Dead Skunk
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Joined 07-09-07, id: 574623, Profile Updated: 04-17-09
Author has written 8 stories for Historical, and Essay.

Greetings. A cool song is "Dead Skunk" by Loudon Wainwright III.

I shall possibly write a few stories, to see what the reviewers say. I would recommend reading the historical documents rather than the essays. Make sure not to read the communism essay, because it stinks miserably. But, alas, I shall most likely become, a dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinkin' to high heaven.

Stories:

Essay- On existence; an abstract theory that sort of explains existence (but it is really bogus).

Essay- on communism (it's a patheticalizationally stinkin' essay that's bad so DO NOT read it, it is a testament of stupidity)

Historical Document- The Spinning of the Earth (100 percent true)

This is a true tale of how the earth came into its spinning state.

Historical Document- Poo the Caveman

This is a tale of a very intelligent caveman from long ago, who gave his life because he lacked common sense.

Historical Analysis- Did the Holocaust happen? You may be surprised at the answer!!

Who am I? I am not a homo sapien; I am a skunk, who, unfortunately, is dead. Because I am dead I have the ability to know and understand many things that you do not, unless, of course, you too happen to be dead. Do not come near to me because my stench is unbearable currently, but as I finish up decaying and all the flesh is gone I will stop stinking so miserably. You would suppose that I, being a skunk, could not think so intelligently; the truth is, however, that when I was a babe an evil witch transformed me into a skunk. Now that I am dead I can write and type, and speak my thoughts to the human world. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Let me assure you, I am insane...

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Mankind is Neanderthals reviews
A caveman travels from the past to inform us that our healthcare system is turning us all into neanderthals.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
The Role of Civic Literacy in Democracry
A proposition which will shake the foundations of American democracy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Vikings were Spectacular
My term paper for high school English, which argues that the vikings, despite their barbarism, had a positive impact in Britain during the Middle Ages.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
On Virtue reviews
Supposedly "cynical" essay. Read it and review it, or else you will have disobeyed my orders.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
The Holocaust, did it Happen? reviews
Did the Holocaust really occur, or is it merely a fabrication perpetrated by angry European nations?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
The Explanation of Existence reviews
An abstract theory dealing with time and the universe.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008
Poo the Caveman reviews
A story of a very bright caveman who made the world a more hospitable place, at the expense of his own life.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
The Spinning of the Earth reviews
This is 100 percent true. Read it!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete