ClandestineMadness
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Joined 07-27-07, id: 576795, Profile Updated: 01-16-09
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and General.

EDIT 1/16/09: Happy New Year! I tried NaNoWriMo, and failed miserably. The Art of Blackmail is the story I tried to write. I posted the first chapter, and am working on the second, but it'll be slow going. SAT's and all that crap get in the way, plus I'm in a bit of a writing rut. Anyway, check out The Art of Blackmail and tell me what you think. Stalking was supposed to be a story, but I might just leave it the way it is and it'll be a oneshot.

EDIT 11/28/08: Life sucks. Origins is on hiatus. I reread it and am astounded by my incapibility to write anything good. I saw a boy, and started a story. I hope it turns out better than anything I've written so far, but I realize that's really probably not going to happen. Not because my stories are good, but because they are always bad. I've started three stories since I last edited, but never got farther than the third chapter. Life sucks.

I live in a small town in Jersey, and I write a hell of a lot.

I'm sarcastic, intelligent by general standards, and overanalyze almost everything, which usually leads to disaster. I read (a lot more than I write). I absolutely hate having to fish through the crap posted up here to find the good stuff.

I am indeed a female.

Let me know if you know a particularly good piece of fiction, online or published. I'm always looking for something new.

"Flaw" is rated M as a safeguard, I'm not sure if there will be anything in it to deserve that rating. It is currently on hiatus, since I'm not really sure if its going anywhere worth going. I might just add it into Origins, since Flaw is kind of the early stages of Origins anyway.

Movies have great quotes.

"I'm a poet. I understand the power of words." -Rupert Grint in Driving Lessons

"You do what you love and fuck the rest." -Paul Dano in Little Miss Sunshine

Those two are my favorites, but I have a lot written down all over the place.

I'm a registered beta-reader, but am not currently available.

last updated: January 16, 2009

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The Art of Blackmail and How to Get Away With It
I'm a teenage drug dealer. Sue me. On second thought, you probably shouldn't. Who knows what I'll find hiding in your closet...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009
Stalking reviews
He looked like an angel. So I followed him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Compilation of Contemplations reviews
The musings of one author, who can't seem to figure anything out alone. Slightly eccentric, mildly humorous, supremely sarcastic, with an occasional bout of vulgarity and extreme anger focused at the idiots she is surrounded by.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008
Origins reviews
Everyone likes to believe they're destined for something greater. I stopped believing a long time ago. Then my parents left, those crazy stalkers moved in to my house, and I'm harboring a runaway. It seems destiny hasn't stopped believing in me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008