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Joined 08-14-07, id: 578972
Author has written 45 stories for Young Adult, Love, Friendship, Religion, Humor, General, Life, School, War, Essay, and Fantasy.

Welcome to the Village Hidden On My Profile!

(It's pretty big, so stay close.)

Lets start with my name:

I am Mary, the first of of us. Ok, well, to clarify, I have a voice inside my head and she's evil. Anyway, I am a girl with redish-brown hairm blue-grey-green eyes and rediculusly pale skin. I'm a generally fun person with loads of friends. My orientation is strait but i am a huge yaoi fan and I approve of gay marriages. My fave school subjects are English and Choir. My least fave are Math and Gym. I'm a lazy person and I have to take math with assistance along with my regular math class.

(PS: IF YOU THINK MY BIOS TOO LONG, THERE IS A USEFUL BUTTON CALLED "HIDE BIO." USE IT.

Name: Sendo

Side: Dark

Background: Goddes of death.

Daily Schedule: Wakes up early so Mary is not a morning person. Takes a back seat at school unless dealing with brothers or enemies. At the full moon she takes over completly and is able to fulfill her duties as the godess of death.

Looks: Red eyes, pale skin, black hair, pointed teeth, black wings and usually wearing a black dress.

I will write you a poem or a short story. Just message me with:

.What is it about

.rhyming? Or no?

.Include names?

.Funny or sad?

.Format.

.And anything elst like lines you want me to include.

Works in progress, or just not posted:

.Comandments of Writing- An essay on ho to write an essay. I need a beta reader, any takers?

.Iraq Essay- It's not finished yet, but it's about how i really don't care about the War in Iraq anymore.

.China Essay- I went to China this past summer, these are my experiences and my thoughts.

.Essay on Mem- An essay on how I have most all of my faith in men.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was .
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Funny Quotes_

"You are not god..." -math teacher (Sendo: Grr)

"Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefor study to be evil." -?

"Shut up." -Many, many people.

"Power to the spazes!" -Mary

"Be a ghost, be a ghost." -Friend

"You look pretty." -Fortune cookie (No, seriously my brother got one that said it. No joke)

"I like pie!" -To many people to say.

"Stay youthful!" -me and my friends mocking Rock lee and Gai sensei.

"I'm well traveled... actually my mind just wanders." -t-shirt.

"You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be mis-quoted and used against you." -T-shirt.

"It's never too late to procrastinate!" -T-shirt

"I don't suffer from insanity... i enjoy every minute of it!" -?

"I reject your reality and substite my own!" -Adam (mythbusters)

"I just had one of those what the hell that we doing moments" -Adam (mythbusters)

"Shut up will you! Shut up!" -Monty Pythin and the Holy Grail (SEE IT AND BE ONE OF US ONE OF US!!!!)

"Gaara is smexy!" -Mary

"YOUTH!" -My friend at the most random times.

"Foolish little brother... why are you so weak? Because you lack... WAFFLECRISP!" -Itachi in a comic strip.

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" Fable, video game.

"Holly fudge monkeys!" -?

"Plywood!" -Mary (Sendo: No dip it's not me)

"I think, therefor i am dangerous." -T-shirt

"That man stole my pants!"? -Fable, video game

"Damn you; damn the broccli; DAMN CANADA!!!!" -?

" It's the holiday season and we're going to eat dried fruit god-damn it!" -my mom.

"If you can't say that in a metaphore then your just a big lizard." -My dad on the topic of Dragons.

"The budda is gone but the budda is still present in the void." -My dad debating a sign that should be put infront of broken budda statues.

"The greatest pairing ever is Gaara and TREEEEEEEE!" -Brother. (No typoes)

"Let them have space; we have rock and roll!!" -October Skys

"I am not A bitch; i am THE bitch!" -friend

"Akunamataata bitches." -The balade of Ricky Bobby

"Flames will be used to heat my bathtub." -?

"Was Mary-sue some all powerful being?" -My little brother when i was explaning the concept of a Mary-sue.

"If your enemy wrongs you buy each of his children a drum." -Ancient Chinese proverb.

"A black hole is meerly where god divided by zero." -?

"Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!!!" -Jason Sicotte

"I will never die, this is because Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I will take over." -?

"Boys don't fall for me; i trip them." -Keychain

"Lets get some shoes" -Movie on youtube

"Hey, dad, when the guy is lying down and he stopped moving he's dead" -little brother.

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, i think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people." -?

"Hold on; my train of thought just hit a cow." -?

"There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amout of explosives." -?

"People are alot like slinkies; basically useless but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs." -?

"Don't make me angry; i'm running out of places to hide the bodies." -?

"I write for the same reason i breathe; if i didn't i would die" -?

"They laugh at me because i'm different; i laugh at them because they're the same." -?

"People say i have a short attention span they just don't understand-HEY LOOK! A CHICKEN!!!!" -T-shirt.

"Eat your muffins Jhony!" -Me quoting some movie on youtube

"Do not mix Blur with Blur." - Adam on mythbusters.

"What kind of genetics mystery have you passed onto your daughter?!" -My mother talking to my dad.

"I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away." -?

"It is not enough to succede; others must fail." -?

"The devil sold his soul to Gaara." -Fanfic of which it's name escapes me.

"Mankind is working so hard so that we can find new ways to be lazy." -?

"You know what! Earth sucks, i'm going home." -?

"Only two things are infinate: the universe and human stupidety." -?

"If you laugh i will laugh. If you cry i will cry and if you jump out a window i will laugh." -?

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma.?" -?

"Shut up Dan your such a pencil." -A girl at school.

"You will find all your answers at the top of the elm tree." -Me

"Use your anger for evil not good. . . wait, that came out wrong." friend

"I'm being chased by crazy spaniards!" -Friend

"Is this a kissing book?" -the princess Bride (IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVE SEE IT!!!)

"Inconceviable!" -The Princess Bride.

"Bow down to queen emo." -Me talking about my friend, Evilfangirl

"My way or the highway, but the highway is probably safter." -friend, evilfangirl

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?" -friend, Evilfangirl

"You talk to me, i yell at you." -friend's profile. Evilfangirl

"I'm genorious, i haven't tortured you. . . yet." -?

"My word is law, i don't care what you have to say." -friend, Evilfangirl (She's not nice, is she?)

"Hey yall! When i rule this country we gonna get down rodeo style!" -Friend imitating a president speech. Evilfangirl

"I am Queen of the Marysues, she is Queen of the emos, She is queen of the hopeless; BOW DOWN TO US!!!" -Me

"Lets throw Paul out the window." -A person at school (It was really funny when she said that)

"its all fun and games until someone gets punched THEN IT EVEN FUNNIER!" -?

"Just when i think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking." -?

"I've got a lovely bunch of emo kids. . . " -The song goes on and on; friend to the tune of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

"OMG Becky!" -Friends who are preps. YES I SAID IT! MUAHAHA! Sometimes i wonder why i'm friends with them. . .

"your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder berries." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (See it!)

"You wanna know my religion? Well put it this way, Evanessence is god and Gaara is jesus." -me

"I do not discrimate; i hate everyone" -Tshirt

"He can't be a ganstar because he's just to white and nerdy. . . " friends

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others" -animals farm; bad book

"Do not meddle in the afairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." -dunno

"Define normal." -?

"Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world." -R.D Lang

"Get your hand off my puzzle you limey fruit cake." -Yugio the abridged version

"PUBERTY POWER!!!" - Yugio the abridged version

"Not if i can help it you albino cream puff! -YTAV (Yugio the abdridged version)

"Have i been cross dressing in my sleep again?" -YTAV

"I always wanted to die wearing a dress. "-YTAV

"I will be a a main character even if it takes me another 200 bloody episodes." -YTAV

"Its time to duel sucker! Can you dig it!? " -YTAV

"Bullying is just wrong but destroying peoples brains with magical powers is a-ok!" -YTAV

"It pays to be a rich nerd" -YTAV

"Screw the rules i have green hair!" -YTAV

"Behold the briefcase of death!" -YTAV

"You duel like a dairy farmer." -YTAV

"Who would have thought that a child could win a childrens card game?!" -YTAV

"I am going to do my laundry! Could i have some change?!" -YTAV when someone said "Were in trouble, what are we gonna do?"

"These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but i refuse to take them off because i am an american!" -YTAV

"You hang out with us, you don't have any self esteme." -YTAV

"Attention duelests, my hair is being assulted." -YTAV

"(deep man voice) i am here for my ballet classes, i should warn you: i look damn good in a tutu" -YTAV

"I activate asexual reproduction!" -YTAV

"I knew my emo stradgety would pay off!" -YTAV

"Friendship is even stronger than chuck noris!" -YTAV

"Thats no toon! Thats a space station. . . wait, your right, its a toon." -YTAV

"Goodnight everyone! I hope my evil alterego doesn't come out during the night and molest any of you! Because that tends to happen alot!" -YTAV

"YUGI! Follow my increasingly annoying voice!" -YTAV

"What are you doing here? This room is for main characters only!" -YTAV

"I am going to use my powers to pretend that this episode never happened! Thats how evil i am!" YTAV

"Screw the rules i have money!" -YTAV

"You like hehe activated my trap card but munch." -YTAV

"You bastard! you turned him into a mine!" -YTAV

"He was barred from the tournement because his name isn't stupid enough." -YTAV

". . . Mary last of the Sue clan. . . ." fic

"Did you know five out of every four people has trouble with fractions?" -brother

"Sharing is caring, but i don't care." -mary.

"I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way." -Mary's mom while petting my girl cat

"I am always late to the office; i make up for it by leaving early every day." -Charles Lamb

"In the first place God made idiots for practice; then he made school boards" -Mark Twain

"Allways forgive your enemys; Nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wildie

"I told my phycyatrist that everyone hates me; he said 'Nonsense, not everyone has met you yet.'" -Rodney Dangerfield

"Then pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with." -Marty Feldman

"I am desperatly trying to figure out why Kamakaze pilots wore helments. . ." -Dave Edison

"Now they show you how detergents take out blood stains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe the laundry isn't your problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." -Jerry Seinfeld

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask 'Where have i got wrong?' Then a voice says to me 'This is going to take more than one night' -Charlie Brown

"Everyday i get up and i look through Forbes list of the richest people in America. If i'm not there, i go to work." -Robery Orben

"Have no fear of perfection-- you'll never reach it." -Salvador Dali

"He has decided to live forever or die in the attempt: -Joseph Heller

"This is 10 percent luck; 20 percent skill; 15 perfcent concentrated power of will; 5 percent pleasure; 15 percent pain and 100 percent reason to remember the name," -Fort Minor's 'Remember the Name lyrics' (It's really cool but it cusses alot.)

"If your not living life on the edge your taking up too much room" -?

"If at first you dont sucede then skydiving isn't for you." -?

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10 or something." -Dennis Rodman, NBA basketball player (Yeah and some people think that he is their role model . )

"It is white" -George W Bush when asked by a student in London "what is the white house"?

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be up watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." -Julian Wakefield Missouri basketball player .

"Traditionally most of Australias imports come from overseas." -Former Australian cabnet minister Keppel Enderbery

"Pitching is 80 percent of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." -Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder whaty your up to." -?

"Procrastinate now, dont put it off." -T-shirt

"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize." -?

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." -?

"Ok, so whats the speed of dark?" -?

"I intend to live forever-- so far so good." -?

"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?" -?

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." -?

"If you cant fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough." -?

"When the tough get going, the tough wear helmets." -?

"Silence is golden, but music is priceless." -?

"Clevery disguised as a responsiable adult.'" -bumper sticker

"I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to." -?

"Fight crime, shoot back." -?

"You say phyco like it's a bad thing." -?

"Normal people worry me" ?

"Anger is one letter short of danger." -?

"If you die i'll kill you!" -?

"They say the truth will set you free, but then why is it that whenever i tell the truth i get sent to my room?" -?

"Is Tuna really chicken?" -Jessica Smpson after reading "Tuna, chicken of the sea."

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote that probably means that they dont know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown XD

"They misunderestimate me!" -George W Bush (Gee i wonder why. . . )

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose" -?

"The whole words going down to hell and i'm driving the bus." -?

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to kepp the halo strait!" -?

"Suburbia- where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them." -?

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that woman there is another man looking at her butt." -?

"God made mud, god made dirt, god made guys so girls could flirt!" -?

"Guys are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not so bright." -?

"I am nobody, nobody is perfect." -?

"Roses are red, violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER, the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head." -?

"Why are roses the flowers of love when they always die?" -?

"Dont get your knickers in a knot, nothing is solved and it makes you walk funny." -Katherine Carpenter

"The more i get to know men the more i like cats." -?

"Silence is golden, so why dont i get payed for being quiet, you should be rich enough by now." -Mary

"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun." -? (true)

"I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory." -?

"Watch out for te idiot behind me." -bumper sticker

"There are two types of pedestrians: quick and dead." -bumpersticker

"Wanting to meet an author because you like her work is like wanting to meet a pig because you like his sasuage." -?

"Person A: Are you death?

Person B: I have many names.

Person A: Well then what name are you going by presently." -?

"Sakura i am going to say to you what Naruto fans have always drempt of sayting to you: Shut the hell up you fuz bag..." -Sasuke on Naruto the Abridged series (Look for it on youtube)

. "Mary's brain is represented by the dot in this box (draws emprty box)"-My english teacher (If u dont get it i'm worried)

. "I'm PMSing!!!" -My friend during gym, alot of poeople (guys included) looked at her.

"Just call me hormonal queen." -One of my friends.

"Steph! You and -not saying her boyfriends name- need to start using protection!" -NO! She is not really doing that, it's just a sick joke i made up XD

"Katie, your more man than Brady is" -Me talking about my tomboyish friend and my other friends bf

"I am a platepus!" - my friened. Random little biotch. . . .

Yes, i am a pervert, and i like it!" - my friend

" Tu tienes un gato en los pantelones" In spanish from some people at my school. Translation: You have a cat in your pants

"Una hamborguesa comen mis amigas." -Me. In Spanish. Translation: A hamburger ate my friends.

"My dreams are full of unicorns, rainbows and bunnys; but the rainbows are all black, the unicorns are stabbing themselves and the bunnies are all being emo again." -Emokid13 (Shes a person on here whom i like, her stories are cool)

"Row Row Row your boat

Gently Down the Stream

Throw Robert over board

And listen tro him scream.

Fve days later he'll be floatin down the deleware

Chewing on his underwear

Wish he had another pair;

Ten days later he was eaten by a polar bear

And thats how the polar bear died!" -Me ("Robert" Can be substituted with the name of someone u hate. It's to the tune of Row your Boat)

"In a primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground and tells it was called witchcraft. Today in a civilized society it is called golf." -?

"When i was kidnapped my parents jumped into action: They rented out my room." -Woody Allen.

"I can resist everything but temptation." -Oscar Wildie

"Man ionvented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." Lily Tomlin.

"I am Nate! I throw fireballs out of me eyes and lightning bolts out of my arse!!!": -A camp councler.

"Come on girls lets go get sexy!" -My camp councler.

"Mary I had a weird dream.

"Was it you and Sasuke ?" me and my friends. Of corse i said the second part. This resulted in me getting slapped really hard. Damnit Evilfangirl i didn't really mean it! (is slapped again by evilfangirl.)

"Cheer up emo kid." Bumper Sticker.

"In response to the 'Cheer Up Emo Kid' bumper stick. SHUT UP HIPPY!" Bumpersticker.

Serious Quotes:

"Live so that your friends can protect you but never have to." -Arnold H. Glasgow.

"Lord, defend me from my friends for i can account for my enemys." -Charles D'Hericault

"Angels take away other peoples greifs, but who takes away theres?" -?

"You ask me whats wrong: I say nothing. Then i turn away and say: 'Everything.'" -?

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." -?

"Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing that you've ever felt." -?

"It doesn't hurt to dream, but it hurt's to wake up." -?

"Fire; wonderful to be heated by horrible to be burned by." -Mary

"Water; great to be bathed in awful to be drowned by." -Mary

"Once a by gave a girl 12 roses, 1 was fake. He said 'I'll love you until the last rose dies.'" -?

"I do not love the bright sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." -J.R.R. Tolkein

"Defend me, God, from mysef." -Spanish Proverb

"A patriot wraps himself around the flag to defend it; a scoundrel wraps it around himself to defend himself." -?

"Good judgement comes from bad experiences which come from bad judgement." -?

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they want to say something." -?

"When you teach your son, you are teaching your son's son." -?

Stuff that i have learned from Anime:

.If the guy is tall, dark haired, strong and very sexi, he is taken by the outrageously cute young boy standing next to him.

.It isn't true love until you've stabbed them.

.You will loose you eye.

.So will your alternate dimenson self.

.Destiny is twisted and unfair. Live with it.

.Tokyo is the center of the world.

.In areas between a lamp post and a buildings wall there is a portal to an alternate dimension.

.Feathers are the root of everything evil.

.Purple eyes are also evil.

.If you think it's true love, something bad will always happen to you.

.Yaoi is inevitable.

.Yuri is also inevitable.

.The normal people are oblivious to magic, gods, spells, explosions and love-struck boys singing on fire-escapes.

.Demons live in your cloths.

.Wearing a black trench coat in the summer is comfortable and fun.

.Weilding a sword bigger than your height is easy.

.If you cant summon a magic circle 2 metters in radius, EXACTLY, it isn't magic.

.If you are the main character, everyone close to you will die.

.One-man clans are very common.

.If you have no gender or refuse to reveal yours, you are automatically entittled to your own series.

.Wearing strange outfits and gloves are perfectly acceptable in any normal setting.

.If the love is too good to be true, it probably is.

.Boys looking like girls are very common. Deal with it.

.If you are the center of a prophecy, you most likely wont know it. You arent entittled to know. You aren't that special.

.Cosplay is fun, anytime anywhere!

.Meeting foreign girls with no visa's to be in the country is common. becoming friends with them isn't that hard either.

.If you are stabbed through the heart and are dieing you WILL have time to say last words of wisdom, confess a deep dark secret or even argue a point before you actually die.

.If you loose family, you will go insane and kill the rest of them. Count on it.

.No matter how shredded your shirt gets it will stay on.

.Revealing clothing is acceptable for fighting.

.practical armor is shunned. It should have spikes, drapes or carvings on it to make it acceptable.

.Swords with magical runes of letters that you can't read on it are automatically cool.

.Boys wearing tiaras are a normal, everyday site.

You will remember things that you never knew actually happened at the most useful times.

.Letting your sister dress you is always a good idea.

.All old buildings are haunted.

1999 is a good year for a curse to happen in.

.Magic spells that you copy out of buhdist text books are usefull and always work.

.You will always look beautiful, even if you are covered in blood/tears/dirt.

.If you are tortured while you are young ou will ed up the princess of prince of a far away place where youre loved, but somehowyou always want to go back to your place of torture.

Skantily clad servants are the staple of any castle setting.

.Destiny is real. DEAL WITH IT!!

.Scars will only inhanse your beauty, never marr it.

.Somehow you will always forgive people who try to kill you.

.Your long lost brother WILL try to kill you.

.You can learn any spell just in the nick of time.

If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

IIf you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you have ever kicked someone in the mouth so hard that their front teeth came out and you felt slightly guilty yet oddly satisfied with yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have an army of blue snails with battle axes at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that yougurt is not meant to be eaten with a speen but with your mouth copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-or-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive yoy crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished for your lips to be sewn shut, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished the floor would swallow you alive, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished that all the staring faces would just disappear, copy this into your profile

If you've ever looked at the backs of heads that were previously your friends, copy this into your profile.

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You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself.

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--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

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A Female's View on the Right to Abortion by melrose8585 reviews
An essay written for English class to explain my personal opinion on the ProChoice movement. Includes a Bibliography
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Introduction Speech by Brian Arkle Webber reviews
A speech I wrote but didn't get to deliver for my Public Speaking class.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
The Edge of Forever by Xela Tokrub reviews
We will never forget the events of 911, and nor should we. This is my way of saying that I am praying for those affected by this tragedy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Pendulum by Kyoki Hinote reviews
Villanelle I wrote for Language Arts. CC appreciated. Rating for death.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
The Lucky Ones by Flame-sama reviews
I wrote this during a poetry workshop in my English class. We had to write a poem using three words we picked out of a bowl. The words I picked were: 'Anger', 'Sorrow', and 'Lucky'. Please enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Girl On The Gurney by toxic apiaceae reviews
Hopefully, this brings a touch of reality to those names and faces they rattle off so distastefully on the news each night. Just something I'd thought up and wanted to share...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
How to abuse Cliches in a Romance Novel by Paradox-Sisters reviews
We believe in poking fun at things, and maybe it's not funny, but really we're having fun, which is all that counts.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004
PAA and I by neochikara reviews
Perhaps all teens think this way. This essay is how I view the female population of my high school.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004
The One That Got Away by Alchera reviews
My name is Erin Harris. I am a little girl like any other. There is only one difference keeping me apart from all the other little girls. They can breathe, but I never got the chance. I am the one that got away.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2003
Gothycke Poetrye Frome A Torturede Soule by RainbowTerrorist reviews
Pure parody. I've had several goths find this amusing, but if you're a goth who cannot laugh at the gothic stereotype, you might get offended. And depressed. And slash your wrists. And die.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/2/2002
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That promise I made
Sometimes its hard to keep a promise.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
3 words reviews
I put words in a bowl, i pick three out and I have to write a poem using them. These are the result. Themes vary.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007
The Dragon Tamer
This is for a writing contest, help? It's cliche but whatever. :
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Baby Sister reviews
A poem for my adopted baby sister Clara.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Paper Cut reviews
Inspired by a flamer on fanfiction. It's lame but whatever about how sometimes we get crushes on book characters,
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
ProAbortion Poem reviews
I am pro choice.This poem is a little grotesque and creepy, maybe evil to some. If you message me and try to change my mind you are waisting your time. And NO I have never had an abortion. Rated for the theme. This is an extremist view, not my own.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Stood Up reviews
Another one of those poems about a girl being stood up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Wake Up reviews
A poem about the subborn people who keep this world stuck in a gutter.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007
The Pledge reviews
A short essay about the United States pledge.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
How many reviews
Rape. It happens.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Blood and water reviews
Don't ask ok
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
My prince reviews
A rather dark poem, yeah, don't ask.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
The Other Side reviews
Why don't we?
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Devils Dance reviews
An extremely short poem. Read it if your bored.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Nevermore reviews
Inspired by Edgar Allen Poes poem The Raven
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Friendship reviews
I am so good at making titles aren't i? Just a friendship poem.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
A Horse Darker Than Me reviews
Rose Vaughn goes to buy her first horse and ends up with an angry mare and a cute foal. Dealing with school, horses and her family life she will learn to be stronger and ride her horse to win! An: Lame summary.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Wings of Glass reviews
A short poem about dreams.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Icy Heart reviews
Er . . . hopless love poem. Read it or don't. Not my buisness.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Swan reviews
Wow. I dunno why i wrote this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Life sucks reviews
Sometimnes . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Adoption reviews
Uh, no comment. Not really about adopion but sorta. Uh . . . yeah.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Lies reviews
I might do a lot of things. But i cannot tell a lie.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Don't reviews
A poem from a teenagers perspective.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Thanks reviews
I think I owed this girl who bullied me a thank you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Walls reviews
I built these walls.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Boys reviews
Not her. You. Definetly not me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Unnamed reviews
Death talks to a girl. Just complete nonsense, but not funny. Rather emo, mentions of suicide.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Goddess of Death reviews
Sendo tells us about her how she became goddess of death. No flames for the message please.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
It wasn't you reviews
This is how I still feel about my ex.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
100 Drabbles reviews
This story will be a collection of 100 drabbles about day to day life. I might add more after 100 if you guys want. I need suggestions. Varying themes, so the rating changes. Thats why its t but so far it could just be K plus.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Authors Block reviews
Because Authors block affects all of us.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
In The End reviews
This poem came to me while i was listening ot In The End by Linkin Park. bUt it isn't really like it at all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
English Class reviews
This poem is for my English class, I turned it in so thanks for the help. You can still read and i'll have the final draft up soon.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
I Wish reviews
I wish I could...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
What used to be reviews
Wow, this poem is extremely bad, i don't know why i wrote it. Feel free to review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
My Notebook
This poem is about my old notebook.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Writer reviews
This is kinda how i feel about alot of writers. Tell me if i should make it longer or add more careers.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Seasons of Love
This is a coloection of four poems that i wrote. They can be kinda related to the four seasons if you think about it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 631 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Thank you
Another story about a girl who has had her heart broken.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Cocaine
Uh, yeah. This was inspired by my health class.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Fantasy Fun
I wrote this poem while i was babysitting my little brother and listenin to him rambling on about something or other.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Atheism reviews
A poem about myself and my religion.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Email reviews
This poem tells how i felt after my friend sent me an email with the tittle I'm moving. This is a true story, and yes i am a drama queen.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Broken Heart reviews
A cliche emo poem that i wrote in about 4 minutes. I'm only really proud of the last four lines.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete