Ellison P. Asantewa
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Joined 08-06-07, id: 577984, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 3 stories for General.

Yeah, this shit's going nowhere.

EDIT 9/25/11: This shit might just be starting to go somewhere. Maybe.

EDIT 10/26/13: Naahhh

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The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Benjamin and the Babysitter by Miss Caitlamity reviews
Inevitably, every child gets corrupted somehow.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Wyatt by xanthofile reviews
[Slash] A teen wondering when his chance at life will come. Taking care of his invalid mother and keeping it secret, he's never lived for himself. Until two brothers move just across the street. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
A Night With the Babysitter by Something Indecent reviews
A young child is left with a difficult situation when his babysitter....well maybe I shouldn't say.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Andy, You're a Star by xanthofile reviews
[slash] In nobody's eyes but mine. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The Shelter by Maria222985 reviews
Things were kind of like a movie, really. That’s what I thought. Watching the cities blow up, all red puff of flame and curling plumes of smoke, was like watching the White House blow up in Independence Day. Not real. Rated for sex, drugs, & violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Slash from the Scene Girl's Pen by parasitic pathos reviews
MM SLASH ZOMG! My attempt at making fun of all the crappy, cliched, slash stories on this site and elsewhere on the internet. Will Pete find true love? ! One shot. You people like this thing way too fucking much. wtf
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
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ICouldWriteABetterVampireStoryThanStephenieMeyer reviews
She Could Write A Better Vampire Story Than Stephenie Meyer
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
The Amazing Me reviews
What Happens When An Imagination Takes Over The Mind Of A Child And Goes Horribly Wrong?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Argus reviews
Argus Thatcher is a traveling artist with little to nothing to lose. He goes wherever the wind takes him, and makes sure he brings his cigarettes with him...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete