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Author has written 25 stories for Romance, Fantasy, General, Love, and Life.
A student who likes to write and sometimes succeeds in doing so.
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The Inn on Ravenna Road by PoppySeeds reviews
Now published in full for Amazon Kindle. Link in profile! 9 years ago Callie was beaten and left for dead after witnessing her best friend's murder. Her attempts to get on with her life in Amherst, CT are now threatened by the killer...as well as the brooding cop assigned to protect her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Professional Help by The Lost Phantom reviews
She's a screwed-up teenage bitch who steals, smokes, and just generally annoys everyone. He's a tightly wound, rather nutso psychologist who agrees to take her as a patient. But as it turns out, first and even tenth impressions aren't always accurate...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,754 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/4/2007
Sweet Ireland Air by Kristina Suko reviews
She ran to Ireland to escape from it all- the old flame, family drama, the social pressure of being single again. Under no circumstances whatsoever was she even thinking about romance. She just wanted peace. And then Rhys Gallagher staggered into her life
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,107 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009
My Beloved by Kristina Suko reviews
He killed her family, destroyed her village, and took her prisoner. He was a Saxon, arrogant, godless, and expected her to become his wife and bear him sons. She hated him. But slowly, her reasons to hate were taken, until only confusion remained.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008
Mint Allergies by artofjula reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
You'll Thank Me Later by Adenil reviews
A psychic detective predicts a man's death. Hilarity ensues. Slash. A bit 'o angst.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Couldn't Stand the Weather by andee lee reviews
Corinne's sworn enemy is still living across the street and is now driving the Mustang she lost her virginity in while his brother, her first love, is busy talking about cold fronts and thundershowers on the local news. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,967 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Cackling Hag by Treehugger22 reviews
The pirates were all but destroyed. The water was safe. Or so they thought. Villages were plundered people were kidnapped, and one girl found herself the prisoner of the fiercest pirate of them all, but he may not be as bad as rumor says. Language/violenc
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
Train Rides by FizzyLizzy reviews
SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Drug Addiction Fairytale by CK Shorty reviews
COMPLETE They grew up together, but never really got along, even if they did secretly like each other. But things change over the years. People change. Jude has turned to drugs, and Katelyn is keeping a secret herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,223 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Subject Fourteen by CORTINAY reviews
A girl is kidnapped by a man with severe personality issues. She falls in love with him, but is that enough to save her life?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Petition Against Plagiarism by annoyance reviews
Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
A Bit Touched in the Mind by CassandraRose526 reviews
Think you had senior issues? Try being forced to read the minds of everybody you touch. Being ordinary had never been an option until I met a guy who wasn’t quite as normal as I thought. Life was looking up... until somebody had to go and commit a murder.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,595 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Insecurities by bandgirlz reviews
My lover is perfect, but he doesn't love me. And it's killing me. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
The Pantheion Redux by A.M. Dawn reviews
Natalie Bryant saved his life. In return, he made her his personal assistant, secretary, and wife.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,001 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Shuttle by JamieBell reviews
Rider vs. Driver. She fell off. He shut the door on her. Literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Overkill by mudaschnuh reviews
Qarma's a a girl that has been always considered rather unintentionally harsh, but she starts receiving anonymous love notes. A guy she hates gives her a black eye, then they're partnered for a project. And the stalker shows he's relentless and possesive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
The Sun From One Side by Out of the Orange reviews
A timid young noblewoman is in love with, of all people, her own husband, which would be a happy abnormality if her affection was requited. And so she struggles to win his love, unaware of the reason behind his apathy towards her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,107 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
The Journal by MoonFlower2015 reviews
Deeply in love, nothing could come between them. Until her best friend steps in, that is. Two years later, she still loves him and he's still with her. But someone's leaving her anonymous messages in her notebook. Could she have another chance at love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Crosswords by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
To Fall Undone by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
His is a terrifying, dark beauty, but beauty nonetheless. Persephone's thoughts on her time in the Underworld. Obviously Hades/Persephone, oneshot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Promise Me This by xXKirariXx reviews
One-shot. All Nicole really wanted was just to be left alone. What Logan ends up teaching her, however, is that some things are much easier said than done.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
This Time Around by SimplyPink reviews
Ingredients for making a best friend's wedding day complete: two shots of vodka, one lost ring, and some very mean gunmen. Wait...what? After the gunshot went off, all I remember is feeling the blood on my head. And that's when this crazy mess started...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,217 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
There She Goes by Pinkamoo reviews
“There she goes, there she goes again. Racing through my brain, and I just can’t contain, the feeling that remains.” He sung to me, leaning on the door like he leaned on the gates of the repair shop. “You!” “Me.” he smirked. "You stole my door!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Insight by Eet reviews
A blind princess and an ugly knight might just be meant for one another. A fluffy fairy tale.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
The Dorky Idea by found.eventually reviews
“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Delayed Epiphany reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Candid Moments by found.eventually reviews
“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Black Hair and Bruises by x-princessa-temnoti-x reviews
[slash, oneshot] He gets beaten up for being gay and I get to pick up the pieces. Oh, and by the way, never fall in love with someone when you already know they love someone else. It's a good way to break your heart into tiny little pieces.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by Clavel reviews
Stephen and Charlotte's marriage was doomed to fail from start: She loved him, he did not love her back. But fate had yet to have the last word: wiping memories away, giving them the chance to fall in love again.Somewhat linked to Written in the Rain
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Not Another Sob Story by Queen Anabella reviews
You'd think something cliche like falling for your best friend only happens in Fictionpress romances. Ha! How I wish that was the case. [OneShot. Written for challenge.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Spiderman Mac ‘n’ Cheese by JamieBell reviews
In a world where wild grocery carts run rampant, two people meet under the most unlikely of circumstances. “You mean we’ve been standing in the middle of the grocery store talking about hot dogs? For half an hour?” [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Finding the Word Hate in a Thesaurus by Daydream Nation reviews
He told her he loved her hair. She chopped it off. Yeah. She hated him that much. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
A Few More Miles by Slideshow reviews
He wished he could say sorry for things he couldn't apologize for. A shittyass van, a long drive, and the people they picked up. Maybe there was someone yet to change his mind about the world. Or maybe he was meant to change hers. OneShot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Getting A Fairytale by CK Shorty reviews
[FIN] SEQUEL to DAFT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,161 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
You Say Stubborn Like It's A Bad Thing by Sally Can Wait reviews
Oneshot. When a trip to the movies goes wrong, and Leah, a stubborn, firey redhead is stuck alone with her arrogantly levelheaded friend Simon for four hours, what will happen? My Christmas brain fart. And first oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Whimsical Musings by monsoonblues reviews
Just another example of one of those tricks life plays when one least expects it. A chance encounter between two strangers in a cafe...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Third Time’s a Charm by cynically amused reviews
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Beautiful by Endless Dark reviews
I could fall in love with him. And that's something that I never thought would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
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Like Holy Wine reviews
3 part story. What is it like to miss someone you never knew, to grieve over them? Is it possible to make such a mess of your life because of one moment, or is it destiny for some people to be screw-ups? A story about love, regrets and getting it right.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
The Hollow Man
Can't feel anything/Not love or pain/Memories don't hurt/But they should, shouldn't they?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Solace
Sorrow clings like winters frost, A thick veil of all she's lost.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
A Song For Völund
A petrarchan sonnet, in the style of Elizabeth Barrett Browning. The lone wolf has lost his light, and somehow it doesn't seem like anything will ever be right again.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
A Spanish Garden reviews
ONESHOT. Drabble-ish. She blinks and he thinks that she may start to cry, but her mouth sets and he knows he is drawing her courage to her, like he sees her do more often than such a beautiful young woman should.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Little Shifts, Little Worries reviews
ONESHOT. Sequel to 'Little Things, Little Wishes' & 'Little Mistakes, Little Changes'. He was silent, withdrawn and it scared her more than his yelling ever did. What she never realised was that he still got scared, even now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Classy Kate reviews
ONESHOT. A lot of cussing. "Yeah, I didn't know she'd be this..." "Stubborn? Manly? Strange?" Quietly. "Amazing, Lucky. My daughter's amazing." Kate - a typical farm girl. Lucas - her exasperating neighbour. This can only end in a strange fashion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Better Man
ONESHOT. Somehow, it wasn't enough. It was never enough. Why him? He'd never done anything wrong. If he was beautiful, would it make a difference? He knew the answer. Yes. Everything is easy when you're beautiful.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
The Writer's Block Rambles reviews
Things I've written to get out of a writers block funk I've been having. Is it working? Not really. These are mostly cliche, over dramatic and lame, but there's some good stuff hidden amongst the crap. Read if you'd like a laugh, reviews are not needed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010
Feels Like I'm Buried Alive reviews
ONESHOT. M/M. I know, it sounds really stupid and possibly you're even thinking that it's just plain sick, but I love you. I couldn't even think straight when you were right there, talking to me. It was like I was the centre, y'know? Like I was worth it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Don't Go reviews
ONESHOT. She’s almost at the apartment. She doesn’t call it home, won’t call it home. Ironically, the saying of “home being where the heart is” ringing true and reverberating in her bones as she tries to push that image of the red ghost from her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Fairy Tales reviews
ONESHOT. A nanny tells her charge a real love story. Fairy tales don't happen in the modern world and this one is no different. The prince is blind in more ways than one and the girl isn't worth the chase.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
You Were The First reviews
M/M. ONESHOT. All of it's just a joke. Funny, he actually feels bad about lying to the fag more so than actually kissing or holding him. He feels strange, like he's not good enough for someone like Tarquin Blake.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Bad Days Are Going Around reviews
ONESHOT. When life gets you down and you feel like you're dying, reverting to bogan language and asking a doctor who's befriended you to shag you senseless daily is really all you can do to save your sanity. Vaginal dryness and sarcasm to be found within.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
For Beauty reviews
TWO-SHOT. A scarred man who has lost all hope. A girl with blue hair. A bartender called Phil. A cat with eyes the colour of scotch. The really beautiful stories happen when you're least expecting them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
My Sorrow, When She's Here
ONESHOT. He feels lost in a place he never knew, somewhere foreign and strange, yet familiar too. There are feelings and emotions tied with this apartment, and yet it feels like something is missing. What could possibly be missing?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Glowing Embers
ONESHOT - Free verse. Implied suicide & violence. I've never seen anything like it. Your lips... blue cold ice. Did you really mean it? This darkness overwhelms me. Lilly, sometimes... sometimes... I drown.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Little Mistakes, Little Changes reviews
ONESHOT. Sequel to 'Little Things, Little Wishes' but can stand alone. He wanted to kiss her on the forehead, a little gesture of how sorry he really was. One of his greatest mistakes was making her feel like she was nothing to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Little Things, Little Wishes reviews
ONESHOT. More like a drabble. She wished he would hold her hand, running his fingers over hers like he used to she grew her fingernails especially for him . Wished he wouldn’t be so cold to her whenever she smiled at him. Hoped he’d smile back once more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Ms French and Me reviews
ONESHOT. Entirely written in dialogue. Logan is the Chairman of his company. Ms. French is just his assistant. A broken engagement leaves Logan alone and desperately wishing for comfort - even if Ms. French is the only one who can give it. Some cussing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Wherever You Will Go reviews
ONESHOT. For the first time that day, I smile. I walk over to him and take his uninjured hand in mine. “Hello,” I whisper, feeling weak at the knees. “My name’s Isabelle.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
There Goes The Girl reviews
ONESHOT. There goes the girl with the lace in her hair, the one you see every morning, with the golden locks and the sunny smile. She seems old fashioned, one of those girls you want to ask, ‘May I have this dance with you?’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Bluebird reviews
ONESHOT. Her once shiny black hair is dulled with grease and grime, her once vibrant grey eyes no longer shine with vitality and life and her face, once one of the most beautiful of her people, is broken.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
StraightJacket Feeling reviews
ONESHOT. Implied Rape. I loathe you. I loved you. How stupid of me. But then Haydn came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
3 Birthdays and a Funeral reviews
He threw a Tonka Truck at my head and told me I smelt like flowers and he didn’t like it. He also made me eat half of his cake at play lunch and put a daisy in my hair when Kelly told me I couldn’t play on the swings because my hair wasn’t blonde. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete