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Joined 08-20-07, id: 579604, Profile Updated: 07-08-10
Author has written 47 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Nature, Mystery, Life, War, Fantasy, General, Love, Mythology, and Friendship.

This is just where I will go whenever I need to post some shitty original fic I wrote. Really, all I want from this site is constructive criticism. I don't want anyone to say that they loved it, because if they loved it then they are uneducated. No offense, but really. Nothing is perfect, and I would like you to help me improve.

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get." -Angel Dumatt Shounard

Kirk: Mr. Spock, you'd make an excellent computer.
Spock: Why thank you, Captain. That is most kind of you!

Kirk: Really, Mr. Spock, you're becoming more and more human every day.
Spock: Why Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted like this!

I just saw Star Trek, and am now SERIOUSLY in love with Spock. He's just so awkward and cute!! I also love Chekov. He was so cute! And that accent...

I will never, ever rate a story "just in case" all my ratings will be one less than they should be, unless for some reason I write a K or K+ story. I doubt it, but most stuff will be T if it's fluff without smex, or M if it's sex. But I lean towards T on everything.

I have a fanfiction account under a different name: Slow Walker or something like it.

This is me, and that's all that's important. That I can live my own life. So you won't get my name, but I will tell you that I live in Texas, I am a slash addict, smut addict, and fluff addict. The hardest thing I'll read is violent roleplay. I WILL NOT read rape. Of any kind. I hate it.

I love Greek mythology, My Chemical Romance (which I just rediscovered, and I freaked out I was so happy!!(THANK YOU LIMEWIRE!!)), the webcomic Vampirates!, I love Harry Potter (Drarry, AS/S, Dramione), if your vampire sparkles you're doing it wrong, Underworld kicks Twilight's sparkly ass, MILK was THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!, I LOVE the British TV show Skins, Limewire is saving my life, A Touch Of Insanity is my best friend even though Marching Band is stealing her from me, I'm straight, I'm a virgin, I'm a junior in highschool, I'm white, I have blonde hair (naturally), I have green eyes, my dad is pissed that there are pictures of me on Facebook, and you should really read the bit below this. No joke, it's really moving. Well, not the bit right below, but the bit under that. The one about homophobia.


Faries Can Have Fun Too:

Guy and Adam

Guy

Adam and Shane Series: (Melinda will be in another one I'm writing)

Fabio being really emo

Melinda who will be coming, I promise

Shane and Adam Shane is the one on the bottom (which is usual), but he has curly dirty blonde hair. But you can't search that on google images, so I had to use an emo. But they are adorable!

Any of my Mythology Stories

Eros is fucking hot. This is Mitch Hewer, who played Maxxie in Skins, and he was FUCKING HOT!! Seriously, if I could, I would just -CENSORED-...ahh...so pretty...


LOok at the adorable emo! (//_-)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. They never did anything to you.


Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (stolen from x-EliteAssassin-x)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! America... you were just pwned


John: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning...

Gwen: Don't you ever stop?

John: What? Five minutes left to live, and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous!

Gwen: That's a poodle!

John: It's nice!

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Sodomy by Insomiak reviews
M/M slash. 'I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not- Oh god, he's gotta nice ass...' DISCONTINUED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/9/2006
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
BUBBLES by Freak-of-Spade reviews
I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,948 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Male Maiden by Gracefulfire reviews
What's amazing is how someone else's mistake can lead you to being kidnapped, turned into a girl, and unable to tell anyone. What's annoying is being the one who has to fix it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Why no one reads your story? by concerto49 reviews
Think you've got a good story but no one's reading them? Here's a list of reasons why.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Damsels and Dragons by Gracefulfire reviews
Lysandra is a sacrifice to apease a dragon. As she awaits her fate, she has a chance meeting with a rather chivalrous young man. Is it possible to change fate?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
You, My Friend, Are Dreadfully Mistaken by Carnivale reviews
Jack Spade's life consists of stalking Ronnie, starting riots in his debate class, dreaming about Ronnie, attacking George Fischer, and trying to convince Ronnie that they DO, IN FACT, have a relationship. [slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
The Obscure Narration of Pocahontas by shes-an-open-book reviews
slash Seventeen year old Kael finds himself riding alone on a public transportation bus where he spies, and falls in love with, a boy who promised to steer clear of guys forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Pomegranate by Rachel McMaster reviews
A fresh telling of the classic story of Persephone's abduction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Scream With Me by so-brie-K reviews
For all intents and purposes, Adam was completely straight. Until he met Brian and his world came crashing down. SLASH Last Chapter up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Holding On by Parchment Quill reviews
Slash. Connor finally gets something that he always wanted in life: a boyfriend. But love lives are more complicated than this newbie ever thought they could be, and things don't work out quite the way that he wanted them to. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Dark Roses by Celtic Maiden reviews
What if there was more to the Story of Hades and Persephone then you knew. What if there was someone far worce then Persephone's mother in Hades' way. Told from both Hades'and Persephone's pov. My first story please read and review.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006
Facades by chibiwriter reviews
Complete! Slash West likes his twin sister's best friend, who happens to be a guy, who happens to hate ? him. So his best friend and his twin sister decide to set them up. What are they thinking? Even they're not too sure.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
GEILD Crossbows of Death by TimeTraveler4 reviews
Evan, Ian, Leo, and Daemion have all been chosen by the Crossbows of Death. Each of these four crossbows have certain powers that can be passed on to the body. These four have to keep together in order to survive.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008
So You Have A Death Wish by Death Dispenser reviews
do you wish to die? well here are 50 ways to get killed by nearly any king arthur character. i am only using the ones i lovehate enough.this is my first story.Rating is for safety for a few themes such as incest. plz R&R.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007
Nothing by Ranoko reviews
Writen at a time when I couldn't describe what I was feeling very well, so I tried poetry. Turned out alright.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Bluebird and the Cat by Cittywolf reviews
He turned from the open stone window and stared at me with brilliant eyes. They were filled with countless emotions that I couldn’t name countless emotions that sparkled and lit up his icy face. He blinked and it was gone. The revised edition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Green Hair, Sassy Pants by princess.lame reviews
Because when this girl meets this boy, hilarity and attraction ensues. Oneshot, Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
She Walks in Beauty by one mourning dove reviews
A retelling of the myth of Hades and Persephone. The title is borrowed from the poem of the same name by Lord Byron, simply because I imagined Persephone to be a little bit darker...reviews are appreciated, especially if they aren't particularly nice.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,925 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
That's So Cheesy by fallingstar13 reviews
She didn’t like flowers. She didn’t like Valentine’s Day, huge boxes of chocolate, or hideously cute stuffed animals. She didn’t like anything under the category of cliché or cheesy. Sometimes it seemed like the only thing she did like was him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
An Old Family Friend by lil.miss.sammi reviews
OK, I admit it. I'm in love with him... my Mum's best friend's son! Bad right? Worse. He's come to stay at my house for an entire month! And it doesn't help that he's an arrogant ass or the fact that my stepsister wants him too... Save me? R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,742 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
I'm In Love With My Bus Driver by alemica reviews
Completed. He was her bus driver. She was a senior in high school. Somehow, they fell in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,809 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The Unholy Diatribes by wolf parade reviews
Medusa, scrimping scraping spawn. Shiver in revulsion, writhe in angony. You don't know anything about me. I was more beautiful than you once.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/27/2007
When four teenage girls go on a band trip by Torn Silver Moon reviews
These are a series of stupid things said by me and my friends on our band trip to Boston recently. Whether we were in our hotel room or on the bus packed with stupid eigthgraders, we managed to come of with some of our worst sayings ever. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Empty Apartment by munchiekins reviews
Liar liar, pants on fire. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
First Kiss by Altlover172 reviews
We were just two ordinary High School students. It's not like we'd never noticed each other before.. It's just that we never talked, until we were forced upon each other of course. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,680 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
11:11 AM by shake.n reviews
One Shot I'm not freaking out! I just want to push him up against a wall and kiss those pink lips. mm
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Halloween Candy and Sloppy Kisses by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
Cool autumn air wrapped around my slender body as I walked down the darkened old street in which my best friend just so happened to live on. Stupidly I had agreed to go trickortreating with him, though I am a seventeenyearold boy. [Yaoi][MM][R&R!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Motherland by fragmented blue reviews
[slash] So basically I am in love with this guy. He's cute, smart, adorable, and doesn't speak English all that well. But then again, I've always thought British accents were highly overrated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Cliche Killer by Peregrin Chopkins reviews
If there's one thing I hate more than stories about angels, it's stories about vampires... so here's a twochapter satire on the vampireangel fad that has taken over FP. Completed, unless I later decide otherwise... I probably won't though.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
burning the garden of eden by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] He wonders if forbidden love tastes as sweet as forbidden fruit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006
Don't Scratch N' Sniff The Stickers, Darling by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] For SerialXLain: Sammie and Tye like fucking in public establishments, wearing orange eye-liner, and John Wayne. But really, who doesn’t?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2005
Midnight Show by Eris Mackenzie reviews
"Please don't leave me." (slash)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
The AntiChrist Pope by Satora Be Key reviews
Warnings: Serious making fun of religon. If you'll get offened by priests molesting altar boys, or gay people, don't read it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2003
Inspiration by Kimberly L. Williams reviews
Well, this is one way to beat writer's block. (SLASH)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2003
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Impossibilities reviews
Teacher/Student. Ben is nine years older than Maya and her English teacher, and man, is he hot with his shirt off! Collection of unrelated oneshots. M rating starting on chapter 3.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
No One Spends the Holidays Alone reviews
ONESHOT! Rebecca thinks she is going to be alone over the holidays, so she sits down to watch Love Actually and feel sorry for herself. That's not the plan Mark was thinking of...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
How Derek Zoolander Got Two Kids Together reviews
ONESHOT. Amy had always liked Jacob. He was funny and smart and played cello like a beast. Oh, and he was REALLY sexy... Rated T because there is no actual sex. If there was, or if I had used stronger language then it might have been M, but it is not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
I Hate How Much I Need You reviews
Should I smile because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be? I hate how much I need you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Slash in an Insanely GRated Fashion reviews
ONESHOT, SLASH. And they frolicked through the field in an insanely G-Rated fashion. Dedicated to ATouchOfInsanity, I hope it's not too adult for you, darling! Crack!fic, very loosely based on two characters from Spring Awakening.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Francisco reviews
Sorry, but I'm not adding more. SORRY! BILINGUAL STORY English/Spanish Sylvia lives in a small town on the US side of a Texas/Mexico border. Follow her life as she meets, befriends and falls in love with the slightly mysterious, slightly sexy mexican by
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
I Will Follow You Into the Dark reviews
Sorry, but I won't be adding any more. SORRY!I was always Demeter's least favorite. So why did I fall for her daughter? hints of side character slash. HadesPersephone. Title courtesy of Death Cab for Cutie
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
When the Day Met the Night reviews
When the moon found the sun/He looked like he was barely hanging on/But her eyes saved his life/In the middle of summer. When Luna found Ray he was a big screwup and a heavy drug user. Her eyes saved his life in the middle of summer. Panic at the Disco.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Loving You
I hate to see you kill yourself. I hate you, but I could never stop loving you. This is about my friend who is destroying himself with drugs, and I hate it. He won't listen to me, I've told him to stop smoking too, but he won't listen.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Plane Rides reviews
ONESHOT. A super long plane ride. A bunch of high schoolers. The Nervous Game, the Heir to the Golden Cube, Limp Lettuce, and creepy songs about eating people's hearts. This is your average school trip.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Hopelessly Addicted
He feeds you beautiful words/Wonderful words/Winding their way around your heart/Twisting into your brain,/Running through your veins/Until they consume you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Beauty is a Curse reviews
My adaptation of the Cupid/Psyche myth, but I made them Greek. Anyway, lots of slash of every flavor, mm, ff, mf. Well, mf isn't slash, but you get the point. Rated for language. Follows the original myth as close as I could. Veers a bit.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Aphrodite's Plan reviews
I was always Demeter's least favorite. So why did I fall for her daughter? And where does Adonis factor in without breaking everyones heart? hints of side character slash. HadesPersephone. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,476 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
The Dork King reviews
Mark likes football. And Kent. Kent likes his violin. And Mark. Too bad they're best friends... Dedicated to A Touch of Insanity for her birthday! I kept it clean for you!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
The Really Gay Bar reviews
The tale of hyper Shane dragging his boyfriend Adam to a Really Gay Bar. Rated M for swearing and sexing. ONESHOT. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Love Is
Love is nothing if not shared.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Don't Leave reviews
Another Adam/Shane. A bit more violent than the last. Happy ending! MM, boy love, yaoi. the best of all worlds! Adam helps Shane! Shane is a little emo boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Dinner in the Form of Adam reviews
Shane tries to make dinner, but finds it too hard. Adam can help with that! Pure smut. Yaoi. MM. ONESHOT. heavy M rating. No cannibalism, sorry MidNight!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
For You, I Will reviews
For you, I will. What I am willing to do for you. I will shatter my world to keep you close to me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Growing Up
Two poems about a girl. I had to write them for school, and now I need them to keep a higher story count than my friend. The first one about her as a little girl, the other about her in her late teenage years.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 190 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
ChildDemon reviews
A little girl turns into a demon. You thank God that it's only a dream, but is it really?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Promise
A promise rests on your lips/melting like chocolate/tasting like tears./Promised words drip from you lips.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Breath of the Ocean, the Song of the Sea
Not a very good poem. I'm not doing this for the reviews, my friend and I have a challenge to see who can up their story count the most by tonight. This poem is not exactly about anything. Just saying that we need to stop and listen to the ocean.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Black Monsters reviews
Not a very good poem. I'm not doing this for the reviews, my friend and I have a challenge to see who can up their story count the most by tonight. This poem is basically talking about the ocean.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Sun's Journey
Not a very good poem. I'm not doing this for the reviews, my friend and I have a challenge to see who can up their story count the most by tonight. This poem is about the sun rising and setting.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Romance Where No One Knows the Other's Names reviews
Completely plot-less. Just kinda fluffy. A bit like the last slash oneshot I wrote. Had the idea because Irish accents are sexy. Now you know you wanna read it, 'cause it has sexy gay Irish guys. And the title is just so intriguing. You know you want to..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Chocolate Mornings in a Woodcutter's Cottage reviews
This is a Hermes/Eros pairing and for those of you that have also read Aphrodite's Plan, this is the side story I was promising. Basically a bunch of fluff, if you don't like the slashie, first off you're insane, second: don't read it then! Oneshot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
How to Lead a Life of Crime and not get caught reviews
Hello, my name is Anna and I'm a 22 year old criminal. I never killed anyone. Not yet. But all that might change when Danny introduces me to Connor, the worst best friend ever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008
I Love You Too reviews
This is a poem I wrote after watching Torchwood a lot, so it was meant to be a slash. But if you know a girl named "Nick" then it can be het. Suicide, that's the kind of poetry I write. I'm not completely happy with this, so R R and tell me what you think
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Did you Notice Me? reviews
I just finished watching NCIS, so this poem was born. It doesn't directly say anything about NCIS, but if you saw the episode that was on March 25, then you'll understand.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Faries Can Have Fun Too reviews
This is the Valentines story I'm finally getting out. SLASH ONESHOT LANGUAGE. Rated T. Guy is an adorable emo faerie, who meets Adam, the new kid who will almost get him killed. Accidentally, of course. And no this shouldn't be rated T but I want reviews!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Your Green Eyes reviews
You stare at me, stare with those bright green eyes. So that's not exactly what i wrote, but it gets the message across. Basically, person kills person.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Death reviews
Um, this is a poem I wrote about death, so. Yeah. The poem is WAY better than this crappy summary. I say we should petition the FP people to make a Death category for poems. WHO AGREES?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Amarande and Altair reviews
This is a story about vampires I had to write for English. Rated T because of vampirism. I need reviews! Constructive critisism! This sucks! Anything! ONESHOT!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
A Story of Two Shy Lesbians reviews
Hi, my name is Lacey and this is the story of how I met my first love, Kacey. ONESHOT! Femslash, if you don't like, don't read. If you read and review, I'll return.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Could You Love Me? reviews
A poem about a guy who is professing his love to his best guy friend. If you change the words, it could be about lesbians or straight people. Rated T because my friend dosen't read anything K or K plus.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Look at the Butterflies reviews
A young girl is diagnosed with a brain tumor and this is about her told by her brother. ONE SHOT. Rewritten! Already!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
RIP reviews
Yeah, um, about death. Thats mostly what I write.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Robbers and Romantics reviews
Danny, Ana, and Connor have been best friends forever. Why does life have a way of screwing up the perfect relationships? It's so unfair! When Connor leaves for a while and then comes back, have Danny and Ana alienated him too much? What will Connor do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Persephone reviews
Random poem I wrote for English about Persephone dying. I know it's technically imposible, but hang with me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
My Life reviews
A random poem I wrote for English about my sad life. Written when I was really mad at my math teacher. Please R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Hades reviews
Random poem I wrote for English describing the Underworld. Please R&R!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Fear reviews
Random poem I wrote for English about how sad war is. Please R&R!
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
A Perfect World reviews
Random poem I wrote for English about how the world has doomed itself. Please R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Who done it? reviews
It was a drafty morning as I boarded the bus. I saw a flash of silver and heard a cry. I ran onto the bus and saw a woman. Her eyes were open and she looked surprised. I looked down at her. Pooling from her body, was blood. Constructive criticism needed.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Roar of Dragons reviews
This is a poem I had to write for science class last year. I think it is good, but everything can be improved by your wonderfull constrctive criticism! please R&R!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Great Wreck of the Sea Princess reviews
A crew of Pirates are attacked my an elemental force and have a conversation with a Kraken. Just something I wrote for English class two years ago. Rated T just for violence. please R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete