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Joined 08-20-07, id: 579601, Profile Updated: 08-01-13
Author has written 7 stories for Young Adult, Humor, Romance, and General.
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Sunspots by The FiboNACHI Sequence reviews
Femmeslash. Chemistry and Tutoring always go hand in hand. The bad girl Holly and Beth, the good little liar... Better break out the Trent Reznor then.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2008
Private Practice by Kenyako Divination reviews
Slash/Yaoi. The story of a doctor and his unorthodox activities and love affair with his patient. On-going...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,874 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2008
Landmines Do Not Come in Different Flavours by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 2- Landmines don’t come in different flavours, but Sarah assures me seduction does. Now if only we can convince James… MFM/FMM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/1/2008
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Road to Anywhere reviews
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure. Slash, Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
Wrong Hole, Will by saint gut-free reviews
A nerdy virgin, his hot best friend and prom night.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
The Prince and The Rogue by The FiboNACHI Sequence reviews
I'm the artsy oddball with a gay best friend and a tendency to curse heavily in my head. One of them is the annoying prat of a goth, the other is the prince of popularity. And for some reason, I'm finding it hard to keep my swearing under control. Damn...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,944 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Me vs the Wizard by Daniel Hedger reviews
Has a wizard ever really pissed you off? Yeah, me too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Ranting by Sleeping In Light reviews
What guys are really thinking when talking to you. Despite what Seinfeld says, it's not nothing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Photo Finish by Shades Of Hades reviews
Two guys walk into a darkroom. SLASH ensues. Adult themes [I tried very hard not to make this too explicit since I'm posting it on here, but I make no promises to it's quality, or it's M rating because I don't really write this kinda stuff often.]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Jack Shit by ignomy reviews
What goes around comes around. Especially when it comes to money and genitalia.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
It's All About SEX by vinterdrog reviews
It's all about SEX a story about teenage sexual frustration
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Names by The FiboNACHI Sequence reviews
It's funny how the names we call each other are also what we call ourselves...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2006
The Bathroom Chronicles by Pocket Protectors are Sexy reviews
Lindsey is a lesbian morgue assistant. Visit her over dramatized life play by play. Stiff humor that some might not get.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Angel on my Shoulder by Meghann McCall reviews
A young lesbian comes to terms with the death of her best friend. I wrote this story for a college class.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2000
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To Be Continued reviews
About a boy who finds himself in quite a predicament with several OTHER boys.Under advisement from an angry reader, I've upped the rating. Warnings inside. Please read and review. Your time is not THAT valuable.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008
I'll Be Right Here reviews
When love's not enough, we turn to the next best thing- codependency. A collection of drabbles based on favorite love quotes- send in yours in a review :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
How Long Can Random Thoughts Last reviews
Don't have time to put up summary, but just read it and tell me what you think.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Rock Bottom reviews
We've reached rock bottom, and we're still digging.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
The Funeral reviews
The story of how losing someone can change your life. A story about life and love, and the loss of both.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Beauty reviews
I contemplate the meaning of beauty in a relationship. Please read... and review :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Marriage outside the Norm reviews
We visit the last stretch of a failed marriage. Which is only failed because the man is gay. Hm...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete