Ok, so my brothers were playing the Lego Star Wars game, and Cameron wouldn't do what Austin said and started running the other way(in the game). Austin was trying to say: "Shut your mouth up and get your butt over here!" But it came out as: "Shut your but up and get your mouth over here!" (This is what passes for entertainment in my house...)

"I'D KILL YOU IF I HAD HANDS AND I'D SHOOT YOU IF I HAD A GUN!!" ~Con(mah conscience yelling at Emily's alter Ego, Andy, who happens to be Bi. XD)

"I'll find that DVD if it's the last thing I do!" -searches for it- "Well, I'd better do a lot of other things before hand." -goes to get a snack- -my lazy son of a gun of a brother P-P

"Okay...all this pain, at least proves that I'm still alive..." -Spider-Man(he got thrown off a few roofs XD)

"YOU'RE FROM THE EVIL KINGDOM OF JOCKINLIMER TOO!! THE EVIL FLYING MONKEYS ARE YOUR MINIONS AND THE GNOMES ARE YOUR WARRIORS!!" Kristina accused.(yah, this is from Elements Collide XD)

Scenario: April: I need somebody to chekc over mah paper. KK: I will but let me check my peper first! April: Okay but -steals peper off printer- I WANT A COPY OF THIS!! GIMME YOUR SIGNATURE!! D:

(this wuz in IM x3)
Meh: Trying to find a private plane: 1500 dollars
Meh: Getting through security without being searched: 100 dollars
Meh: The look on Tyson's face when he figures out Los Angeles isn't on Colorado: priceless :)

Long Secenario o.o:
Meh: o-o and how do you feel about not having a life?
KK: o.o i have a life
Meh: Miss Kohl! how is it that you're able to keep such a high stamina without being inflicted by rude comments, sarcasm, ect, as well as being so bubble and hyper that it allows you to spring off walls??
Meh: can you let us examine your skeleton? hm..maybe she has Kangaroo blood...
KK: ROFLK
KK: DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP?!1
Meh: o-o yesh
KK: OMG I JUST BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER
KK: ROFL
KK: LOL
Meh: YAY!
KK: HAHAHAAHHA
KK: LMDO
Meh: .KK: where did that come from? O.O XDD
Meh: i just felt like being a reporter/psychiatrist all of a sudden
Meh: X3 THE RANDOMNESS!
KK: QUOTE IT QUOTE IT QUOTE IT
KK: COMIC IT
Meh: o.o
KK: ROFL
Meh: LOLOL
Meh: okiies
Meh: -writes down-
KK: make me lying on one of those beds, then you ask it, and then i can think of turning into a kangaroo!
KK: ROFL
Meh: OK! XDDD
KK: OR
Meh: o.o
KK: you could zoom into my blood cells and make it look like i have some sort of electric running through it XD or the kangaroos XDD
KK: OR IT COULD BE ORANGE OR YELLOW BLOOD!
Meh: LOLOLOLOL
Meh: -has to still work on defenitions, S.S. Homework and Math- o-ooooooo
KK: SS HOMEWORK SHOOT
Meh: O-O AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meh: you're welcome
KK: XD thankies
Meh: :3

For those of you who go on FanFiction u know me as eeveelover893. I didn't know this site even existed and it's exactly what I've been looking for. I've been posting stories on fanfic but this site lets you post yur own material so I made an account. I luv cats and most of my stories will be about them. I've got a few I'm thinking of doing. There's some summaries at the bottom.
Well, uhhhh, here's the rest of my profile!

About Me:

Age: I'll never tell XP

Gender: Haven't you guessed yet? I'll give you a hint; I'm very tomboyish. X3

Hair/Eye Color: Ocean blue eyes and sandy blonde hair

I am very happy go lucky and always optimistic. If u wanna see more what I'm like then read my story, Loved or Loathed? :D Jewria's in there too along with Neko-samaXIII (and of course immabubbleybubble, not to mention ninjaofdarksouls XD).

Fiction Press Friends: Neko-samaXIII, Jewria, immabubbleybubble, ninjaofdarksouls, Ash Algood.

Fave Stories: I enjoy reading ones with nature, cats, or talking animals. (sorry not many)

My Stuffs:

Lets see if I can type my username with my elbow!...bolaqck--katy13... that didn't work.

Quotes:

Here's a quote I found on a bookmark at the Dollar Store: "Faith is not believing God can, it's knowing God will!"

This is one I found on my fourth of July shirt, not much of a quote though... "Life Liberty Happiness" Short, but true.

"Hey look Dave, no paws! Wooo hoooo!!" Alvin from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks XD i LOVE that movie!!

"It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you, it's what you leave behind you when you go." this was in the song Three Wooden Crosses by Randy Travis

"The more things change, the more they stay the same." i'm sure it's a real quote, but it's also in the song Summertime(i for got who it's by XD)

"A single battle lost, but not the war." -unknown (it's from a song, but i know it's a quote)

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" -- Kurt Vonnegut (he's talking about Writers Block. i like this dude, smartness X3)

As Different as Night and Day

White cats are said to come from god and black cats from the devil. They are born natural enemies. But what if two were to fall in love? (i don't think i'm gonna do this story, sry)

Ato Shinsei Reikon

Basically L.o.L. Abridged. Shigatsu Ukiyo is just barely managing the house while her mother is away, during a war. Then the tables are turned when her bothers are captured and forced to fight in it. With the help of a "monster" and some others she journeys beyond her home and risks everything to end the war, or die trying. (this is AFTER i finished Loved or Loathed so don't chew me out about it!!)

Wow my profile's short. Oh wait, i found something!!:

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

If you think Jewria should take over the world as Mrs. Clause, copy and paste this into your profile. (meh: GO JEW! YOU RULE OH SMEXY ONE!)

Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
But sweet people are difficult to find.
Life ends when u stop dreaming,
hope ends when u stop believing,
Love ends when u stop caring,
Friendship ends when u stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever u consider a friend.
To love without condition...
To talk without intention...
To give without reason...
And to care without expectation..
..is the heart of a true Friend..

1--A True friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they knows that you are slightly cracked...

2--A friend is one who knows us,but loves us anyway...

3--The only way to have a friend is to be one.

4-one who looks for a friend without faults will have none...

5--A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out...

6--Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow...

7--Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good,some of it is bad..

8--A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

9--Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends...

10-A good friend is like a four leaf clover: Hard to find and lucky to have...

AWESOME RANDOM FUN STUFF:

Got it from midna-mew-eevee's(on fanfiction) profile. I'm just gonna do this because it's random and, since this is FictionPress, i'm gonna do them from the characters in my story and maybe some of meh friend's story's(some are basically the same characters xD) And pepples from real life too XD.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. April

2. Vik

3. Midnight

4. Twighlight

5. Sunset

6. Zero(form OHD, chocolate luver xD)

7. Kris

8. Ash

9. Tatsuya

10. Julia

11. Emily

12. Dawn

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

o-o holy freaking meeping cowz. Emily would kill Zero(wat a shame, OHD was just getting good...)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

what the freak, WHY IS IT ALWAYS A GIRL?? Midnight thinks she hot(LOL), if that counts for something. :3

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

holy.freaking.shnap.(O-O SCARYYYY!!) -is mentally scarred for life- wow, then Julia really would kill Dawn. o.o(as if she already wouldn't -.-)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

TATSUYA!!(he's a cat) -glomps him- not one on just him alone, but in Elements Collide he RULEZ!! :3

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

o.o -dies-

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sunset/Tatsuya: o.o they're both cats... y'know that might not be such a bad idea(even though kk would kill me for thinking so...) Sunset/Julia: WHA? HECK NO!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

KK? WALKING IN ON VIK AND DAWN? -is reminded of last time she did this question- o--o (just go to my happy place, just go to my happy place)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

aw crap(o.o) uhhhh... This pairing is either the result of an accident or some oddly strange perverted magical power thingy. DONE!! (JULIA AND MIDNIGHT? EW! she gonna kill meh T.T)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

-says same thing as last time- O-o...sick...and...wrong...-pukes- (I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! EWIE!EWIE!EWIE!)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hyperactive Luv Muffins o.o scary.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

what the heck?! (i KNOW het isn't good. o-o)

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I have! it's with all the pepples in her story Elements Collide! just not her alone. xD

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

-scrolls up again- DID I READ THAT RIGHT?!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

-.- i wouldn't even try. 'I'm Still a Guy' by Brad Paisley(LOL)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

O-O WARNING: HIGH MATINENCE/METALLY SCARRING/CHOCOHOLICNESS SHIPPING. (-gags- can't believe i even typed that X_X -dies-)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

eh...mine doesn't count so...that one poem Kris put up about Jew? peoms count, right?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

o-KAY, this is gonna be wierd. o_O(i promise on meeping cows it is o.O)

April and Kris(-pukes- WHY ME?!) are in a happy relationship until Tatsuya runs off with Twighlight(XDDDD 1. Gina would kill Tat, and 2. I'd probably kill Tat first. --_--) April, brokenhearted,(okay, i wouldn't be THAT brokenhearted, i'd probably shun Tat fo the rest of his life -_-") has a hot one-night stand with Emily(O_O HOLY!! Em wanted to be in here, WHY DOES IT JUST HAPPEN TO BE ME HERE? I'M STRAIT! NOT GAY!! D:), then follows the wise advice of Sunset(LOLZ! this had better be good advice) and finds true love wiht Midnight(-blushes- how come he has the same number as last time??) (Midnight: -no comment-)

What title would you give this fic?

Can't Stay Strait (I AM TOO STRAIT!! LIES!! D: )

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

uh, wat's a canon? as for the pairing it'd be... ho.ly.freaking.cow. LIES!! KK ISN'T THAT KIND OF PERSON!! -runs to the toilet anyway-

This is the funniest thing I've put on mah profile in a while!! XDDD in a wierd kind of way...BUT SO FREAKIN FUNNEH! yet sick and worng at the same time... -surprised she isn't dead, just scarred for life-

I likes these copy and pastey things X3

If you've ever argued with a sibling or parent(idk why) or friend about Pokemon and won, copy and paste this into your profile(various times. Austin: is Luxray more like a cat or dog? Meh: Wolf. Austin: i was just thinking about that...)

If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile. (that'd creep me out in some awkwardly wierd kind of way o-O)

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. (twice, just today. 1. hit my elbow on wall. 2. hit my knee on a desk. Dx)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.(XP NEVER!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(o.o rlly?)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.(o-o when i stay up with friends it possible...)

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.(-cough-kk-cough, cough-)

If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.(i'm pasting this on here for my brother, he did that just to annoy meh P.P)

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.(THE WORLD IS SO CRUEL!! D:)

If you are a POKEMON fanatic, copy this!(wait, was i supposed to paste it?)

If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001(:3 yays)

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.(-.- wow)

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.(i talk to mah real live cat Midnight like he's the character in Loved or Loathed, does that count?)

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream) that you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and another fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and a character that you made up (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile. (ok, i don't remember even HALF of my dreams and just pasted this in here for the heck of it P.P)

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to be insert type of food here(A WAFFLE!), copy and paste this into your profile.(that'd be so kewl )

If you know someone who you would gladly push off a cliff, copy and paste this into your profile.(EH?! WHO PUT THIS HERE?! D:

If you've ever had a large-scale war between your multiple personalities, copy and paste this into your profile.(well, no just me alone: Con(mah conscience :3), Andy(Em's alter ego P.P), Bella(Andy's sister P.P), and Zohn(Vik's, uh, anger let's put it ') ah, that was fun -)

If you've ever tripped on air, copy and paste this into your profile.(o.o and...?)

If you've ever choked on air, copy and pasted this into you profile.(-cough-Julia-cough-cough-)

If you think the world is crazy and you're the only one who's actually sane, copy and paste this into your profile. (my friends are sane D: at least i think so... P.P)

If you've randomly asked someone if they thought you were crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.(i don't have to ask, i know)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.(WOO!)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(i mumble a lot... -.-)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(i do! i gots lots of words! pepples, kewl, -goes off randomly saying these things-)

If you have ever ran into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. (the truth hurts T.T)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.(have i...?)

That wraps up mah profile. Cats r awesome!(WOO!)
And they have, are, and always will be #1! . MEEPING COWS SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH COWKITTIES RIDING ON THEIR BACKS!! muahahahaaaa!! FLY TO VICTORY, FLY!(meeping cows have wings too :3)

~meow