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 Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Romance, Fantasy, and General. Your Investment Banker Is In Another Skyscraper! won 2nd place for quirkiest story title on the Looking at the Stars awards! Thank you very much... STATUS UPDATE Projects I'm Working On: 1. Finished NaNoWriMo! Now for some spiffy editing action before Choja brings her cheer squad to FP. 2. YIBIIAS! 3. Lachrimae 4. A brand new, sparkly slash story! Well, not sparkly. But brand new, sure. BIO Name: Hello. I'm Choja, sixteen years old and stark raving mad. It would be permissible to call me Cho. Favorite Foods: are oranges and chocolate. I Like: slash, science-fiction, and gangster movies. I Hate: cliches and overused plot devices, but I can't seem to stop using them. I also don't like italics. Good writers don't need italics. Height: Korean. Nationality: Short. That's probably all you need to know. |
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Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Convenient by orbicland reviews
After Sam's boyfriend gets shot, it should be obvious what he's supposed to do. Instead he reads a lot and can't seem to stop running into the cute paramedic from the accident site.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Gracious by orbicland reviews
Bloor gets mistaken for a guy named Donodan, and spends the day with Dar because he's too polite to explain the confusion. This may actually make him a worse person than Donodan seems to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Dark Stars by charliedon'tdie reviews
So. Now I have nothing better to do than to stalk men on trains. Men who are dangerous, strange, more than a little perverted, possibly slightly gay, and, of course, intolerably intelligent.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Circle of mistakes by TolkienkookAD reviews
A young woman learns firsthand how easy it is to repeat a past mistake--you make the choice. Did she do the right thing or not?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Spork by Leylique Morrow reviews
You're much too thin,' the spoon replied, her pride but slightly hurt. 'And as for being fat' she spat, 'I'll have you know they're curves'
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005
How to Write a Review by Burnt Bread reviews
Story in process of being rewritten. Part 1 is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Hack Cough by Chim-Chim Chernobyl reviews
BLAAAUGH.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
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Lachrimae reviews
Somewhere deep in the jungles of a war-torn country, a robot began to fall in love with a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009
Your Investment Banker Is In Another Skyscraper! reviews
SLASH. Vampire Charles the Grimm has spent the last 500 years waiting for his dead princess to be reincarnated. Now her soul has returned to earth, in the body of one unsuspecting… male.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Coulrophobia reviews
For Alton, the only thing worse than a clown was getting hit on by a clown. Or so he thought. Oneshot. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
The Education of Atticus Finchpeck reviews
A sarcastic school girl and an unusually attractive database discover the joys of planet Earth.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008