; B. hw 2 rite, lyk, the gr8est FP romance EVA; C. how to cope with extreme boredom without cable TV; D. how to END things in the proper manner. Fee: clickable. Outcome: who knows!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
After The Rain Has Fallen by Le Meg reviews
He's the greatest thief in the high Sahara, and he makes his living stealing from the royal family. A glittering new necklace has caught his attention, and the only thing that stands between him and his new prize is the Princess it was made for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
The Voice by summertime thoughts reviews
Ever feelt ignored no matter how loud you speak?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Mary's Song by Faithfully Yours reviews
A response to SKoW Challenge 23 "So Many Songs, But I'm Feeling So Lonely!" It is based on Taylor Swift's "Mary's Song" about a girl and a boy who've known each other since forever. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Bite Side of The Night by Stylo reviews
**SKoW challenge response : One-shot** The most beautiful boy I had ever seen chose to dance with ME. But then he went ahead and chose to bite me. I know it's Halloween, but WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
April's Fool by scatterbrain87 reviews
With a name like Jokin' Oaken, April is known for her favorite pastime, and with a name like Shenanigan Hannigan, Sean is known for his favorite pastime. One guess as to what that pastime is... one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Christmas by October Rose reviews
It doesn't matter how much romantic fiction you read. Nothing can ever prepare you for the real thing when it comes. A pity Reese Farrelly hasn't noticed that the day has finally arrived... in the form of Seth Wakefield.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,544 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Keep It a Secret by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Jake and Bee by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT As predicted, she glared, “OK, what do you want?” The answer was so simple, but he didn’t even know what it was until it came out of his mouth. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Rain or Shine by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. SKoW challenge response. A boy who can't speak, a little girl determined to read his soul and a pink hair ribbon can add up to so many things... including love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Latte At First Sight by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. Brianna never bargained on falling in love with her best friend, never dreamt of cliched endings where the hero confessed his love for the heroine, never believed in love at first sight... but maybe, just maybe, that would all change. -One shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Maybe You Were the One by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. Because he loved her, but never told her. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
Just to See Her Smile by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] He strived on her happiness. He lived to see her smile. His duty in life was to make her happy. Why? Because he loved her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
A Strong, Windless Place in the Sky by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Justin is in college but he still rides a bike to school and lives at home with his parents. Kid can't live without stealing hats and mango packets. Necessity and boredom meet,and somewhere in between is Love, revelation, and a windless place. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,520 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
For the Love of the Game by i found nemo reviews
She's a football obsessed cheerleader who ends up coaching the school team. He thinks her place is on the sidelines. Mutual hatred? Yep. Sometimes the last person you want to be with is the one person you can't resist. AWFUL, read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,916 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
The Gravedigger's Daughter by Deena reviews
What if you want to spend your entire life living in grief? What if you never want to move on and know happiness again? What if the one person claiming to love you is the one with ties to your brother's killer?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,519 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 10/22/2002
Titian
the only thing he remembered was her flaming red hair. she remembered him not at all, until she met him again, as the son of the man who destroyed her family, her country, her life. there was also the fact that she was intent on becoming his muderess.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
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