Miss Milkshake
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Joined 07-25-07, id: 576424, Profile Updated: 08-13-10
Author has written 1 story for Young Adult.

"It is human to make mistakes. But I must admit maybe I have been a little too human."

I'm Mandy. I'm a 18 year old sarcastic, vulgar, perverted and awkward young lady living in Melbourne, Australia.

I'm pale and have big boobs.

You will notice a lot of my work contains foul language, adult themes, sex, drugs, alcohol, smoking and the odd gay or lesbian. If you find any of those offensive, shut the fuck up and get off my page.:)

I tend to upload and then delete a lot of my work. I try and constantly improve my work. Sorry if it irritates you.

I'm always up to hear opinions, ideas or hate mail.

Heres my Formsping & Tumblr:

www. formspring. me. com / Lumberjack

www. laceandlovebites. tumblr. com

(Just take out the spaces)

I hope you enjoy my work.

(FORMERLY KNOWN AS MANDY THE LUMBERJACK)

UPDATE: 14/08/2010

3:11AM

So I recently updated One Too Many, one of my most popular stories. And over the past few days I'm thinking about the direction I would like to take this story...

To put it simple, If the success of One Too Many still stays strong...

I plan to do a sequel.

Hurrah!

I have already started writing notes (Even thought One Too Many is no where near finished yet) But I reckon it will be a fucking awesome sequel. Although, I can tell you know, many of you will not be happy with the last chapter of One Too Many. I'm not gonna spoil it ;D

I should roughly say there is probably either 4-6 Chapters left to One Too Many and only God fucking knows when they will be done!

Like I have said in the past, opinions & ideas are always more than welcome with me.

As for my side projects, I hope you like them. They aren't perfect or finished because I have been concentrating on OTM a little more, but each should have at least one Chapter added before the end of next month.

Stay tuned my pets.

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Until You're Mine by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He wanted nothing more than to sink his teeth into her flesh and turn her into what he was - a vampire. But he couldn't. And she wanted nothing more than to run away from this assignment. But she wouldn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,620 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Friday Night by Bianca's rambles reviews
This was love, right? No. [Being re-written]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Atropa Belladonna by MadameLeQueen reviews
Molly gasped in terror when he leaned into her face. "What do you want?" Wulf leaned into the crook of her neck, breathing in her scent. "I want you, and only you." He growled possessively, his attention taken over by his obsession: a wolf's obsession
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,946 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
How She Grew by StormHunter reviews
The story of a girl, sexually molested by her step father at a young age and forced to have sex for the rest of her life. The catch? She's now addicted to sex. Strong sexual content and incest. Only for mature audiences.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/2/2008
The Beat of Their Own Drum by loandbehold reviews
“What’s your name?” Alexis asked. His expression softened and he smiled, “if you stick around you’ll find out.” - Alexis meets a stranger at a mixtape swapbox. A love of indie music leads to an unexpected friendship. Set in Australia. READ & REVIEW :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,360 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010
Hooked by redoctopus
A girl falls in love with a boy and drugs. Rated T for adult situations. This was written as a story for my 10th grade English class.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Life by Arrayah reviews
Pillow book. It's not much, but it's everything I've got.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010
Skirts, Leather Boots, and Backwards Underwear by Jackie and Leslie reviews
6 boys, 5 girls, 11 stories, and one detention that started it all...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Insomnia by twilight.freak-2012 reviews
Cass cant sleep. Something haunts her thoughts and dreams, preventing her from sleep. Pills, caffeine, therapy,nothing helps. Until Owen falls into her life. With problems of his own, can he help Cass?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
Teacher's Pet by Harcourt Harlot reviews
Boy meets Girl...Boy and Girl fall in Love...or rather 400 year old Alpha finds mate in the shape of sensible and staid Eleanor Somers and decides, regardless of her feelings that he has to have her, complications ensue...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Caution: Fire Hazard by EllySky reviews
A mutating teenage girl, deceit, betrayal & a hot guy. Who could ask for more? When an 18yr old girl is attacked by a mysterious creature her life is changed for ever. As her life & body changes she has no one but herself. And Alistair of course. xXx
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Soundtrack to Your Life by Crimson Romance reviews
What matters right now is that tiny little clear blue pregnancy stick sitting on my bathroom counter, the word pregnant branded into the plastic. I had just become a part of a teen society I had mocked through my high school years. A pregnant teenager...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Typical Teenagers by RhythmOfMySoul reviews
Don't you hate it when you walk into a store and the owner watches you, expecting you to steal?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Teenage Years reviews
This is the time of our lives.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete