Zephyr Zucchini
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Joined 08-04-07, id: 577789, Profile Updated: 04-24-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Life.

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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Once Upon a One Night Stand Redux by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy since preschool? That’s even worse. REWRITE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Meaningless Kiss by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. "Get married. Have a kid or two. Then you can have the company." Weston never thought this would happen, but he's going to do whatever is necessary to take what's his... even if it does mean marrying a random stranger.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
Letters to You by Kendal reviews
The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
An Imperfectly Orchestrated Love Story by RandomActsOfInsanity reviews
It takes two to create a perfect love story with a happy ending. Fate brings two people together, they fall madly in love, and live happily ever after. Simple. But, how about an imperfect one?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Marriage Agent by Carrollesque reviews
A pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Lust, Hate, and Something Inexplicably Wonderful by Alasse reviews
Kendra Cumming thought that she hated David Neilsen. In fact, she was sure of it. But could it be possible that something more than hate and lust could develop between these two? And is hate or lust closer to love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Quattrocentista by Nghi reviews
My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,654 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
Red Water by Colt reviews
When I was named 'Surf', I figured my parents had a sick sense of humor. After waking up in a hospital bed and being told I was lost for six days in the ocean, I have to wonder how I survived...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005
Of CEO's and IOU's by AngelofArtemis reviews
He was her brother's best friend- as cliche as it might sound, enlisted to help fight off all the guys that were supposedly swarming her. However, six years after he goes off to college, things begin to change and a love that was impossible began to bloom
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Drummer's Sun by Colt reviews
(Civil War) Wounded on the battlefield, left alone aside other dying men, and it's starting to rain...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005
Anything But Snow White by Colt reviews
Mirror Mirror on the wall, I hate you most of all...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
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Yellow Wallpaper reviews
Shadows in the corners
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Pantless reviews
Based on a true story
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete