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Average, white female, approx. 5'6" or taller. Late teens to early 20s. Thick, dark, shoulder length hair, confident strut. May appear somewhat dishevelled, or, in simpler terms, "artsy." Evidence suggests her to be a chronic procrastinator with a crippling addiction to caffeine.
And has apparently begun referring to herself in the third person, (always a worrying sign.)
Subject is at large and likely aggitated.
DO NOT APPROACH.
If sighted, please contact your local law enforcement agency or the nearest Starbucks as soon as possible.
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