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Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

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A Softer Sin by Error-Author reviews
There are many things a Criminal Psychologist with a big mouth should be doing with his time- being manhandled by a deranged inmate is not one of them. When his new problem takes a disturbing interest in him outside of his job, he isn't a happy camper MxM
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/12/2007
A Textbook Case by Error-Author reviews
Dangerous games often have dangerous consequences. When a confused new therapist crosses paths with a clever but unstable young man, how high will the stakes get in the gamble of trust? MxM Ending moved to LJ; link in last chapter posted
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,000 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
What We Keep Silent by metacognition reviews
Previously called 'Pretty': A collection of short stories. Most are rather dark and depressing. Contains character death, homosexuality, suicide, murder, incest, dreadful deeds and occasionally nice, warm fuzzy feelings.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/1/2007
Bloodlust by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Fiona Goodman wasn't your average 23-year-old. Her parents had been murdered, she lived with a coven of vampires, and had been promised to a man more dangerous than he appeared. Then Kane Turner came to town, and her life was turned upside down.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Undead Alive by Aibari reviews
-SLASH- Being a vampire is the least of Adrian's troubles.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
North Shore High School by BananeShadows reviews
Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
The Poisoner's Ring by FreezingRayne reviews
Cale lives the quiet life, until he meets two strange travelers one windy evening. Now, Cale finds himself indentured to a man both beautiful and deadly, as quick to kill as he is to smile, who's title is whispered with cold fear: The Poisoner. MM slash *Note* This story is getting a facelift-please check out the rewrite!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,818 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
This Bizarre Love by inarticulate aly reviews
Between unrequited affections, rumors, drunken prom nights, and food fights it's a dramedy of errors as two completely different people set out on a path neither of them thought they'd follow. SLASH! Full summary inside.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007
Peace Lily by Aibari reviews
William is an angsty hot vampire. I think he's bipolar or something. [Undead Alive sidestory, sort of.]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Two Men Walk Into A Bar by Aibari reviews
You know how there's this joke that goes, 'two men walk into a bar' ? It was sort of like that, except that these blokes had guns.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Homeward Bound by Aibari reviews
If you were to describe Paul Jones in one sentence, “flamboyant” would show up at least once.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
Welcome To The Universe by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
Love, death, art, gender issues, cakes, and condoms...Welcome to the universe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,027 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
The Wolf and the Lamb by failte200 reviews
Slash. Shotacon. AND Furry. A lot of people don't like one or more of those. Nothing too graphic, though. An epic fairytale of cross species love, the 'ship between predator and prey, and other pretentious sounding things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,489 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Tongue Tied by Sidderiffic reviews
“Nice shirt,” he comments, his hand sliding under said shirt to gently caress my hipbone, “But I liked it better off.” If I still had the ability to speak, I would be reminding him that I’m straight. ...At least I think I would be... [MM Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
Underhanded by Delayed Epiphany reviews
[slash oneshot] Life was perfect. I had a good job, decent money and Mr. Right. But then I found out I was actually the 'other man' in Mr. Right's five year relationship with a Russian hottie. I guess we can just call this payback...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Paris and Genji by Qui reviews
-slash, complete- When Genji ran away from home he never expected to find music, love or the chance to grow up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
I Wanted to Tell You, I Really Did by DarkEmberGirl reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Slash Fiction by Munro reviews
A passion that knows no boundaries or proof readers. Ocelot Blake is a high school student and sex god with a secret. Vulva is the mysterious new boy with a dark past. They have only each other. But the writer has only a basic grasp of human anatomy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
The History of Southbrook Academy by American Schokolade reviews
SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,072 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
The Eiffel Tower by StarCounter reviews
Sebastian Étaîn and Paris Brien. Two of a kind, the boys've been friends for God knows how long. When Sebastian's girlfriend wants a break, Paris is there for him. But wait - what, exactly, is it that Paris is there for again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 177,569 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Lemon Crème by Abstruse Blue reviews
He thought his life was ordinary. He thought the man who made his heart ache and his favorite bake goods would never see him as more than a customer. He was wrong. [slash,oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Wonderwall by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
[Complete] Brian isn't too thrilled with having to move to the middle of nowhere and attend boarding school, til he meets a group of friends and a boy he thinks could be the guy of his dreams. But love is never easy...Yaoi, MM slash, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,158 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
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Minor Disaster reviews
Kendall Styne didn’t ask to be born, and he most certainly didn’t ask to be born the Mayor’s son. Now he has to deal with overprotective fathers, insane bodyguards, and a raccoon that decided to follow him home. Love… who has the time? MM SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Running the Gauntlet reviews
Aldred, the youngest Prince of Aregisel, has always been a bit of a wild child. But when he's unexpectedly thrust into the role of King with a man he thinks he could love as his General... well, he certainly can't party his way out of this one. M/M SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008