Liz Bee
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Joined 08-24-07, id: 580011, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
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Ahoy and other nautical expressions!

I'll keep this simple.

I am: silly, easily amused, up and down- but mainly down, at my best when arguing.

I like: staring at stuff, cooking with mum, video games, my ipod, my little sister, shiny things.

I hate: really long car trips, chop suey, roaches, nasty teenage girls.

I can: play piano and guitar, write, use diablo, fire-spin, snowboard.

I can't: shut up, or have a good comeback until five minutes later.

Music: I arrive late to most bands. Alternative, drum and bass, indie, some pop.

Books: I read when I have time- which I don't. (But there's always time for Terry Pratchett).

"With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man."

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Lips Burn Caustic by patsylooj reviews
so, he's a homophobe and emophobe. he's gay and emo. he acts like a cat, he's a vain vocalist, she's pissed, he's a psycho killer, he's wearing lady clothes, they're making out, and that song title makes no sense. the hell. to the myspace degeneration
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,430 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
the list by sunshinedoll reviews
A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
But I Hate The Name Mary by sharks don't sleep reviews
Quinn Holland was getting by pretty well at his public school. That was before his mother went through a phase of applying him to every boarding school she saw fit. This would have been alright, had he not been accepted at Saint Simon's School for Girls.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008
Sophomore Year by sharks don't sleep reviews
This has been my life: things I noticed, things I learned, things I wished that I could be.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
The Deconstruction of Prince Charming by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
The words "Happily ever after" is not an ending. It is a warning. A form of code. It's your grandmothers and mothers telling you with each fairytale, "treasure the last line in this story. It's the closest thing that you're getting to happiness."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Morality: Finger Lickin' Good & Other Works by chemarim
Compilation of articles, starting OF COURSE, with the ever-famous essay on cannibalism that everyone apparently likes. They at least appreciate the premise, if nothing else.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,655 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
Those Georgia Nights by StripedSoxsGrl reviews
Natalie Martin is a young woman of little words. Her mother is horrible, her father's buried in her backyard, and she's falling in love with a boy who is very suicidal. Follow Natalie's journey in this black comedy told in free verse poem.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
See Jude Run by Acute Delirium reviews
I can't find Jude, and that is very concerning because bad things seem to cling to Jude wherever he goes. I need to look for him because if I don't he will fall off the face of the earth, which he has been trying to do for so long. So I need to find him.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Visitation by Acrid Lemons reviews
A human woman learns something valuable from a visiting goddess. True blessings are few and far between. One-Shot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Magic Trick by Acrid Lemons reviews
A series of inexplicable and unwarranted disappearances prompt a doctor and his sister to act. Detail, and shameless exaggeration. Read and review.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Shoes, Boobs and Prudes by serpentynepearl reviews
Maddie Black is your happy go lucky, shoe obsessed, caffeine dependent sixteen year old if you please, and if you don't, well, poop on you. After an unlikely encounter, life becomes a kaleidoscope of anomalies, many involving a very smexy stepbrother.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
The Blank Paper by cherry144 reviews
A simple oneshot about a woman who is an artist and takes a conceited pupil under her wing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Be Scene by Netochka Nezvanova reviews
There's something wrong with you. You know it. You love it. You hope to God that it's true.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Seven Keys by mjlb reviews
A man discovers the secrets of the universe. (Not sure I like the ending, let me know if it's too... vague)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006
Reviews and Reviewers by Ariana Deralte reviews
More of an essay that has advice for authors and readers on how to get reviews, some problems with the reviewing system and a few general suggestions.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2002
And don't look back
I woke up: the first thing I knew was the dark and the pain, everywhere. So I blacked out again. My saviours were unlikely. Finished. Major Engl;ish Ext. 2 HSC work 2009.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,787 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete