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Joined 08-13-07, id: 578748, Profile Updated: 12-22-08
Author has written 4 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Romance, and Essay.

Name: Bekka, a.k.a. Vicious Hyperbolizer

Age: 17

AIM/yahoo messenger: bercuese -- You can add me if you want. You can never have to many people added :D
MSN: Berceusedflatmajor@

About Me:

I've been writing for a while, nothing serious, though, just this and that. For the most part, poetry makes me want to throw myself off a bridge.. I'm definitely not a fan, though I have been known to write a few poems here and there.

My friends and family mean EVERYTHING to me. Without them, I would go insane (that is, more insane than I already am). And, of course, one can never have to many.

Music = must have. I like anything and everything under the sun, minus polka. Polka's definitely under a different sun.

Slash makes the grass grow, rah, rah rah!!

I like hair dye, books, friends, interesting people, piercings, water, post-it notes, canned air, tissues, ricola, carnegie, gaudy rings, highlighters, music, two songs put together to make a new one, modern art, multiple tab browsing, people who use correct grammar (even if I don't), people who use correct punctuation, multiple a's at the end of my name, dinosaurs, colorful things, comfortable clothing, my little pony-s, the power rangers, political rappers, skinny layouts, 0.50 hats, goodwill, saint vinny's, salvation army, writing like a 'tard, the way you spell "scissors", wikipedia, people who edit wikipedia, parodies, pi, vitamin water, naming inademate objects, tape, ducks, glasses, mommy glasses, live music, American Music (tee-hee, get the reference??), free hugs, asking stupid questions, mood rings, blindingly red lipstick, my sewing machine, the former USSR's flag, my girlfriend

I dislike standardized tests, having to memorize things, writing boring essays, , normal schools, large class sizes, MLA formatting, most pop-art, chronic illnesses, smokers, pEoPlE wHo TyPe LyKe Dis, anyone who's an extremist anything, Shakespeare, the "classics", people who like the Catcher In The Rye, people who call the color brown "chocolate", being sick, sounding like a drag-queen because I'm sick (yes, it happens), comic sans, people who have music on their myspace, dial-up interweb, not being able to wear sunglasses on account of normal glasses, the "p" in raspberry, photoshop-ed pictures, bad manners, smacking gum, ducks (yes, that's on both lists), TICKS, books made into movies, polka, bad table manners, the sounds made when an animal licks itself, history, chatspeak, 1337, people who believe that breast size and brain power have a negative correlation, a broken sewing machine, having to fix my sewing maching, cold toes, homophobes, people who assume you're gay from the way you look, making fun of people (again, on both lists), Secret Santa.

Must have links:
http:///
-- GREAT webcomic
-- my sister's boyfriend's music.
/writingcenter/Resources/rec_writers/rev_cite/saysaid.htm -- oh em gee, I hart it
/romance/charchart.html -- Learn to love it.
/emarko/gorey.html -- Oooh man, humor and rhyming ALL IN ONE!

My Stories:
So, I might not continue/finish my stories. I'm sorry about that, but wow is senior year getting to me. AP classes may look good to colleges, but they kind of hate me.

The LABS - Charlie Hayes was admitted to the Learning Academy Boarding School after a teacher sent in a glowing recommendation. The LABS, which is run by Charlie's abusive uncle (who is extremely unhappy to see her there), is a "character building" place. An all boys school. Minus Charlie. Charlie is short for Charline. This'll be an interesting 11 months, involving lots of break-ups, make-ups, accents, and singing.
Currently under a MASSIVE rewrite.

The Light from Within - Kallianera, the runner of a house for non-sathe women, has to face her past as the Prince of Fey bargained to help find several of her missing women. Will a childhood flame come to life during the travels, or is true love impossible between these two royals fey? When an old enemy finds the two together, will they be forced to go seperate ways without finding what they were looking for?
This is a story that I work on when I have time... That is to say, rarely ever. If you're interested, tell me, and I'll try and work it into my schedule somehow

All the Battles of a War
My name is Matthew. I have 11 months until I'm out of foster care, and as far as I'm concerned, they can't pass faster. However, my past won't let me live out my life in peace, as the entire gay community at Wilhelm High formally known as Francis pushes his way past my boundaries and to a place I didn't know existed. mxm slash
I'm currently working on this story the most. I have about 20 pages (handwritten) that need to be typed and posted, so the updates should be pretty swift.

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When Doves Cry by jammi reviews
-REMOVED FOR EDITING-He's considered blessed. Big brown eyes, curly blond hair, and an athlete's body. Everyone's friend and an all around nice guy. She's...stubborn. A dancer and extremely focused, some might say bitchy. No one quite understands their friendship.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
I'm Not Dead by SarryMatts reviews
Spoilt rich brat Sacha has to learn a few lessons in life when he's sent to live with his Aunt in disgrace. Living in a desolate village sucks but there's always a silver lining right? This time the silver lining just happens to be called Ged. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,571 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Bad Luck by BeccaPenguin reviews
Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 194,813 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
North Shore High School by BananeShadows reviews
Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Winter Storms by Freak-of-Spade reviews
Rayne is excellent at being himself. He deals expertly with the bruises and the blows, and the lies are natural to his tongue. He can look after himself. Until Aedan Winter decides he would make a far better job of it… SLASH BoyxBoy Shonen—ai Yaoi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,143 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007
How High by Euphorialie reviews
Add:One slightly psychotic, self proclaimed huntress, one snarky and attractive new partner, and a mess of trouble with far too many firearms. Throw in a dash of mysterious stalker and annoying sibling. Blend. Bake with an oven full of mythical creatures.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,078 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
English Adventure by Lush Mellifluence reviews
M/M Slash. Adam, a gay Californian teenager, is forced spend his Christmas holidays in England with his bully.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/3/2004
The Deal: ArLin by Night Play reviews
RE WRITING! M SLASH VIOLENCE Lin is part of a race no one wants around. Sabin and Shanye are friends who like to make Deals. Can Shanye carry the Deal out to the end or will he come to realize Lin is someone he wants around? - book one. -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 68,199 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
A Quick Bite by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. After being bitten by a vampire, Lexie Windham fears that her life is over...literally. Little does she know the twists that Fate has in store for her...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Behind Broken Windows by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
What’s a guy to do when a stubborn, sexy, and somewhat clueless angel and his crossdressing accomplice crash quite literally into his life? [ Yaoi, MM slash, etc ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,740 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
The Smallest Elephant by tricksy reviews
Keegan's a real kook, at least he thinks so, and his world gets turned upside down when he meets a certain greenhaired someone and gets assigned what should've been an everyday English assignment... slashityslash COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,214 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
L as in TRAIN by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
[COMPLETE][SlashYaoiMxM] Meet Lorren. He hates the line. He hates the pervs, the stench, and the general human contact. Meet Luke. He's learning to love the line, and a certain person on it...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,274 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Pink Bunny Pajamas by Hyacinthe Wing reviews
Slash! Complete! Midden and Aaron are rather unusual !in a half elf, OCD, violent, clubtastic, compulsive cleaning sense of unusual! ...apartmentmates. One is relentlessly cute, the other has anger issues. Hint: Aaron isn't the cute one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
He Paints His World In Black And White by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
It was my first day of high school when I met Chris. I decided that I would hate him forever. That was until life threw me a few curveballs. SLASH Graphic. Review and I'll return the favour! Some mention of incest but nothing graphic. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,824 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Take Me From This Pain, Brian's story by Esquirella reviews
Completed. MM Slash. BE WARNED! Abuse, mentions rape. Matt is a bully and Brian is his target. But one day Matt finds out something that changes their relationship forever. Can he save Brian from his pain, or is he already lost? Chap 40: Daddy dearest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,794 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Complete
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Happy Thanksgiving, Now Pass the Kimchi reviews
Thanksgiving is a traditional holiday. My Thanksgiving... Not so much.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
All the Battles in a War reviews
I have 11 months until I'm out of foster care. My past won't let me live out my life in peace, however, as the entire gay community at Wilhelm High formally known as Francis pushes his way past my boundaries and to a place I didn't know existed. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
the Learning Academy Boarding School reviews
Charlie Hayes was admitted to the Learning Academy Boarding School. The LABS, which is run by Charlie's abusive uncle, is a character building place. An allboys school. Minus Charlie. Charlie is short for Charline. This'll be an interesting 11 months.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007
The Light from Within reviews
Kallianera, the runner of a house for nonsathe women, has to face her past as the Prince of Fey bargained to help find several of her missing women. Will a childhood flame come to life during the travels, or is true love impossible between the royals fey?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007