E. W. Chai
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Joined 08-08-07, id: 578187
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.

SUSPECT DISCRIPTION

Average, white female, approx. 5'6" or taller. Late teens to early 20s. Thick, dark, shoulder length hair, confident strut. May appear somewhat dishevelled, or, in simpler terms, "artsy." Evidence suggests her to be a chronic procrastinator with a crippling addiction to caffeine.

And has apparently begun referring to herself in the third person, (always a worrying sign.)

BE WARNED.

Subject is at large and likely aggitated.

DO NOT APPROACH.

If sighted, please contact your local law enforcement agency or the nearest Starbucks as soon as possible.

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Rocket Sled by R. Schlaack reviews
Ever put a rocket on a sled? I thought not.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Looking Through the Glass by vbrines reviews
This is probably my personal favorite. Feel free to comment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
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Seminar! Villainy: falling into utter disregard? reviews
Come one, come all. This 90 min. seminar is hosted by infamous overlady, Helga Sparrost! Learn why villainy has failed to achieve what it has in the past and discover your own inner malice! Only 12 bucks! 8 for kids and seniors!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Sinking reviews
A sundry beast of purr and spark.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete