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Joined 08-04-07, id: 577743, Profile Updated: 05-27-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

Attenion: All stories are currently under revision, so please excuse the unbelievablitiy of some of the scenes, thank you.

I try to write diversely and strive for unique characters and situations. In my stories, I try to mix things up and find plots and all kinds of outlandish happenings, so I'm counting on you readers to let me know when I need to reign it in! I love Fictionpress with a passion, mostly because I love to read good stories and there are many on here that I never would have been able to read if it weren't for this site. If ever you want a review, PM me or leave a review of your own and I'll see what I can do!

In case anyone was wondering, this is the man I have in my head (cough all the time cough) when writing Long Nights & Lonely Plights, Gabe Saporta (my icon)-gorgeous isn't he? LNLP was actually a one-shot fanfiction -shiver of disgust- for Mr. Saporta, but I'm no good at those so I made it an original. Somehow though, Mr. Saporta managed to stay in my head for our Gabe's physical appearance. Not that that's a bad thing! If you want to watch the video that's in the blog that the link takes you to;

1. click play

2. when it comes up that you can't watch it cause of licencing, type into the search box "cobra starship warped slip n slide"

will not regret it my friend. Gabriel Saporta! I love this pic!

There is a special author on here that I owe endless thanks to for her aesomeness, Ms Chit Chat Cat! I miss her... -Cries- Also thanks to The Roadhouse and everyone who's read and reviewed my stories!

April 12, 2010

Le sigh. I realized due to a kind review that I'm having more problems with Black Alleyways and Bleak Hearts than I expected. I just get antsy when I post a story I've written just for fun and it starts to progress. I'm always in the back of my mind imagining you readers seeing all these non-existent blemishes, and so I rewrite it in a more straight laced, tame manner that's nowhere near as enjoyable as the first version. Because of this epiphany of mine, I'm going to repost the old version of BABH up to chapter three where the "Verbal Beatdown" is (I still have to write that tidbit.) I'm sorry for throwing you guys around all the time. T.T It bothers me more than you.

April 16, 2010

Okay, I cave. I'm going to post BOTH version of Black Alleyways and Bleak Hearts, cause I'm just a freak like that. If you knew me, you'd know how horribly indecisive I am. I mean really, I'm sitting here, starving because I can't make up my mind about what to eat. But I digress, I'm posting the OLD and the NEWer-ish version of BABH because I've gotten good reviews for both, and hey, why not? Why not have both? Both, both, both, I wonder how many times I can say that without it getting on my nerves...

Anyways, I'll make it obvious which is which. For quick reference, the "new" version (or you know, we can call it the "Hobo" version since Izumi is the one who gets the nickname) will be the one that gets the 'alternate universe' title. The old or "Orca-chan" version will be pretty much left alone, 'cept I'll call it the 'original'. Man, am I confusing or what? -Grin-

May 27, 2010

I know you can say it; I'm awful. It's been... forever since I've updated, and now that I'm grovelling I'm not even offering a new chapter. : ( I've been applying for college and all that fun stuff, and a thousand other things. Making excuses doesn't please you, I know, but on the bright side what little I've been able tow rite is awesome. : D And I started yet another story (are you really surprised?) Maybe I'll post it.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Phone Calls From A Rock Star by RockFan reviews
Currently available - email me
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
I Don't Like You, But I Love You by HappyAwesomeSaucePower reviews
Kim hates the way Paul has snaked his way into her life. She hates his car, taste in music, ugly plaid shirts, cheesy pickup lines, uncool blond hair, and obnoxious shoes. Her friends are wrong. She doesn't like him. Not a chance in hell. REPOST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
A River in Egypt by frenchmartini reviews
Denial is an awkward obstacle to come across, as Jonty McPhee found out recently. Fortunately, fantastic and flamboyant Gareth Pedder finds all the drama quite amusing. Given the way he’s dressed, that’s to be expected! Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
En Garde by Shaitanah reviews
Fire and Water play games neither of them can win. Especially if those games are orchestrated by a third party. anthropomorphic Fire/Water; SLASH UST; Avant spin-off
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Gone by Luuk reviews
Adam Morgan looks back on his life - to what he lost, what little he gained. The pain and regret, the hate and loathing. Only comfort he has is the sharp pain scorching his throat. Just another drink, and he'll forget everything.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Off the Page by JD Allen reviews
Casey's found her perfect man: the hero of her popular novels, who she created to be her match. When her love becomes an obsession, she does everything in her power to make him exist and, soon, he does. But can she keep a creation in reality? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Dream On by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Archer is plagued by bad dreams until he receives an unusual gift from his aunt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Dead Plastic Christmas Tree by Megas Alexandros reviews
A conversation between an unwilling creator and his sly poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Speak the truth by Kikyuu reviews
when you say you don't love me.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Fun With Phobia by jasbredavral reviews
SKoW Challenge. People who are afraid of stickers are people, too. Just ask Katie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Love Triangle Literally by Cittywolf reviews
I'm cold. I'm impassive. Thats why hardly anyone would beleive that I'm a...YAOI FANGIRL! And my dream comes true when I find out that two most popular, soughtafter boys are gay. Now they want me to pretend to be their girlfriend? What! Please ReadReview!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Eternal by Symposium reviews
Anna is promised to a man, but not just any man... Death. Will he come to claim his prize before she can escape, or will she first accept the inevitable? Both paths will require her to first understand herself, a task sometimes more fearsome than death.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Chopsticks Vs The Tree by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
Fed up with commercialism and being Jewish, Gabe was set on hating Christmas. Of course, he wasn’t expecting to befriend a prime example of CFD, or Christmas Freak Disease ...Or, for her to show him the real meaning behind the holidays. Holiday oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
The Unicorn by Rachel Lynn reviews
Slash. M/M. One-shot ficlet. One cranky unicorn, one mischevious wizard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2006
Bad Blood by spikedmango reviews
Dana got a lot more than she bargained for when she went out to dinner with a vampire. Now a necromancer wants her silence, and reuniting with her estranged family doesn't offer the safety she expected. Completed!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 197,329 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
The Suicide Jumper by chocgasmic reviews
Meet Sylvia: Happily depressed and has a slight tendency to jump off one story buildings. Meet Jake: Perfectly normal and has no idea she's about to drop into his life. Literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2005
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
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Vestniku reviews
Sometimes the only way to control your charcters is to meet them in person. An author's interactions with her characters. Composed of several one-shots.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Hobo Version: Black Alleyways and Bleak Hearts
This manga-ka is down in the dumps, swamped with work, and now has a permanent freeloader trying to be her muse. Is he going to get more frustrating or sexier for her? Alternate universe for the BABH plot line, not meant to be a sequel or replacement.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,090 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
Black Alleyways and Bleak Hearts reviews
It's not like I never expected to get writer's block, I just never expected my cure to be so attractive. My editor has sent me a muse in hopes of getting the manga out faster, but I might end up convicted for murder first! Original Version: dialog based.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
High Revere reviews
Things have finally settled down between the Supernatural Communities when the Panther Shifters go looking for their past. Hiring me will get the job done, but will a human be able to live among panthers? What if the bossman himself is too hot to resist?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009
William reviews
Stefanie, a 19 year old weaponry specialist, is on every hit list in the country. William is a police officer who'll stop at nothing to protect her. But how can he help when her sharp tongue is all he can focus on? And what if he falls in love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Long Nights & Lonely Plights reviews
Gabe, a young Portuguese musician turned prostitute, has been given the task of deflowering a strong willed heiress that is soon to take over her father's casino chain. But what happens when her honest surrender becomes more appealing than money?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008