Catatonic Seiory
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SO freakin' tired.

Alright so this is about me, I'm tired, I'm hormonal and I have a glass of milk and a spatula. DON'T MESS WITH ME!



Update August 31, 2008

I'm thinking of making a myspace page.

Or a face book..

Or a myface space book...


Hmmmm maybe I will.

I'm trying to start chapter/part/whatever 12 of Mein Liebling. I think it should start going pretty well once I stop procrastinating.

Quote: "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin

Update: February 2, 2009

Hey everyone sorry I haven't updated. Hell week is coming up for college which is like stupid... I have no idea what I just typed or what it means. I think it means I'm tired or something. I don't know... don't judge.

Anyways, I took two hard core classes this quarter at my school. It sucks. I hate hardcore classes. I'm about to throw my hands in the air and say, "Screw it! I'm going to be amish and never write another word again." I'm not saying Amish people don't write but I'm hoping they have a position that just... chops firewood or something. I don't know. Tired. Sentences... yeah. not happening.

I'm pretty sure the final part of Mein Liebling should be out in a few days. Its really long and there's also the epilogue which may/maynot lead to a sequel. I'm thinking of making a myspace/face book page so those of you who would like that please pm or just leave me a message when you review. If I get 15 people at least then I will make it but make sure you say whether it will be a myspace or a face book. I can't have both because... well I can barely check my email as it is.

Love Cat

PS everybody thank runaway sheet, for kicking my butt into shape. =P

Quote: "Always choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."

Update: April 16, 2009

Ok so, I'm really really REALLY happy that a lot of you like my stories... : ) and I am working on all of them. Right now the writing is whenever the urge strikes me, which is often but its in short spikes. Don't worry though, unless the story says its on hiatus I'm still actively working on it. Its just taking me a while.

Mein Liebling is finished and I will be reuploading rewritten chapters so keep your eyes open for that. I'm hoping to get rid of the inconsistancies and such. Oh and "Ich Liebe dich" translates as 'I love you' and mein liebling means my lover. Yep so, I'm going to go now and do some homework.

Quote: "All generalizations are false, including this one."

Update: June 28, 2009

Hello! So just to let everyone know, I'm not dead... I'm just enjoying summer. The next chapter for Trentsville will be up soon, it actually almost done. I'm writing a story that is not going to be posted on this site, and I will be trying to work on that as much as I can so I'm sorry folks, but summer means that updates will probably be slow. I'll still be updating however and I really got to update my FF account so l hope you guys enjoy those! I'm going to write a cute little one shot so I hope you guys like that too!



Quote: "Gimme a break, Gimme a break, break me off a piece of that kit-kat-bar!" : )

Update: October... something ish. two days until Halloween... go with that...

Yeah Im really pissed right now. I have been looking actively for a beta reader and no one responds to my freakin P.M. so yeah... I could A.) continue writing and edit to the best of my ability (not very goodly mind you) and wait for the private messages and reviews bitching at me to find a beta reader, or B.) just not post anymore. Im not exactly sure which is the most tempting at the moment. I think Ive come a long way from my terribleness at the beginning of Mein Liebling but... yeah. Readers, Im also pretty bitchy right now because I got the freakin swine flu... my computer will also not let me put commas in things... I really want to turn that stupid quick links off... yeah so, usually I enjoy constructive crit but not right now... mostly because most people will not tell me where the fuck I just messed up. I know proper grammer, I have taken 400 level college courses on English grammer (and passed, really well by the way) but I apparently save all that grammer for my college papers. Ok, yeah Im done bitching.

Ok on a brighter note, Im fixing Mein Liebling. It will take a really freaking long time but Im on my way. I have to go over all the chapter, look at what I want to keep, cut out the scenes that are crap, add scenes to compensate for the crappiness... yep. Like I said, a REALLY long time.

On a final note, Anyone want to beta Trentsville, then you must please pm me. I PROMISE to p.m. you. It might not be right away, but it will be within two or three days time. If not, I am sick again or have died...O_O If that happens, then expect a new chapter soon. If not... well dont expect anything.

Quote: "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." Louis Hector Berlioz

Update:April 7, 2010

Yes, I have been slacking... I have been slacking so much I would win gold in the Olympics if there was a Slackers competition... I'm that good. HOWEVER, I have renewed my determination which took a vacation when I was like... seventeen or something. So I will be updating and fixing things AGAIN! At the same time, my renewed determination also has me taking a ridiculous amount of classes and working ridiculous amounts of hours so I will be busy... but I am determined so the writing will commence. I'm sorry to say that it is unlikely I will finish (at least not for a really really long time) a lot of my stories but I will finish Trentsville. I have a beta and she's wonderful and infinitely patient with my slacking and stupidity so yeah...

I will RETURN!!

I love you!

Quote: "There are two things universal in this world; Hydrogen and Stupidity." I don't remember who said this and its like an axiom or something...

Update: August 21, 2011

I suck. I know. More than a year ago I said I would be trying to finish my story. Well I lied. I didn't mean to but I did. I have not been slacking so much though as just being busy. On the plus side, I'm starting to kick college's ass, on the bad side, I don't know what to do with myself without any classes or homework. I've been double-uping my classes in summer as well for the passed... three years? in order to finish classes on time with my two degrees. Right now though, I don't have classes (shocker) so I will try and get my stories up and running. If I have too much writers block, I will probably write a different story. Though for mine and your sake and sanity, I won't post it until its completely done. So yeah, that's all I wanted to say.

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Secrets hidden in silence by Rayne Auster reviews
[COMPLETE] My name is Dimitri and I am mute, by choice. Silent to hide a secret black as night, silent to hide the taint upon my soul, the taint left by a serial killer. There is no redemption for me, no hope, no escape from the stain of my sins [MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Addie and Tria by Shadowed and Shattered reviews
-Slash- Addie's the golden boy. Tria is the bad boy. Despite the cliché, they're in love with each other. Will it be another story of heartbreak, or will they find their ever-elusive happy ending?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,784 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
A Fight For Dominance by Fallen Rayne reviews
Chase is your average gay boy with very homophobic parents. Damien is your local playboy that swings both ways. Both are the dominate. After a party Damien decides that he wants to make Chase's his. But Chase has different ideas about that. Slash M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,269 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
Shannon by Akkutsune reviews
male on male. Shannon is a theif, the best there is. Tailem is the detective that has been after him for years, and he's finally caught the young theif. But all that Shannon wants is to steal Tailem's heart, or was get in his pants?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
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Reasons why I hate Trentsville reviews
Slash Noah has been brutalized by his hometown but now that he's back he's ready to take them all on - even when all of them means the demon who handicapped him, a soccer team full of 'werewolves' and and closet full of live hands...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,720 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008
Mein Liebling reviews
Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,008 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Subtlety is why penguins hate Rick reviews
Global warming is a problem... and penguins are dying... its all because of cigarettes, oxicodon, broken pieces of glass in my back, and because Rick won't eat the freakin hamburger... stupid cows. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2009
Not a one night stand reviews
Slash. I did not have sexual relations with that man!... Seriously, but he thinks we did, so he's out to get me, and my friends are helping him. So now I have to watch out for stalkers and GHB. This summer is fun!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007
Insignificant reviews
So I save a butterfly the other day... It came back to bite me in the ass, literally. Warnings slash, abuse and language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,764 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Walls brought down reviews
Slash. Andrew likes Chase, a stubborn person he has picked on for years. Chase however, has some walls put up and Andrew's gonna need a sledgehammer and vicodin to get through them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Something Unexpected reviews
Alex and Riory have been friends for a long time. Now Alex realizes Riory likes him more then just a friend and wants a stronger relationship with Riory now. Only problem is Riory refuses to act like anything more then a friend to Alex. Warning slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete