inconvenance
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Joined 07-06-07, id: 574231, Profile Updated: 11-22-09
Author has written 3 stories for Horror, Supernatural, and Romance.
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Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Land of Sinners by Peta Steadman reviews
Sam is sent to a prison where the guards are as bad as the prisoners and violence is accepted. SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,586 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
The Fortuneteller by Grey Areas reviews
I went to the traveling circus and saw amazing things. I saw her, the mysterious and alluring fortuneteller. She was so beautiful, so different, so exotic. I just had to see her. Femslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008
Undeniably Sexy by blackberrydream reviews
I am the sexiest thing alive. Everyone knows it's true because...well, look at me! So why doesn't Ugly think so? slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
A Different Kind of Feeling by Esquirella reviews
Femslash (Yes, you read that right! Yuri, fXf. Homophobes need to find their own way out.) Alex sits you down to tell you about how she discovered she wasn't straight. Do you have time for a cup of coffee or two? This might take her a while.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/24/2006
Goodnight, Small Town by stick and straw reviews
Goodnight small town - When the sun sets and your lamps are down, who lurks in your shadows, waiting for it's next small morsel to wander 'round? In the light of day, would they seem the monster the moon sees? For now, sleep tight; Dream a pleasant dream.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
CaraSoma by Joyful Girl in the Mirror reviews
‘I think you’d make a pretty princess too.’ She said shyly. ‘I wonder if two princesses can get married?’ ‘No,’ I said, ‘Only a prince and princess can get married.’‘Why?’ ‘Because only a prince and princess can kiss.' ...right? One shot. Lesbian/femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Treading Love and Living Lust by Freak-of-Spade reviews
Sandro said I should do something stupid, so I ran away from home. Delirium said I should be his band manager, so I signed the contract. Am I the only one thinking that my life isn’t really under my control much? SLASH BOYxBOY
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
To Love A Poisoned Heart by Koukasen reviews
A captive human teaches a coldhearted vampire how to love. Yaoi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Tsaiko reviews
SLASH Tomato/tomato yaoi. There is really no words for this story. There's fluff and emo and melodrama and a love story between fruit that's normally found on a salad. You'll never look at tomatoes the same way again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Pied Piper by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Hamlin is besieged by rats. A mysterious stranger shows up promising to take care of them if the town pays him a huge sum. The Piper didn't count on Mathis to interfere, and Mathis didn't count on the Piper making a different bargain with him.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Sin On My Tongue by Crystalline Lies reviews
This may be dangerous, but that's not stopping either of us. [femmeslash]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Tips for Writing Useful Reviews by elisefey reviews
A barebones guide to writing an insightful and thorough critique.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2006
Midnight Rambles by redexted reviews
I sleepwalk a lot. Fortunately, I always manage to get back into bed. Unfortunately, it's HIS bed that I usually end up in. Fortunately, he doesn't mind too much. Unfortunately... M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Field Work by tipping ivy reviews
Wouldn't it be handy if criminals did all their own case work? I thought so. But I never expected my victim to be so pretty... or so male.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2005
Scotch and Cyanide by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Durante, a hitman and jack-of-all-trades, is given his mission: the assassination of the naïve heir to a dynastic corporation, Kristian Radford. The plan is to seduce and kill him, but what happens when Durante falls for his victim? [Two Parts]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/22/2004
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Sangriento Actor
¿Podrá el amor florecer entre una señorita de clase alta y un humilde carnicero? ¿O sólo hemos de esperar sangrientos actores en una macabra obra de amor?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Ella
Él sólo quería una oportunidad, ella la quería también; pero ella no lo permitiría. No de nuevo.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - Spanish - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Epitafios reviews
Ella sonríe mientras la tierra cae sobre ella. La luna luce tan brillante que hiere. Todos sus deseos finalmente se han realizado.Su corazón está llorando. Esta felicidad la está matando... de la misma forma que ella mató a Claire Saint Charles.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - Spanish - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007