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I would say that there isn't much to say about me, but since I am a rambler, the above would prove false, and I don't want to be a hypocrite :)

So, I'll give you the facts in a concise and random manner:

LIST TIME!

Name: Bee

DOB: June 2, 1987

Place of origin: Brooklyn, New York. Currently residing in Hell, aka New Jersey

Race/Nationality: WAH (White As Hell), German/Russian, Jew in the Hizzhouze

Pets: Two dogs, two guinea pigs

Favorite Movies: Titanic, Dirty Dancing, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, the Scream trilogy, The Ring, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Gone With the Wind, Rebel Without A Cause, American Wedding, Footloose, The Devil Wears Prada, Final Destination, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Mean Girls, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, 50 First Dates and basically anything with Adam Sandler, Pleasantville, Independence Day, Hitch, repeat above with Will Smith, Armegeddon, Clueless, Jawbreaker, Beetlejuice, Atonement, the list goes on and on and on...

Favorite TV Shows: Gossip Girl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Beverly Hills 90210, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Beetlejuice (the cartoon!), Ugly Betty, Heroes, What Not to Wear, True Life, What I Like About You

Favorite Books: Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte, the Uglies series by Scott Westerfield, Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell, Unwind by Neil Shusterman, Gossip Girl series by Cecily von Ziegesar, The A-List series by Zoey Dean, anything by Lurline McDaniel, anything by Sarah Dessen, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series by Ann Brashares, the Princess Diaries series and the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, the Shopaholic series by Sophie Kinsella, the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin, Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher, If I Should Die Before I Wake by Han Nolan, etc

Favorite Sports Teams: Yankees and Nets (even though they kinda suck)

Other Random Things: I lost my hearing a few years ago, so you will not see any Music Favorites in here, I am an impulsive buyer and spend money before I really think it through which gets me into trouble sometimes, I love sushi and Chinese food, and I have been writing basically since I could pick up a pen. The last few years have been pretty hard on me, so writing has been sort of a saving grace. I am currently working on a novel that is about 340 pages long so far with an end in sight but rather far off. Oh, and I love to dance, even though I can't hear. Irony, not just knee replacement surgery.

Edit And it appears that I have forgotten to add my friend Haley, AKA my supposed "reason for living" into my profile. Well there it is, Hales (God) rofl.

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The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2021 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Because Of You by Sam Mariano reviews
After a tragedy that shatters both their families, Nicole Harmon and Derek Noble are raised to despise each other. They finally meet for the first time in high school, and Nicole wants to make peace, but Derek is determined to make her life a living hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,617 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,917 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Solitaire by S. Renee reviews
REMOVED In the years preceding the Revolutionary War, softspoken Elizabeth McCarthy unintentionally falls in love with a British soldier, spies on her two older sisters' budding romances, and lives through the events of her brewing Boston society.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
All the Fading Roses reviews
Lydia's life was in shambles, a ghost of who she'd used to be. Until circumstances take her and her family across the country where a stubborn uncle, a new school, and a boy she never expected all vie to fix what's broken.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008