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Joined 07-11-07, id: 574846, Profile Updated: 06-17-12
Author has written 27 stories for Life, Religion, Humor, Friendship, Humor, Love, Essay, General, General, and Spiritual.


Welcome to the author bio page of one of the most inactive authors you'll ever follow. I like writing Harry Potter, Avatar, and Animorphs. I like reading all of those, plus some Bones, Star Wars, and other miscallaneous stuff.

Yes, that picture is actually of me. I'm watching the sunset on the last evening we were in Hawaii when I was sixteen. I love that picture.

I'm actually trying to move away from fanfiction. It gave me good practice and a good base, but always using a shortcut by using other authors' work can only get me so far.

I love God more than anything. He is my everything, and that will never change.

Favorite Books/Authors: C.S. Lewis, Dean Koontz, George R.R. Martin, Orson Scott Card, J.K. Rowling, and Tamora Pierce (except for the Trickster's series--HATED those). Also love Chicken Soup, A Little Princess, The Cage, Heros of the Holocaust, Night, Heartland, and any other horse books out there. If there is one author who NEVER should have been published, it's Robert Jordan. An eleven book series of cliches, Mary-Sues, and rip-offs, and even after he's dead someone finishes it for him. Really??

A totally random bit of funny that a friend discovered for those who aspire to write a fantasy novel: http:///fnovel/

I collect quotes. Some of my favorites.

(C.S. Lewis quotes first)

A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say "infinitely" when you mean "very"; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.

We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.

You can't get a cup of coffee big enough or a book long enough to suit me. (the original quote says "a cup of tea" lol)

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.

(miscellaneous serious ones)

History is crowded by men who would be gods, but only one God who would be man.

Some Christians haven't thought about whether they would die for Jesus because they haven't really been living for him.

I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

Have you prayed about it as much as you've talked about it?

A bible falling apart belongs to someone who is not.

Woman came from man’s rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal, from under the arm to be protected, and from next to the heart to be loved.

Only God can heal a broken heart, but first he has to have all the pieces.

Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you can't live without.

Boys are immature, guys are jerks, men are rare.

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

It’s mind over matter: you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.

I'll pick you up when you fall, and if I can't I'll just lay down beside you.

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'll fight for what I love.

If you don't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid.

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are made for.

We're all a little weird and life's a little weird. And when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

(okay, funny ones now)

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not exactly. He told me to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing, really.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

Do you want to talk to the doctor who's in charge, or the nurse who actually knows what's going on?

Girls can do anything boys can...but we can do it backwards in high heels.

Forget glass slippers, I want red stilettos.

Shoes can change your life. Just ask Cinderella.

Give me coffee or the protagonist dies.

All you need in life is a guy who promises not to break your heart and a best friend to kick is ass if he does.

Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich.

When life hands you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

I have flying monkeys. Don't make me use them.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.


Enjoy my stories!!

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You're Just Too Good To Be True by RedRogue55 reviews
Oh, wow," said the boy in the seat next to me. "I can’t believe you HAVE that picture." He pointed to a pic of a blond boy I had clipped out of a Cosmo Girl magazine and stuck to my binder because I thought he was cute. Sure as hell, it was the same boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,758 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 9/29/2010
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
What If? An Alternate Jonnie Sequel by RedRogue55 reviews
Ryder won't stop staring at me. I might be able to get over him, if I just knew he was over me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 4/23/2009
Where Cross and Crescent Meet by Unbridled reviews
His dream haunted me. He was certain he would die for Jesus at the hands of angry extremists - and I denied it, even when they took him. But God sent me his journals, written for me, and I saw on those pages an extraordinary tale of courage and faith.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,125 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Bullets by Jeannie-Redd reviews
What are you willing to give? Would you give your life?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
His Note by reviews
Simple poem. I like it. Makes me smile.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Answers by Trish J reviews
We are the light of the world, and we can trust that God will never leave us.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Moonlit Words by Chaotic Charisma reviews
Not your classic moonlit words love poem a cutesy almost juvenile idea it's not that you look prettier in the moonlight, it's that the moonlight looks prettier with you in it, and should thank you. Only that's too darn dorky to say out loud.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007
My Dog by 10startledbirds reviews
My dog is awesome.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Sunset by candylissa reviews
A poet's description of a sunset. please R & R
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Body Piercing Saved My Life by Jeannie-Redd reviews
One nail in each hand, a crown of thorns on His head, and a spear pierced side. Just as the title says. A poem based on the phrase.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Horror Movie by samwise606 reviews
It's not actually about a horror movie, that's just a metaphor. It's about a friend of mine and a current situation that's going on between us. It may sound slightly similar to my Agonizing Questions, but it's a different situation. Hope you like it!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Flew by Lyrical.Love reviews
This is the moment that I flew.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Virgin by Starlet1 reviews
Title is misleading. It's about rape, but with an underlying meaning
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2001
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Written for my English class. A mother looks back on what camp was like like, and how some things never change, and how somethings never stay the same.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Shiny Things reviews
Jesus was the Messiah, but he was also a human, and a toddler. And toddlers love shiny things.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012
Your Footprints reviews
Our Father is everywhere, always, even when it doesn't seem like it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Along the Garden Path
for a writing prompt on deviantart. Many different flowers mean something special to me. Walking along the garden path, I am reminded of all the beauty in life, and in my garden.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
So Happy It's Disgusting reviews
A little thing meant to poke fun at everyone who hates Valentine's Day because they're single and bitter about it. I'm single and LOVE Valentine's Day.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
My Best Friend
A random brain schpeel that turned out really good. About my best friend and me. I gave this to her for her 19th birthday.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
An Angel With a Tail
The true story of a little girl and the dog who made her world a little brighter. Different than my poem with a similar title. Originally written for a short story assignment in my English class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
The King of Overkill reviews
When God wants your attention, he's pretty hard to ignore.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
The Great Mud Adventure reviews
A short about five college girls having some fun on a rainy day.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
The Arizona Desert reviews
An exercise in description I did while driving through Arizona.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Cross on the Hill reviews
Do we really understand what it was like to see Jesus hanging from the cross? Not a dream that I had, just an idea that I had to write down.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Memories reviews
Everyone has a few memories that they can remember as if they happened the day before. These are mine, and why they have become such a huge part of how I define myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Ask and You Shall Recieve reviews
God always answers our prayers, though usually not in a way we expect and often not in a way we even notice.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Over Him reviews
She's going to put it all behind her and move on. But maybe her best friends aren't going to do the same.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Written in response to my bible study leader's challenge: "Describe our search for the Holy Spirit." I couldn't think of a title that felt right.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Her Angel Has a Tail
Angels are around us every day, working amazing miracles, and never asking for anything in return. Different than my short story with a similar title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Published: 3/11/2008
Advice To Freshman reviews
Freshman seem to enter high school with a huge grin and a bounce in their step, thinking that the next four years are going to be awesome. The bitter truth is that high school is simply meant to be endured.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
What the Eagle Doesn't Know reviews
Eagles are beautiful and majestic cratures that many people envy. But the Lord wants to show us beauties beyond even what the eagle knows. The eagle can't fly to the heaves or the stars, but God can, and he wants to take us with him.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008
Why I Write reviews
Just a short thing I wrote to explain to my nonwriter friends why I love to do something that, to them, looks like extra school work.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Someday reviews
I don't know you yet, but someday you'll be my whole world.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Writer's Worst Enemy reviews
There is one thing that we writers hate more than anything else...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
I'm Her Sister reviews
I sat down and just wrote, not paying attention to what I was writing. This is what I came up with. It kind of scares me, because it's been almost a year, and apparently I still subconsciously hate my best friend's ex.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Prodigal reviews
Last year, one of my best friends was going through a really hard turning point in her life. She wrote this when she realized that she probably wouldn't have gotten out of it with her sanity intact if those who loved her hadn't been so forgiving.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
He's Always There reviews
Aren't boys great?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Three Girls And a Dance reviews
Jackie would rather wear her track uniform to the dance than a dress, makeup and complex hairstyle. The problem is her best friends, Kelly and Paige, who are determined to make her look truly hot. What will they be forced to resort to?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
When I Say I Am Christian reviews
Christians are not perfect, just forgiven.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Life Will Be Better reviews
We all look forward to the next stage in our lives and say It will be better. But will it? Or do we need to stop complaining and enjoy life as it comes at us?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
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