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Joined 07-31-07, id: 577268, Profile Updated: 02-22-10
Author has written 8 stories for Essay, Love, Young Adult, Life, and Religion.

I write.

Interests: perfume, makeup, hair stuff, peanut butter and jelly, nail polish, painting my nails, forever 21, water, old navy, writing, reading, YouTube, the internet, lotion, movies, photography, video editing, hating imovie '09, Threadless, candles, incense, necklaces, earrings, graphic arts, music, T.V.

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Unlikely by themacreapennyusoh reviews
I know it's unlikely. But can't you just love me back?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Invisible by themacreapennyusoh reviews
There's always someone who'll be blind to you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009
Those Georgia Nights by StripedSoxsGrl reviews
Natalie Martin is a young woman of little words. Her mother is horrible, her father's buried in her backyard, and she's falling in love with a boy who is very suicidal. Follow Natalie's journey in this black comedy told in free verse poem.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
What Will It Take To Realize I'm Disaster by just.because.lemonade.stand reviews
showers at midnight. fedoras and stolen sweatshirts. homework and secrets
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
My Poems by SparkeyGirl reviews
A small collection of "poetry" I've written. Nothing substantial, but a few of them do contain some sort of cutting, these are not meant for children. 14 and older is probably best. Thanks!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008
I'm Not Like Them by just.because.lemonade.stand reviews
Crash and Burn
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Life & Lessons by InkyHeart reviews
You sit there and listen to people talk about suicide. Like you give a fuck. You don't and I don't want to hear you can't control your kids. They're not yours to control. Mostly just rants about stupid stuff. Sorry for the large amounts of cussing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
The Freak Next Door by breana reviews
This is just a sotry I'm posting to blow off steam, so I can't guarantee how often I'll post. A girl moves in next door to a guy who's absolutely perfect. He's hot, smart, nice... to everyone but her. She instantly rises to the challenge... he's goin' dow
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,878 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
Love Me Like You Love Her by just.because.lemonade.stand reviews
You were right.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
UNNAMED Organization by Mr. Xman reviews
The UNNAMED Organization does dirty deeds for dirty people. But the members each have their own reasons for joining. This story centers around them and their adventures committing crimes. Warning: lots of offenseive material inside. You were warned!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
Here's to You by insomatic reviews
Oneshot. It’s not that I’m saying you’re unattractive.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Sexiest Man Alive by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
So I met this guy at the Laundromat last night, and damn, was he sexy! I'm talking drop-dead, film-noir, dark-mustachioed, tilted-hat, horseback-riding, British-accent...the rest is inside! Very funny! READ!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Fondling Your Muse by S. A. Hanna reviews
Alice innocently buys a book called Fondling Your Muse, and makes the mistake of bringing it to school. Well, who can blame her? She didn't know what sex was until the seventh grade. R&R! ONESHOT
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Vampires, Witches, and new girls, oh my! by leeland88 reviews
What is up with all the fics about witches, vampires, werewolves, and strange ordinary girls that end up with one of these beings Or is one! Aren't there people out there that can come up with an original supernatural story they can call their own?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
Stareotyping by XxcryingoutloudxX reviews
This is a poem about real people w/ these real problems. So i ask not to flame this, please
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - Spanish - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Blame by WriterXO reviews
Nothing extraordinary just something that was in my head. I got it after listening to a song and watching the trailor for Twilight. I like it but tell me what you think. Oh and any Twilight fans out there?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Unspoken Past by burn your only safety net reviews
story being rewritten, see authors note inside
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
Slut Mode by just.because.lemonade.stand reviews
3.2.1. INSTA SLUT!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
A secret of the darkest kind by NicolaOS reviews
A story about a woman who finds out a dark secret about her family and goes to see for herself.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008
Loss by TheDarkMeadow98 reviews
The loss of a loved one.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008
An Updated Version Of There Was A Crooked Man by VeryShortStoryWriter reviews
A nursery rhyme for our times.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
The Truth About The Easter Bunny by Reku Hyakuhana reviews
Do you know how the Easter Bunny gets his eggs? I do. But it's not pretty. This poem is a little on the creepy side, so unless you want your Easter ruined, stay away. Happy Easter everyone! No flames, please R&R. Rated K to be safe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The 'Gay' Scale by Sunburnne reviews
From a one to a ten, this poem describes where one would fall.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Real American Dream by Bull-Chickadee reviews
Americans can be real ironic......wow
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Twisted by Delu reviews
Pure unadulterated hate.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Dear Santa, by Delu reviews
A young girl writes a Christmas list for Santa Claus.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Cutter by Crimsom Ink reviews
cutters...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006
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Elements reviews
NaNoWriMo novel from last year.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
WHERETHEDUCKSGO reviews
A tribute poem I wrote after J.D. Salinger passed away. A tribute to him and Catcher in the Rye. He was the catcher in the rye, he caught me as i feel off the cliff, looking for the ducks. i hope he finds them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
thisisnotthetitle
BOO!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
cado angelus
random poem. math class gets boring.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
the simplicity of good and evil reviews
my observation/take/opinion/reaction to the Genesis story about Adam and Eve. flames are welcome and expected.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
a terrible piece
a poem. can i really summarize that?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
up in smoke
this is a tribute poem to the amazing book Looking For Alaska by the equally amazing John Green. DFTBA!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
The Ironic Morality
An essay that was originally for my English class about my ethics and codes of life. In memory of Rachel Joy Scott.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
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