What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.

Birthright or not, I said I wasn't interested. But between a family curse, a shady secret society and a pushy werewolf with a mohawk, witchcraft might be my best chance of getting out of this alive. NC-17 MM Slash DOWN FOR EDITS but don't worry I'll stick it back up pretty quick

When Jared finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back-arching, bones pushing against the inside of his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide. Just don't let him catch you."

How to find happiness when you see yourself as emotionally crippled, hellishly lonely and trapped in something you can't name. WARNING: Slash and starry-eyed romanticism. *Story removed*

Alec is a broken-hearted, starving artist trying to find the inspiration he lost about eight months ago. Cammie stays thin by talking, doesn’t ask permission, and the only things she knows how to feel are silk sheets. Director, take one. Shoot.

After losing her boyfriend, bestfriend and a great pair of Jimmy Choos in one disasterous NYE, Hannah decides to do all the resolutions she has ever failed in one year...all eight of them. But sinful friends and a kinda cute boss never makes things easy.

Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.

**REMOVED AND SOON TO BE PUBLISHED! Please see my profile for details** Lara Montgomery is a do-gooder...or a dream-ruining, boyfriend stealing sl*t, it really depends who you talk to. In an attempt to atone for past sins she completes good deeds for fellow students who request her help, much to the disgust of Fletcher Townsend, the biggest past sin of them all.

He's thirteen and doesn't act like it. She's twenty and doesn't look it. An interview of two unusual people in a relationship that shouldn't have worked. Cleaner version available on my blog, sunflowersformoira(dot)wordpress(dot)com, and on Wattpad.

Toby is a stray who once hoped to be a certain witch's familiar. Yeah, that's probably never going to happen now. Haunted City Universe. Slash m/m Oneshot

Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.

A year after an accident that left him blind, Caid finally has a plan for Getting On With His Life. Unfortunately for him, he didn't leave room for falling in love with his sister's fiancé, who happens to be his new roommate. M/M slash. *Discontinued (but now with epilogue)*

The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...

Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash

Topher disposed of the disgusting khaki and pink Hawaiian shirt on the nearest sun lounger and I soaked him up like the rum in my blood system. "Hey! Christopher." Lindy yelled across the pool. "If you're going to go around armed with abs like that then you gotta wear better clothes and get some fucking contact lenses, you dick." "Have you had your pills today?" I muttered. ADOR SC

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.

He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.

At the age of nineteen, Iris has finally done something irrevocably stupid and cliché: she got drunk at a bar on Halloween. While usually this would be of no consequence, she would eventually get home, go to bed and forget this evening ever happened. Instead, he happened. Running away seems like the best option. Too bad he seems to have other ideas.

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

Justin Plank is a pathetic gutter rat. In the past, he made the mistake of crossing Tony Torroda, one of the most powerful talent agents in LA. Now, at the brink of failure, he must turn to Tony for help... the last thing he would ever want to do. slash

She never thought she'd be the type of girl to end up in one of those oh so forbidden student-teacher relationships, yet here she is. But there's a twist: she's the teacher. And he is her defiant, charming, disarmingly attractive student. ONESHOT

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?

One Shot. What's the point of being mildly magical if no-one, not even your deliciously handsome best friend, appreciates it? Especially when said best friend has invited you to meet his new girlfriend under the strict instructions that you're not to be weird...

Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash

Don't get me wrong, I still hate the boy. But I also kind of want to lick gooey roasted marshmallows off his chiseled abs. ONESHOT

The story of a girl who hid behind words, a boy who believed in art, and secondhand dreams in a world spinning too quickly.

Ivan has no love for adventure, nor does he have any sort of desire to see and/or experience the world around him. In point of fact, overly long trips of any sort kind of make him want to die, so there is obviously no reason for him to force his best friend on a journey across America with him. Obviously. M/M slash etc

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So, I threw a waffle at the biggest asshole in the school. He would have walked off without incident, but I just had to ask him, "Would you like some syrup with that?" ONE SHOT

When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!

Dylan plays the sax and Lily doesn't play the violin. Oneshot.

When it comes to tracking demon nests in Cincinnati and vampires through the streets of Detroit, Alexander is supposed to be the sex appeal, not the hunter. Too bad his boss thinks otherwise. At least the break from his love life might give him a chance to win over his cute, irritable psychic partner at last... Slash.

ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*

Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.

"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.

ONESHOT. What's the cut-off gap where a girl is allowed to like someone younger than herself without losing her mind over it? Never mind. Amelia was pretty much doomed from the moment he said hello.

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Elliot only slept with people he was in love with. He fell in love a lot, though. Until now, he never thought that was a bad thing. m/m, slash. Rated for implied sexual content and language, warnings etc. inside.

Three weeks was a long time. As she snapped the Twix bar in half, she glanced at him and wondered if he knew she was about to do the same to his heart. He smiled at her then, and she felt herself melt faster than the chocolate in her mouth.

Kellan can't remember how he's supposed to act, but he thinks it probably doesn't involve making friends with the lunatic girl-next-door and letting his best friend put his hand down his pants. M/M Slash.

It might take nighttime detentions, a dead man's words and dirty pool water, but they'd get there eventually. MM Slash.

Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.

He was a stranger, she was drunk and hurting. It was supposed to be a meaningless one night stand but when he suddenly shows up everywhere it turns into a seductive high stakes game...

I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.

Belan's firmly oriented towards tomorrow, not yesterday. But his unexpected admission to the University, his peculiar dreams, and his hostile TA are all artifacts of forces from the distant past of his highly structured society. slash, if you care.

SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.

So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.

For Noelle Preston, a life without Adrian Hastings was a good one. And she intended to keep it that way. But it turns out you really don't know someone until you wake up in bed next to them with no recollection of how you got there.

My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.

"Have you ever read The Three Musketeers?" Never before has such a simple and innocent question had such an important answer. For Megara, the answer is everything. Her very own Musketeer is about to leave forever.

Ally, it turned out, was really bad at one night stands. Luckily Tom didn't seem to mind. One-shot, het. Rated for language and 'off screen' sex.

He turns me to him. I shut my eyes. “Look at me.” I don't. "No, look at me." I do. “You don’t love him.” He doesn't release me. He moves closer. "I’m giving you a way out." So I take it and run, because something dangerous is coming. --I return reviews!

I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM

I met Jackson Hart on a Wednesday, which coincidentally was the day that he was dumped by 12pm, drunk by 2pm, sober by 6pm, and sleeping in my bed by 2am. It was an interesting day for the both of us. M/M Slash. ON permanent? HIATUS

(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.

My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?

I don’t like you. You think I think you don’t like me, but I know for a fact that you’re really in love with me. But now will you be able to make me fall for you? Please, girls like you can’t live up to a guy like me. ONE-SHOT.

Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.

Alex never made a bet, but he gambled with desire. He never lit a match with intent to start a fire, but recently the flames were getting out of control. SKoW Challenge Response - #23 So Many Songs, But I'm Feeling So Lonely. SKoW Runner-Up Round 11

It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.

How do you get over your cheating ex-boyfriend who stole over twenty grand off you? By sleeping with his brother. Slash. One Shot.

In our first real conversation, David told me he thought I was "weird." What was weird was that I was living with my senile grandma, who runs a impromptu halfway house for people like David to swoop in and get to sleep in my bedroom for a month or three.

Told from 3rd person pov, Irina is always someone's unintended. Sometimes, though, she finds comfort in it. I plan on slowly adding chapters to this.

One-shot. It was a bet, cheerleader Angela Fishers had to kiss Jason Andrews or lose her captainship. But how many times do you need to break up with someone before it's love? REVISED - see author's note !

I hadn't always been like this. The sloppy kisses in the dirty backseats of some boy's car, the drugs, the booze. But after Edwin died, a rabbit hole opened up. So I plugged my nose and jumped in head first.

Meredith Bird is in love with her best friend's boyfriend. If that weren't bad enough, said best friend is now treating her like crap. The only thing she needs now is the sarcastic, confusing ex-best friend of her crush to completely turn her head around.

A brilliant girl's life is spoiled when she accidentally rescues a cursed murderer. Now she must make that age-old choice between sanity and conscience: the poor yet charming prince Martin, or Namryn, the mad fairy who might destroy all her dreams?

Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling

(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.

It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.

-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot

Muse Muse Muse Writing Prompt.

Michael, star Hollywood actor, has grown on me despite high maintenance coffee orders, unparalleled arrogance and irritating persistence. Grown on me in the fungal, cancerous kind of way love does. Not to admit I'm in love with him but... I might be.

Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.

Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum

All good relationships are built on trust, so I'm thinking outside the box and just liying to you- Two strangers, Anna and Warren, become sudden roommates due to Warren's sudden, tragic, and concocted amnesia.

Orphaned, throat slit & left for dead as a child, Orabella struggles to survive with her fellow victim, Rosalyn. Years later, a wealthy sailor with a hidden past houses them and takes an interest in Rosalyn while showing Orabella unjustified contempt.

He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!

Rory Maciel, Rosecrans High School's idolized rock star, died mysteriously two years ago. When Charlotte begins her masquerade as the Ecstasian Phantom, her eerie resemblance to Rory attracts unwanted attention from Rory's guitarist and ex, Rhys Faulkner.

[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.

As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.

And the car, and the fire, and the hobo, and the ER, and the Russian Mob... This is not bad luck. This is insanity. "Only YOU would come out the day AFTER National Coming Out Day." Slash. M/M. One-shot. Kind of crack!fic-y.

Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.

I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."

Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.

A riddle?" I hissed, glaring at Michael. "I thought you were going to ask me something important!" Sometimes irony is the funniest joke of all. One shot!

How James and Cameron of TISOBT broke up. M for non-graphic, but still entirely there, reasons. Bisexuality. Mentions of slash. Complete. "Long distance relationships never work out anyways."

She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.

my sister was a moon child.

Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.

“You’re in my seat.” I glanced up, about to reply that you didn’t have assigned seating in the school library. But this person was a male, a male sixth former and a fit one at that. Still, I wasn't going to move. And he couldn’t make me. Right? ONESHOT

“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.

(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."

Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.

Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.

Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.

Fulfill the Tough&Dirty Writing Challenge by including the phrase: "I am a phoenix rising from the ashes." A day in the life of Jackson Gray, resident male with a gay roommate. Is it budding romance? Or is his gay roommate secretly a female in disguise? /

Lucy knew how people worked. She knew brains and habits and why people felt what. She just hadn't planned on it happening to her, not with him at least. Another make-you-smile OneShot.

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The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.

I widen my eyes and hold my arms up, as she squeals and giggles at the same time, crashing into my chest and bringing me to the grass, winding me. My chest is on fire, both with pain and of that awful fluttering.

I don’t like most love stories. None of them are really real, you know? And they just don’t make as much sense to me as Mamie and Papi’s does. They said everything in post-its.

Babe. That’s all he ever calls me now. Like I’m just another chick to him. COMPLETE.

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.

ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.

On a beach in Corfu, Helga meets Kit. She’s preoccupied with her past and he’s anxious about the future, but maybe for one night they can live in the present. A story about love found, love lost, and finding it all over again. A one-shot in four parts.

Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//

Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?

All I meant to do was steal the shiny off his arm, I didn't mean to lick the shiny lip ring. Great, he's my brother's beat friend. yesterday I paid him no attention, today, all because of the stipid shiny, I can't even do calc. oneshot

Sam and Luke have some fun with the girls outside their dorm room at boarding school. Fortunately for their prank, these girls have big imaginations. Sort of slash if you look closely. Pointless oneshot. Enjoy. T for sexual references.

ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.

REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.

SLASH. Robin doesn’t want to turn around and face the situation like a man - which is annoying and makes Chris want to harpoon him in the back. MM.

She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.

ONESHOT "The difference is that singing and saying aren’t the same. If I sing ‘I need you today, oh Mandy. You kissed me and stopped me from shaking oh Mandy baby’, it won’t mean anything." "Of course it won’t. Your lyrics are wrong."

He rear ended her car, yelled at her for not stepping on the brakes, saved her life, and is subsequently trying to get her to fall in love with him.

x"The problem with Aaron Aderholt was that he was just so..."x Mia can't stand him. Or so it seems. Maybe there's more to her hatred than meets the eye? Fluffy oneshot. It's all about forgiving, maybe, but never forgetting.

Clara Anderson needed some way to mark a pivotal moment in her life. And she wanted Reid Stone to give her that mark. Reluctantly, he'll give her more than she bargained for.

Apparently, he feels the same way, because he is looking at me like I’m from the next galaxy over. Well, fair enough. I did just break into his house and sexually assault him. ... Written for Freak-of-Spades's October Challenge, please R&R!

She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.

Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.

Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.

he looks at her and wonders if she really is a whore. she's slept with enough guys, yet something keeps him from labeling her that way. maybe it is her face when she is sleeping, or the way she smells of clean cotton, which is not the way whores smell...

From his ridiculously poetic name to his strong opinions, Lee Summerfield is everything Meg is cautious of. She's not looking for love, and neither is he. But Lee is the wildest card in the deck.

*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.

Twyla's mother was never good with decisions. Especially when she decided to commit suicide. Especially when she decided to give custody of her teenage daughter to her best friend- from high school, 20 years earlier. A Tale of love, family, and letters.

Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//

When you meet the right person in Jimmy Neutron underwear, E -everything- is equal to MC squared, and everything else is mathematics, which you never really bothered to practice, anyway.

One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"

One-shot. He did one crossword a day. He knew erroneous facts that no one ever needed to know and fought with her about things he didn't even believe. Unfortunately, it wasn't her he wanted. Other than that, he was perfect.

I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.

I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

In the second grade, I stole his juice box. And it didn't stop there. Who knew that one event would put everything into motion?

Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash

Sure, some heartthrobs look stunning with pierced ears and eyeliner. But there are some things that will never look manly, no matter how much they try otherwise. A very short vignette.

ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.

Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.

[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]

[slash] Lemon is forced to marry his millionaire stepbrother in exchange for insulin for his diabetic cat.

Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.

Sometimes... sometimes, pestering really works.

[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

Then he smiled. This gorgeous, dazzling smile that took my breath away. 'CUTE', I muttered,[or so I thought]. He froze. I guess when your iPod is blasting Aerosmith in your ears, you don't realize you're 50 decibels too loud. Well done, Isabel. Well done.

A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.

Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]

How to break up with a female. From a boy's perspective. [oneshot]

We've had countless Cinderellas. This one's not much different, give or take a little psychopathy.

He told her he loved her hair. She chopped it off. Yeah. She hated him that much. One-Shot.

It tastes terrible. Thirty seconds of life, described.

With six point six billion people on the planet, how is one expected to fall in love? It's not logical, it doesn't fit with the statistics. It doesn't make sense. It just happens. Short and sweet. Oneshot. ON HOLD

ONE SHOT What does it really mean when a girl says she wants to be just friends?

[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.

An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up

One snobby enchanter sends me to another world because I tripped him. Now I need the help of another snobby enchanter to send me home. And HE must defeat yet another evil snobby enchanter and save the universe before he will bother helping me. Sheesh.

Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.

Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]

She’s neurotic, type-A, Ivy League, he’s - well, not. AND she's in love with his twin. They're SO not meant to be, but what with Pervs, Creeps, and absolute Bastards on the fringe, maybe they're meant for each other, after all! Oh HELL no...

When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.

Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

We've heard it before. A sexy ballroom dancer with broody blue eyes. An awkward schoolgirl who smokes too much. Lots of cynicism; lots of heat.

Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.

Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.

Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]

Salem is a regular run-of-the-mill college student sort of , and Naaki is just the strange rich guy who's taken an interest in him or, at least, does not run screaming from the singing . M on M slash. Oneshot. Randomness ahoy.

Miranda meets Finn in writing class, at first not liking him but soon realizing that they both enjoy the pleasures of banter. Will family and life ambitions get in the way of their relationship? -Now Finished-

Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]

It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?

STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!

A punk rock romance for the slightly mature. A tale of a tough girl living on the edge, and of the music and people that live there with her. COMPLETE!

A teenage girl mourns a devastating breakup. A very short story. [Complete]

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