This is just where I will go whenever I need to post some shitty original fic I wrote. Really, all I want from this site is constructive criticism. I don't want anyone to say that they loved it, because if they loved it then they are uneducated. No offense, but really. Nothing is perfect, and I would like you to help me improve.

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get." -Angel Dumatt Shounard

Kirk: Mr. Spock, you'd make an excellent computer.
Spock: Why thank you, Captain. That is most kind of you!

Kirk: Really, Mr. Spock, you're becoming more and more human every day.
Spock: Why Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted like this!

I just saw Star Trek, and am now SERIOUSLY in love with Spock. He's just so awkward and cute!! I also love Chekov. He was so cute! And that accent...

I will never, ever rate a story "just in case" all my ratings will be one less than they should be, unless for some reason I write a K or K+ story. I doubt it, but most stuff will be T if it's fluff without smex, or M if it's sex. But I lean towards T on everything.

I have a fanfiction account under a different name: Slow Walker or something like it.

This is me, and that's all that's important. That I can live my own life. So you won't get my name, but I will tell you that I live in Texas, I am a slash addict, smut addict, and fluff addict. The hardest thing I'll read is violent roleplay. I WILL NOT read rape. Of any kind. I hate it.

I love Greek mythology, My Chemical Romance (which I just rediscovered, and I freaked out I was so happy!!(THANK YOU LIMEWIRE!!)), the webcomic Vampirates!, I love Harry Potter (Drarry, AS/S, Dramione), if your vampire sparkles you're doing it wrong, Underworld kicks Twilight's sparkly ass, MILK was THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!, I LOVE the British TV show Skins, Limewire is saving my life, A Touch Of Insanity is my best friend even though Marching Band is stealing her from me, I'm straight, I'm a virgin, I'm a junior in highschool, I'm white, I have blonde hair (naturally), I have green eyes, my dad is pissed that there are pictures of me on Facebook, and you should really read the bit below this. No joke, it's really moving. Well, not the bit right below, but the bit under that. The one about homophobia.

Faries Can Have Fun Too:

Guy and Adam

Guy

Adam and Shane Series: (Melinda will be in another one I'm writing)

Fabio being really emo

Melinda who will be coming, I promise

Shane and Adam Shane is the one on the bottom (which is usual), but he has curly dirty blonde hair. But you can't search that on google images, so I had to use an emo. But they are adorable!

Any of my Mythology Stories

Eros is fucking hot. This is Mitch Hewer, who played Maxxie in Skins, and he was FUCKING HOT!! Seriously, if I could, I would just -CENSORED-...ahh...so pretty...

LOok at the adorable emo! (//_-)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. They never did anything to you.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (stolen from x-EliteAssassin-x)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! America... you were just pwnedJohn: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning...

Gwen: Don't you ever stop?

John: What? Five minutes left to live, and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous!

Gwen: That's a poodle!

John: It's nice!