Bluorange
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Joined 08-30-07, id: 580770, Profile Updated: 01-04-09
Author has written 15 stories for Life, Love, Romance, Friendship, and Nature.

Update 1/4/09: Orange here. I hope if anyone actually is reading this that they had great New Year celebrations.! I'm working on some stuff that I might post. And I'm definitely trying to get lexy to write some more. Cheers!
Update 8/12/08: Lex is currently in deep shit with his parents. He might not be back for a while. Send all messages through me, Kat.
Update 9/27/08: You can now visit our Myspace and friend us!

'Ello everybody!!

Bluorange is like Hot Chocolate in July.

Bluorange is like kissing in the rain without an Umbrella

Bluorange is like dancing sushi on the moon

Key: Kat and Lex (only applies to bios)

OMG! don't you think the avatar is fun? orange was bored and since her only artistic talent is with PAINT and she was very bored one night so that is the result!

AUTHOR BIOS:

Kat is Orange- Orange! Whee!! Orange is a mastermind who thinks she can write poetry...(ok why in fucking third person?) Hehe, poor Kitty Kat I(thats better) like British comedy, grapefruit Izzes, and the chord G9.

Music: Alt. Rock, Folk, R.E.M. , Indie I think this is the only genre we have in common, Bluegrass, Mod Rock, and Fugazi
Movies: ROCKY HORROR, Spinal Tap, rock operas, Thumbsucker, HAIR, The Prestige, Life of Brian, Howls Moving Castle, School of Rock, The Princess Bride, all Tim Burton, I'll watch anything...
Books: Everything and anything
People I Love: Blue
you'd better! -goes all psycho bitch on you, my fellow slash addicts, John Cleese, Bill the llama trainer, Margaret Cho, Christopher Guest, Michael Stipe, Albert Einstein, Jon Stewart(have you ever seen really old episodes from when he was on the Jon Stewart Show? those are great) George Harrison OMFG! SEX ON LEGS! PLEASE TAKE ME GEORGE!! PLEEEEEEEASE, evil villains, Harold Alexander, whoever invented graham crackers
Things that make me horny: O.o emos, the song nails in my feet, rickenbacker guitars, Jonathan Rhys Meyers!, chocolate(all those yummy hormones) insomnia, Jimmy Eat World, all of those beautiful slash stories that are up here, more emo boys, wool sweaters...

facts about moi:
I would rather be a Sith Lord than a Jedi Master-the sith have cooler lightsabers
:O, no way! Jedi are so cute and innocent!
I love to dance, it is my artistic outlet- contemporary ballet, lyrical and jazz mostly. I have some really beautiful teachers too!
I am with the duct tape revolution!--apparently you don't know what that is... neither do I, but I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!o.o??
I am the one and only reincarnation of Elvis!- oh yeah, that's right. Fine, then I'm Marilyn Monroe
I am lazy Oh my God, join the club!


Hey! I'm Lex, and I am currently known as Blue! People call me Lexy, and sometimes when the mood hits them (they've had anough alcohol) they like to call me Sexy Lexy! OMG! I know, it's freaking sexy! SEXY LEXY! I'm a really skinny boy who everyone seems to think is anorexic (even Kat) but I'm not! I swear! I only starve myself when I mega-depressed and I usually crack after a day or so and go gorge myself on pudding because I LOVE pudding!

Music: Pop, Pop/Rock, Electronica, Techno, some Folk. I love Imogen Heap and Frou Frou (they're the same thing), Regina Spektor, Dar Williams, Abba, Telepopmusik, The Hush Sound, and I LOVE Japanese Pop! It's freaking sexy!
Movies: Gone With the Wind, Bridget Jones's Diary (1&2), Atonement (recently obsessed), Stranger Than Fiction, Better Off Dead (mmm, young Jon Cusack! Omg, I know!), Fantasia, The Neverending Story (only the first one, the others were horrrible), Two Weeks Notice, R.O.D. (Read or Die), The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (I hated tje first one) and~~ Sprited Away, Thoroughly Modern Millie, The Sound of Music, Paprika
Books: Um, there's lots. Let's not go there, ok?
Obsessions: Yaoi, Anime, Reading, Wicca, My Computer, DDR, Resident Evil 4 (The only one I've played... and BEATEN! I played a little RE2 at my friends house once), video games in general.
Ultimate Place For Sex: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! IN THE BATHROOM! There's so many opportunities to change the position! Heehee!
No way, on a car that's on a ship, that is ultimately doomed

Qui Suis-Je? (Facts):
5'6"
15
Boy
Gay/Bi (depends on my mood)
Total virgin (LOVE ME!!)
Skinny
Mildly live up to my nickname
hell yeah, you know you're sexy
Am a decent writer
Has a friend for every occasion
MAJOR bitch when pissed off
Loves Kat! aww I love you too
Cannot STAND computer babies. They annoy the fuck out of me
Cusses lots! HEEHEE!!

Favorite things in the world!:
Men
Sex
SEX!
Cookies
Pudding
My friends!
Writing
FUCKING PEOPLE OMG!
Saying OMG
Watching movies
reading sex stories
SEX!!
Saying SEX!
Ok, I'd better stop now...
My partially ex-boyfriend Chris! YES I KNOW! BE JEALOUS! We sorta broke up cuz of geographical difficulties though...

Don't worry about contacting us, we now a have a joint email address that we can both access, so your reviews and PM's will be seen by both of us! You can also email us at: fpbluorange@yahoo.com

Some of our stories and poems include:

'Maybe This is a Poem' by Orange: Written for my best friend in the whole wide world. I absolutely love her!! It's not very good, but it's honest. Thank you for being my inspiration, Si. This can be dedicated to strong friendship, and loyal friends. Muah, muah! kisses!

Culture Shock by Blue: I wrote this sort of on a whim. I just had the idea that I REALLY wanted to write a romance, and then I decided that I'd go a homosexual one. But I wrote this story with the intention to keep it clean, and I don't think I'll change that. I'm still hoping it will become just a little bit more popular, but I have a lot of friends who like it so I won't be TOO upset if it doesn't!

Culture Shock Quiz:

1. Fin is...

a. wallsexual

b. adorable

c. straight

d. most definitely B!

Culture Shock Trivia:

Fin's Full name is Finesse (blech)

Adrian's Full name is Adrian (Adrian Vincent Gerard)

Hector lost his virginity when he was 12 years old

Ren is eight inches long (which beats Adrian's 7.5)

I Love You!! (randomness)

Fin's first time was with Adrian (aw...)

Fin has considered buying a dildo three times in his life (chickened out each time)

Adam Brody was based off a guy I saw in line at six flags

Amber can play the accordion really well, along with speaking spanish and seducing men

Fin's Bday is the same as one of my closest friends, also one of the first people to read the story

Also! If you're curious as to what Fin looks like, about four months ago, a friend of mine did a really good anime drawing of him! She also did a drawing of him with Adrian, but I imagined Adrian differently so I decided not to post that. Here is the link to the picture on my other friends photobucket account!: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh259/vesterboy/2008-04-30-1613-49.jpg

Upcoming story ideas for:

Orange;

It Takes Two To Tango: They were the top ballroom dancers in the world, but when one dies how far can his imagination go to bring her back? The story of a man who fell to pieces.
No idea what this really is, barely started it yet, have no idea where it will go. So really, don't put to much faith in me posting it.

Blue:

Title: For Now
Summary: Collin can't stand Michael. Michael can't stand Collin. And NO, their animosity will not eventually lead to love... because Michael and Collin are the same person. And they love the same man. Expect problems...
You can expect this story to be up by: Around Late July, early August at the latest.

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Next UPDATE TO HOMEPAGE:

August 15th 2008!

random weirdness because I want to say it (I guess you can skip it if you want...):
"Did you know that 63 percent of statistics are made up on the spot?" -??Unknown
"Life sucks, and then you die. And if you are Hindu you come back as a piece of shit and life sucks again."-JM
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"- Scott Adams
"Jocks are the first proven example that evolution can go backwards."-Sierra
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."- Mark Twain
'Make love, not war!!'
"Inspiration strikes us hard and fast! Much like stupidity, but with better results..."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"- another ??
"You have such a short attention span, Lex... OMG! A LIGHTBULB! :O!" - Brendan
"The freezer isn't on steroids?!" -Sierra
"You can just PRETEND on stage, ya know!?" - Lexy
~Chris: "Guess what I got today!"
~Lexy: "A vibrator?"
~Chris: "No... but close! I got a sexy pair of underwear! Bikini style! ;)"
~Lexy: "That vibrates?"
~Chris: "No... I wish!"
~Lexy: "Ew! You perv!"
Lex: "Thomas, your inner black man just set off that car alarm!"

Two hero's so incredibly awesome that they couldn't be kept apart; blue, orange -pose in superhero-y ways- together they are: BLUORANGE
BE JEALOUS OF OUR AWESOMENESS!! Together, we conquer evil while providing the world with good wholesome SLASH AND POETRY!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

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Brainless by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Pay attention, Eddie! Yeah, story of my life... my boring, normal life. At least, it was boring and normal until I discovered that Bradley McCourt has multiple personality disorder. Well, not really. But seriously, maybe. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,459 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008
The School Showers by Silver Edged Fantasy reviews
Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
World of Night by DeceptionXInfest reviews
Falling in love with hybrid Andrea Kingston might be the biggest mistake Hide could have possibly have ever made. Would she be willing to take it back though if the oppurtunity presented itself? FF slash . M for later parts and potty mouths. Reviews plz?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
Crisis Core by sydchan reviews
Salem is the pleasure slave of a rich CEO. He doesn't really care for his current lifestyle, but deals with it for the sake of his infant son. But what happens when he gets the chance to escape. Contains slash, yaoi, m/m, mpreg, prostitution, rape, abuse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Hard Candy by Venustas iaceo reviews
[Slash ask before putting on c2] Uh oh! When Modest's father dies, he suddenly finds himself involved in the Russian mob, but to make matters worse he happens to be in love with the Don's son, Nikolai.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,855 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2006 - Complete
The Faster You Fall by sitaloire reviews
Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
The Realization by fourstitch reviews
Melody's life will change forever in one night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Delayed Epiphany reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Life in Seattle by bearheart08 reviews
A sixteen year old works at a downtown Seattle coffee shop battling against life with his punk best friend and a depressed goth girl who keeps showing up
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008
Those Stupid Butterflies by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH BoyxBoy shonen ai] Ethan loves his nice, neat, tidy, lonely, monotonous little life until dizzying flamboyant Zen gatecrashes right into it, with the absolute conviction that they are soulmates...and decides to show Ethan the 'joy of shared love.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Kissing Santa Claus by gummybaby reviews
It's cute, it's christmasy, and it's SLASH!NEW YEAR'S EXTRA NOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
More Than You'd Think by sitaloire reviews
Joshua Courtland is gay. Kay Marks is gorgeous. How can they possibly help sleeping together? First in trilogy, slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
Cri de Coeur by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
[COMPLETE] I'm not gay, so why does my friend make me want to... [SlashYaoiMxM themes]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Look What You've Done by sitaloire reviews
This isn't what they'd planned on.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Gray Matter by d'Neronique reviews
Leon recognizes all too well the predictability of the world. Yet when the outside world becomes as illogical as his inside world, Leon displaces himself out of the realm of comfort, reason and legality to find reality. MM Done.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,292 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
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Summer reviews
I thought he was a jerk! Since when did my life become a hardcore yaoi with no plot? There's no way I'm falling for him... SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009
No reviews
No to Love, No to Marriage. No to that damn Baby in it's Baby Carriage.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
I'm Sorry You Did reviews
I hate him. I hate everyone. I'm pissed, and angsty, and want to be left alone. So why is it that everyone insists on harrassing me? And why is it that my Tae Kwan Do classes aren't helping me vent at ALL? Maybe my instructor's too hot.../SLASH/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Deadly Painting reviews
When a business card slaps Raen in the face, he finds himself thrust into the magical, wonderful world of... prostitution? But Raen shouldn't be surprised if life becomes confusing. A painting is, after all, the deadliest of weapons. -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Bossa Nova reviews
I hadn't seen him in three years, but I never expected our first date to include sticking a french fry in his ear, cold blooded revenge, and flying pickles. Let alone free kisses in restaurants. -Contains light fluffy MXM- -ONESHOT-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Culture Shock reviews
My dad didn't think I could get into a fraternity! Well, I can! I can do anything I want if I try hard enough, right? Oh god, my life is a self-help book. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
Warning reviews
If love is this demanding,all this crying, laughing and understanding. I don't want to be the shoulder you cry on. Love just isn’t my cup of tea.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Flip Flops in December reviews
Numb. Cold. Literally. Winter has set in and the cold has started to consume my body.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008
Maybe This is a Poem reviews
Maybe this is a poem. Maybe, but it was never worthy enough for you. Maybe this is 'thank you' Maybe it can't even come close.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
All The Walls reviews
When society finally crumbles and our civilization is stripped down, all that is left is survival. And no one, no one can survive out there alone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Clock reviews
Falling in and out of love is like the coming and going of a wave: Barely noticeable from far away, and only visible to a few. This is a poem of breaking and mending relationships.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
The Speed of Sound reviews
Open your ears, and close your eyes to hear at the speed of sound. What is listening? Really listening?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Goodbyes reviews
Oh! I am really pleased with this one. It is about, well, saying goodbye, something we all have to deal with, whether with death, graduation, or moving. Please Review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Will It Come? reviews
YAY! another poem. I'm not sure exactly what I ment by this one, I just knew I needed to write it. Maybe it will mean something to someone else.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Where Does The Moon Go? reviews
This is my first posted poem, although I have a lot more floating around. It uses nature to relate to life and love. Feel free to review and everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete