Kikto-chan
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Joined 07-08-07, id: 574487, Profile Updated: 06-11-09

Bonjour!

My name is Kikto-chan, I'm 17 and a senoir at a school for kids who have magical abilities. I love to read, and tend to not do my homework for reading a novel or a story on the site. I also love art, Claude Monet is my favorite artist though. If you haven't ever seen his works, you must! Or my rabid pet animals will haunt you in your dreams. :). When I get older I wish to be a Forensic pathologist, who are concerned with determining the cause of death by examination of a cadaver, and preform autopsies.

Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline……

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on theline.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.”

Ninety-five percent : If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.


What eles to say?

If you ever want to say something to me my e-mail address is [email protected].

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Mafias are Good at Keeping Secrets by stephy151 reviews
Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Goodbye is the Beginning by awaitinglove reviews
[COMPLETE] So many things have happened in the past six years, including Laila taking in Aiden, a marriage, and Trent never visiting like he promised but then showing up unexpectantly. Trent and Laila are back in the SEQUEL of Making Him Notice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,971 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Making Him Notice by awaitinglove reviews
I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,731 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Of Coffee and Overrated Epic Poetry by Aurette reviews
She watches him, when her boyfriend asks who he was. She’s about to answer when the professor walks into a pillar and curses loudly. “No one,” she says once he’s gone. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Scorpion and Sandman by GryphonFledglingOfSilverWings reviews
She is a noble who can't survive on her own. He is a fighter, born and bred to die in the arena. She becomes his weakness. He becomes the strength she never had. NaNo '08!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
It's Not Normal To Have An OBSESSIVE Stalker by NeverTrustFate reviews
Jen has never had the greatest life. In fact, it's been miserable since day 1. All that she really wants to do is pass highschool, but that's pretty hard to do when the new student is obsessed with you. Brent Carriere, school hottie, Jen's worst nightmare
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,753 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Pie by LiME-GREEN-CAPES reviews
The pie was savory in my mouth. I went to bite down on it and accidentally caught my own tongue in the process. I let out a horrified scream, and in a matter of seconds his lips were on mine, his tongue caressing my wound. Wait… what! [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Not so simple by Kanna-sama reviews
Complete. Bella never suspected to play hostess to a lord from England after she and her family was expelled to the country. She also never expected to find herself attracted to his elusive charm. Two shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Stuck In A Bathroom With You by J.S. Goldberg reviews
Have you ever been stuck in a room with someone you hate?Try being stuck in a bathroom with that person...while the party of the year is happening downstairs.Please R&R.Rated T just in case.[COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,506 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
And Then They Fell In Love by Sphynx reviews
For Sara Adams, moving to a different country is hard. It becomes even harder when she can't speak the language. Good thing there is a rather cute, stuck up, and totally bipolar genius to help her. *Has been rewritten as "Hindsight" found in my profile*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,391 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Set you free by Jezabel44 reviews
COMPLETE. She's new in the city, desperately looking for a job. When a strange offer from the most mysterious boy she had ever met comes, she knows she shouldn't accept, but she does. What she doesn't know is that her life is about to change completely.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,395 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
A visit from an Angel by wish.he.knew.me reviews
Two worlds rarely collide, so what happens when Kara encounters a supernatural being on the sands of her beach? With long wings, slightly normal features and dog ears, will she be able to protect him? Or will they be ripped apart? Please review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Predictable by Jenina reviews
So maybe the fangs should’ve clued her in that he was definitely not your average guy. She didn’t know any better. She just thought he was just a really good dancer. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Girl At Heart by Promiscuous Geek reviews
COMPLETE! My name is Loralai Sterlin.. oh and the guy who has me in a headlock? That's the First Son, James Winters.. he's my soulmate, he just doesn't know it yet. Probably because he thinks I'm a guy, I'm actually a girl. Yea.. welcome to my life..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Bitten by prolific bunny reviews
Alethea Malloy gets tangled into a feud between two vampire factions. Having liked to read about vampire romance before, she wasn't so keen on getting involved in one. Especially with a hormone driven vampire named Tobias Mordikai. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,367 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete