Let's Not and Say We Did
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Joined 08-06-07, id: 578051, Profile Updated: 07-02-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Young Adult.

Hi! Umm... I guess this is my profile thingy. I like to read stories on FictionPress, and I'm working on one right now.

Pretty soon I'll get those cool copy and paste thingies. I'm just too lazy to do it now. XD.

Favorite Music:

I listen to all types of music, so I can't really chose

Favorite Shows:

Charmed, Burn Notice,Will&Grace, Scrubs, Mind of Mencia, South Park, etc.

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter(of course!), Maximum Ride, The Mediator, Wicked Lovely, Naruto, Shaman King, All-American Girl, Avalon High, and the list goes on.

Copy and paste thingy time:

IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THE WORLD WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE, BAFFLE THE WORLD WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

YOU CRY I CRY, YOU LAUGH I LAUGH, YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE I LAUGH EVEN HARDER.

YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE, YOU ARE THE SAME DECAYING MATTER AS EVERYONE ELSE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME NEED MEDICATION

TODAY IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, NOW WATCH SOMEONE FUCK IT UP

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then.

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

You had slap bracelets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Changes by SandersonSisters reviews
Kaitlin knows that the girl code has a lot of rules. Question. What do the rules say about dating your step-brother? Meanwhile, Natalia is learning how to trust again-though its hard trusting the one that hurt her in the first place.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
The Emo Boy's Beginning by AngelsCryForYou reviews
I am... different. I have secrets and best friends. My dad hates me, but it doesn't bother me. Much. But none of that stopped HIM from waltzing into my life and crashing my equilibrium. Stupid, perfect, beautiful emo boy...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,400 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Me? I'm with Cupid by happy ever afterxx reviews
He’s a bad-tempered Cupid. She’s the girl with the love crisis. If he finds love for her, he gets his freedom. The only trouble is; with jealous enemies, crazy families, and a past life that just won’t quit, this love business is harder than they thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,923 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008
Unexpected Places by hellolonely reviews
CH8 REWRITTEN! Name: Jaymie Sommer. Age: Seventeen and a half. DOB: May 16. Occupation: Secret Operative. Current Status: Madly in love with operations partner. Operations Partner: Nick Wynters. Location: Air vent. Well, well -- who would have thought?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,206 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2008
Stranger Things Have Happened by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
He was supposed to be the one night stand that made her forget she got fired. She was supposed to be another star struck enthusiast of his music that he could ditch by morning. But when money gets involved, suddenly losing the other isn't so easy anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,986 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
My Wonderful Life by Complicated Addiction reviews
COMPLETE! He's the jackass of my high school. The richest, the most arrogant egotistical guy I have ever met... My house burnt down and now I'm living with him. Someone shoot HIM please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Drowning Lessons by S. White reviews
Jill's quiet life in Astoria is interrupted when a new student moves to town who has a secret that could throw her normal life back into disarray. And she is falling for him fast, only to realize he is not wholly human. Warning: Vampire Fic. Please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,289 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Nobody's Fault But Mine by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
REMOVED. Sorry guys I wrote this when I was 15 and I just cannot stand a single one of the characters in the story anymore. Leaving the first chapter up for nostalgia's sake.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Where There's Love by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness by The Cheerio reviews
ON HOLD/ Kendrenae Johnson is just a girl with a tiny cheese obsession, who wants only to live her life. She's has no romantic experience whatsoever and she's definiatly not going to change that. That is...until the cheese murderer wants to be her prince
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Asunaro Ginga by The Wind Charmer reviews
My sisters and I have finally been adopted, and I have a boyfriend. But why is that bastard always on my mind? I could see Alex, but Addy? Please. I wouldn't be caught kissing him on the streets. I'd rather die. Oh wait, I did. So why am I still standing?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Christmas by October Rose reviews
It doesn't matter how much romantic fiction you read. Nothing can ever prepare you for the real thing when it comes. A pity Reese Farrelly hasn't noticed that the day has finally arrived... in the form of Seth Wakefield.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,544 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Blood Kisses by the-asylum reviews
Damien. He said to me, Damien Blackmore... They're only in fairytales, right? The Prince Charming, the werewolves, the vicious vampires, freaking scary family wars, lies, and happy endings? No. Better yet, How the hell did I get into this? *REWRITE*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,633 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Hailey's Grapevine by mizmaria reviews
Megan and Derek can't stand each other. When Hailey Baker, the school's best gossiper claims that the two are together, Megan will do anything to get her hands on HB but along the way she has to face other obstacles. RR!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,325 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Fresh Feeling by jellytotmania reviews
[Book 1] Sammy Kingly is forced to move to CA with her Mum, Dad and little brother. One day at work she meets a boy called Felix. Her life just about changed when she met that strange boy. R&R? [a better summary will be coming soon]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Textbooks and Graffiti by lyokolady reviews
She was the smart girl. The one who knew all the answers and obeyed all the rules. He was the bad boy. The one who ditched and found school pointless. She was average looking and he was gorgeous. They didn't go...didn't mix. Too bad they fall in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,322 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
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Secret Bottle reviews
Short one-shot about a girl and a confession she makes to her sister.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
The Contest reviews
Based off a paper I had to write for English class. A girl who likes to write and has secrets meets a boy who uncovers them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008