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Joined 08-17-07, id: 579297, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

S T O R Y . S T U F F

Songs:
Sleeping with the Enemy and Rough Petals. Cole's iPod
The Rabbit Hole. Click here!
Broken Telephone. Click here! New song added every chapter!

Photo Album:
Sleeping with the Enemy and Rough Petals. Click here!
The Rabbit Hole. Click here!
Broken Telephone. Click here!


U P D A T E S . A N D . N E W S

11.19.11: Time for a update. So for all of you wondering what the hell is going on with Broken Telephone, unfortunately I'm not sure when I'm completing it. So far this story has been plagiarized six times, and that just annoys me greatly. I was thinking about removing it, but I didn't have the heart so I'm sorry to say it's on hiatus until further notice. Same goes for Midnight Melody. Sorry dolls. :(

Also, I'm actually using Formspring now, so if you don't have twitter or a FP account then you can ask me questions there. And yes you can ask personal questions. I'll do my best to be as honest as possible.

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Der Kaninchenbau by Vulture Of Culture reviews
Kurz nach dem Tod ihres Vaters muss Alice Ripley lernen, dass es Piraten, Geheimgänge und böse Menschen, die mit aller Gewalt die Weltmacht an sich reißen wollen, wirklich existieren. Das Wunderland hat sie sich immer anders vorgestellt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - German - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Right Kind of Treason by Auraya reviews
Germany 1944. A girl dreaming of escaping her nightmarish home, a nazi officer fighting a war he struggles to believe in, and an escaped Russian prisoner of war. Thrown together by fate, they try to live, try to love and they try to survive.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 65,821 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Magic Man by Sasha 'The Dramatic' Blue reviews
Love is the drug.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
City of Dreams by Sasha 'The Dramatic' Blue reviews
Your words aren't making sense." . "Nonsense is good sense I suppose."
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The Circular Being by static.mind reviews
A psychiatric hospital, a woman, and a clock...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Just to See Her Smile by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] He strived on her happiness. He lived to see her smile. His duty in life was to make her happy. Why? Because he loved her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Glasses and Garters by Rhunt reviews
Complete Western Romance Nicolette Beldin was considered a tomboy, as she worked with her father on his ranch. Everything changed one dark night, and now she is looking for revenge... but may find love in an outlaw.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,416 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Down by the Bayou by Tristess Amerre reviews
Lily and her childhood sweetheart Anderson find out how crazy love actually makes people.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Broken Telephone reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
Midnight Melody reviews
I work four jobs, dance, and babysit almost every night of the week. So when I get home I want to sleep. Instead I have to listen to my new upstairs neighbour play the piano all night long. Who does he think he is? Famous? Ha...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
The Rabbit Hole reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Rough Petals reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Horrible Mistake reviews
The Devil grinned wickedly and stared down at her broken body. Her mangled wings spread out painfully and her bruises ached. The last Angel was dying and The Devil stood and watched. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete