Netherbandit
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Joined 08-31-07, id: 580809, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 15 stories for Nature, Life, Love, Religion, Humor, Spiritual, and General.

My name is Netherbandit. I live the life of Neo,...except, there is no matrix and I'm still stuck in a cubicle.

I do live two separate lives, though.

One at work, where I work for a Customer service for anonymous Joe Schmuck. I sit in a cubicle, talk to clients and help them with their problems. It pays shit, no vacation time, the bane of all creative. Bad thing is, its rotting my mind. I'm going crazy. I do, however, have an Obscene amount of spare time, and I love to read and write (type, what ever) and just imagine life outside of the box.

My other life is AFTER work. I live with my wife (haaaa did I just say WIFE??) yes i'm married...out of a little something called L-O-V-E! Maybe you heard of it before. Seriously, been married for two years now! No kids, thank you very much. She is like my Best Friend, that's how its started out as, and that's how it always should be. For all you out there...MARRY YOUR BEST FRIEND!! If they ain't your best friend, then you guys should be, or else, its down the drain!

I'm a Film maker, Director, Editor, Cinematographer, photographer, Writer, Musician, Music Recording, and Movie Enthusiast. I am almost completed Colorado Film School in Denver, CO in attaining a double major in Screenwriting/Directing and Screenwriting/Producing. I go to the gym and work out, so no, I'm not some big fat guy typing this. But, haha, ladies. I'm taken!

So there. There are my two lives, in the End, Only One may prevail...I hope its the Second one (oh prettypleaseohprettyprettypleasepleaseplease)

I've written all my work, including my screenplays and FanFiction entirely at work. So Enjoy. I hope to keep posting more of my stuff as time goes on. If i ever stop writing fanFiction, that means i've Quit my job and moved aways from Sunny California (and highly over-rated...and polluted) to The Mile High City of Denver, Colorado to finish my Director/Cinematography Degree. ...Buaaahahahahahah!! burp

UPDATE I'll have you all know that I have moved to Denver, CO on 07/05/2008! I've been here for little over a year now, and studying Film! I still work at yet another cubicle job, but less mind numbing! (yay!). Be proud of me, please? :)

UPDATE II (My former alias, Zenblade has now been over trumped by Netherbandit, so same person, different name. Got it? Ok then. )

So read away!! And Don't forget to REVIEW!! ahahahahahaaha!!

My MySpace URL is: http://www.facebook.com/netherbandit

My FanFiction URL is: http://www.fanfiction.net/zenblade

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Glossy and Green
Rushing in life can cause unexpected things to happen which change life and remind us of who we were meant to be...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Nevadan Sky reviews
Vanessa unexpectedly ends up in the desert, only to find beauty in a place where she least expects it.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Escaping the dark, in search for a soul reviews
In the depths of the night, a shadow stirs in the dark. Believing itself to being man, the shadow walks....
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
A girl with two faces
What pity is brought upon her, the girl with two faces. Is it not you who brings this upon yourself?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
From Green To Grey
A very powerful poem I wrote about our enviroment. We as humans slowely change the beautiful color of this Earth. R&R please!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Overthrown By The Minute
I'm trying to be serious here, but even then, everthing goes to Poop! Arrrrr!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Awaken and Slumber reviews
To kindle the fire of your Soul and Spirit is powerful. For others, their time is over.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Waiting Room reviews
On my lunch breaks, I get really bored. Sometimes, to kill time, I hang out in a near by Hospital and check out the mood there. Watch people interact. This particular time was no different than the last.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Bitching And Waiting reviews
Two years and a half years working in the same place can drive you kinda nutty. Makes me say stuff like this and get all mopy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007
No Alternative
Sometimes, we just have to live with what we've got.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Self Exorcism reviews
I can recall the experience, as if it were some kind of dream and nightmare. Sitting in a pew in the front. Although I'm not Catholic, it was a Catholic Church anyway. I hope to never go through with it again.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007
Strange nature poem
Yeah. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. I was really cold and sitting on a stone table at City College. I was feeling really spiritual, if you wanna call it that. And no, I was not high! LOL. Enjoy..I think?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Bellesa del Universo
Un poema que escribi ase tiempo. Lo escribi en mirado las estrellas y la llubia.I poem I wrote long ago, while looking up at the stars and rain. It is in spanish.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Someday, I will be you
A poem i wrote when I was 17. I wrote it as a kind of Time Capsule poem to myself in the future. It really does inspire me from time to time whenever I come across it. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
In the Green Glade of the woods reviews
In nature, there are choices It is even the same for us, to feel the change in our souls.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete