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Joined 06-27-07, id: 573100, Profile Updated: 04-30-09
Author has written 6 stories for Haiku, Nature, General, and Love.

Hey, I'm Jess. I'm in high school and I'm in love with writing.

6/5/08 - Devilish has been taken down for revisions (sorry, but it had to be done) and I'm currently working on a completely different story also. My goal is to finish one of them by the end of summer, or at least finish enough of one that I can post regularly and still not be pressured to write.

5/1/09 - Devilish will not be put back up for a very long time; I'm still not done writing and revising it. Meanwhile, I'm working on several other projects and at least one of them will be on this site in the coming months.

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Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,859 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Ar Dhul ó Sholas Dó ::After Dark:: by GaelachAmhran reviews
College student Danika meets the enigmatic Kaedan while hunting a killer in Boston. The killer turns out to be a vampire, and Kaedan turns out to be something else entirely. Danika is soon caught in a supernatural world with a Celtic twist, and falling in love with the beautiful, dangerous, silver-haired immortal is the least of her problems.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,387 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Phone Calls From A Rock Star by RockFan reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by starbeamz2 reviews
“Aubrey Jennings, I know that you hate my guts as much as I hate yours and would rather be zapped by lightning than do this, but will you marry me?” Well, it’s not like I had much of a choice, did I?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
What's Her Name Again? by hubbabubba reviews
Another school year should be pretty mundane for Zoë. New classes she can handle. New friends maybe? But how about Mom's new boyfriend, a potential new brother, and maybe even a new guy? Good thing she's got a column in the school newspaper to rant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,691 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006
A Queen's Descent by starbeamz2 reviews
“For seven years, you ignored my existence, Zoey. So, why are you suddenly everywhere I look this year? Why can’t I stop seeing you, hearing you, thinking about you?” “You think about me?” He sighed. “Yeah, I do. I can't seem to stop.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,123 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Chemicals React by starbeamz2 reviews
I hate chemistry, usually because I blow things up and cause awful reactions to happen. Well, I hated it until the day Aiden showed me the best chemical reaction, that is... OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
An Eternity With Heaven by The Brilliance of the Mindless reviews
Just a drabble about a classic story of tragic love. The deepest secrets hidden within her fears; her fragile hands holding onto such sorrow, from the pain of the past, from the pain of alone...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008
Spring Hopes Eternal by artemis836 reviews
An epic poem of the war waged outside my window one day in the spring.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Dear Princess, Love, Your Prince by starbeamz2 reviews
Adrienne's life is tidy and normal, just the way she likes it...until she starts receiving instant messages from PrinceCharming007. He is waiting for her to find him, and, despite herself, she is drawn into the mystery, determined to solve it...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Burnt Roses by NitroGlycerine reviews
The bouquet looks decent enough now, you think as you peer at its every detail. You got rid of the ugly parts… All that’s left is the white roses, and the white ribbon around them. White, like the heaven you and Nathan are gonna make for yourselves now.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Double by Natalie Page reviews
The sea is [rising] calm, the sky is [stormy] bright, the day is perfect.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Come Back to Me by starbeamz2 reviews
She was Hollywood's queen. He was the hometown boy who'd loved her. Come back to me, he'd whispered to her and hoped that someday, somewhere she would remember and come back...[OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Questionable Taste In Men by a beautiful somewhere reviews
She's got her finger on the trigger, and the barrel's at her head...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Son of Walmart by Myrika reviews
Armageddon commences at 4:37 PM. Only Mary Lou, a diner waitress, can stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Growing Ageless by Ashelin reviews
Another odd poem. I seem to be full of them. Basically inspired by the line, I want to grow old with you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Back To The Top by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Ice Cream by so i sing to the stars reviews
“Crazy people don’t actually see ghosts, they just think they see them. That’s what makes them crazy.”
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
LOVEMUFFIN by a beautiful somewhere reviews
The heartrending tale of a boy and his breakfast.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Chaperon by S.J.Maas reviews
The forest always smells of the battle between life and death. The rage on both sides is unconquerable. It can be felt always. Always. A short story that retells and reexamines Little Red Riding Hood.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Caught reviews
You've got my soul in your cold fist, and there's no way in hell you're going to let go. Short prose piece.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Memory reviews
A memory is all you'll ever be. Prose.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
The Musician reviews
Her heart is a guitar, and he's the one playing it. Slightly altered version of this poem to come later.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009
Guilt reviews
Compares guilt to a seed.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Twilight reviews
A poem detailing the happenings of a forest after the sun sets.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
The Meadow reviews
Three Haikus describing two people in a meadow.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete