Leech Lester
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Joined 08-13-07, id: 578716, Profile Updated: 05-10-14
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Humor, and Spiritual.

Hey there!

I'm Leech Lester. I'm a fairly organized person, so feel free to skip to the clearly labeled information that you want to read.


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(1) The Dancing Doll

WARNING!!!: The Dancing Doll is meant to be two things: Controversial and gruesome. If you cannot handle those two things, then I do not suggest that you read it. Besides including rather risqué romantic scenes, there will also be bloodshed and hellish thematic elements. Also, just a forewarning: the love is interracial and takes place in the 1950s, so prepare yourselves for some racism. Am I racist? OF COURSE NOT. I think everyone is awesome. But this takes place in the 1950s, and race issues were big issues. If you are going to be offended... please don't read this story. Please.

Summary:Christopher manages to bring his true love back to life in the form of a wooden doll. However, there are things surrounding her death that he doesn't fully understand, and there is hell to pay for everyone involved.

Status Incomplete

(2) Fish Bait and Cracker Zac

Summary: Zac, a homeschooled kid, receives a fish as a birthday present and soon learns that his fish has the power to transform into a human being. Frank, his pet fish, accompanies him through the horrors of high school and helps him fight crime, win the hearts of girls, and follow his dreams.

Status Incomplete

(3) Za's Spirit Tales

Summary: Somewhere in a lost city dwells a lonesome but curious spirit. This spirit spends his days following the lives of the living. After many years of witnessing both the cruel and compassionate sides of the creatures of earth, he decides that all that lives exists in a fragil state of simple maliciousness. Perhaps it is good that all that lives must die, for evil would otherwise consume every inch of the earth.

Status: Incomplete


Uggghhhhkohslkndhopfina, why can't I finish a story?!?! Okay, I'm done.


Okay, I'm surprised you are still reading my profile. Thanks for stopping by! If you are just lurking around reading a few paragraphs and then leaving: THANKS. I take what I can get. (: If you actually reviewed something or messaged me to talk about walnuts or something (yes, that has actually happened; It was AWESOME): then SUPER THANKS!! I love reviews and random messages. You probably totally made my day. And to everyone else: THANKS... for being alive, or something.

Don't mess with people's hearts: Even those that belong to men by HenryDavid reviews
This is a story of a Boy who is Asexual; and has Dependent Personality Disorder; thus he is open to getting very hurt by his girlfriend. Some Women say; "All Men are pigs." Women can abuse their lover too; and it can be just as bad. Girls; you are not perfect. Some girls in my life need to stop acting like it. Rated Teen to be safe. Discretion advised. (REVIEWS RETURNED)
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Complete
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Za's Spirit Tales reviews
A series of short stories that explore the darker side of humanity.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013
The Dancing Doll reviews
Distraught and destroyed by the loss of his one true love, Christopher recreates her in the form of a wooden doll and brings her to life. However, he learns that there is a cost to resurrecting what has already passed into the next realm. Perhaps it is better to leave dead things dead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013
Fish Bait and Cracker Zac reviews
Oh, what? Like you've never seen an ex-homeschool kid and his transforming pet fish solving crimes? Okay, I'm with you. It seems strange at first. But just to let you know- It kicks serious butt. Well, until your pet fish gets a girlfriend before you. And it happens to be, you know, the girl of your dreams. Whatever.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2013