Name: Bekka, a.k.a. Vicious Hyperbolizer

Age: 17

AIM/yahoo messenger: bercuese -- You can add me if you want. You can never have to many people added :D
MSN: Berceusedflatmajor@

About Me:

I've been writing for a while, nothing serious, though, just this and that. For the most part, poetry makes me want to throw myself off a bridge.. I'm definitely not a fan, though I have been known to write a few poems here and there.

My friends and family mean EVERYTHING to me. Without them, I would go insane (that is, more insane than I already am). And, of course, one can never have to many.

Music = must have. I like anything and everything under the sun, minus polka. Polka's definitely under a different sun.

Slash makes the grass grow, rah, rah rah!!

I like hair dye, books, friends, interesting people, piercings, water, post-it notes, canned air, tissues, ricola, carnegie, gaudy rings, highlighters, music, two songs put together to make a new one, modern art, multiple tab browsing, people who use correct grammar (even if I don't), people who use correct punctuation, multiple a's at the end of my name, dinosaurs, colorful things, comfortable clothing, my little pony-s, the power rangers, political rappers, skinny layouts, 0.50 hats, goodwill, saint vinny's, salvation army, writing like a 'tard, the way you spell "scissors", wikipedia, people who edit wikipedia, parodies, pi, vitamin water, naming inademate objects, tape, ducks, glasses, mommy glasses, live music, American Music (tee-hee, get the reference??), free hugs, asking stupid questions, mood rings, blindingly red lipstick, my sewing machine, the former USSR's flag, my girlfriend

I dislike standardized tests, having to memorize things, writing boring essays, , normal schools, large class sizes, MLA formatting, most pop-art, chronic illnesses, smokers, pEoPlE wHo TyPe LyKe Dis, anyone who's an extremist anything, Shakespeare, the "classics", people who like the Catcher In The Rye, people who call the color brown "chocolate", being sick, sounding like a drag-queen because I'm sick (yes, it happens), comic sans, people who have music on their myspace, dial-up interweb, not being able to wear sunglasses on account of normal glasses, the "p" in raspberry, photoshop-ed pictures, bad manners, smacking gum, ducks (yes, that's on both lists), TICKS, books made into movies, polka, bad table manners, the sounds made when an animal licks itself, history, chatspeak, 1337, people who believe that breast size and brain power have a negative correlation, a broken sewing machine, having to fix my sewing maching, cold toes, homophobes, people who assume you're gay from the way you look, making fun of people (again, on both lists), Secret Santa.

Must have links:
http:///
-- GREAT webcomic
-- my sister's boyfriend's music.
/writingcenter/Resources/rec_writers/rev_cite/saysaid.htm -- oh em gee, I hart it
/romance/charchart.html -- Learn to love it.
/emarko/gorey.html -- Oooh man, humor and rhyming ALL IN ONE!

My Stories:
So, I might not continue/finish my stories. I'm sorry about that, but wow is senior year getting to me. AP classes may look good to colleges, but they kind of hate me.

The LABS - Charlie Hayes was admitted to the Learning Academy Boarding School after a teacher sent in a glowing recommendation. The LABS, which is run by Charlie's abusive uncle (who is extremely unhappy to see her there), is a "character building" place. An all boys school. Minus Charlie. Charlie is short for Charline. This'll be an interesting 11 months, involving lots of break-ups, make-ups, accents, and singing.
Currently under a MASSIVE rewrite.

The Light from Within - Kallianera, the runner of a house for non-sathe women, has to face her past as the Prince of Fey bargained to help find several of her missing women. Will a childhood flame come to life during the travels, or is true love impossible between these two royals fey? When an old enemy finds the two together, will they be forced to go seperate ways without finding what they were looking for?
This is a story that I work on when I have time... That is to say, rarely ever. If you're interested, tell me, and I'll try and work it into my schedule somehow

All the Battles of a War
My name is Matthew. I have 11 months until I'm out of foster care, and as far as I'm concerned, they can't pass faster. However, my past won't let me live out my life in peace, as the entire gay community at Wilhelm High formally known as Francis pushes his way past my boundaries and to a place I didn't know existed. mxm slash
I'm currently working on this story the most. I have about 20 pages (handwritten) that need to be typed and posted, so the updates should be pretty swift.