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Warning: I'm addicted to writing verbose reviews and have a tendency to try to pick apart and predict plots. I take the same sick pleasure in writing reviews as I did while writing papers in college. Writing reviews for stories posted on the internet is free. Graduate school is not. If my persistent plot picking is annoying, just reply and say so and I'll stop. Otherwise I'll continue to be obnoxious.

Pointless information about me:

My name is Jess. I live in the woods of New Jersey (yes there are trees in NJ). I'm fairly addicted to yaoi and slash but I do read other things too. I have been known to write when the spirit moves me, though I rarely finish anything. Hence the dearth of stories on this page. I hate finding unfinished and abandoned work online so I won't inflict mine on the unsuspecting populace. My true joy lies not in writing, but in reading and editing. And reviewing. Because sometimes, unlike writing a lit paper, the author actually reacts to what you say. That is what I find so addictive. I've been known to lose many an entire night's sleep reading online.

I do have one or two things that might eventually be complete enough to expose to the world. One day I will upload them, really.

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Space Jockey by MomsDarkSecret reviews
An independent space hauler accustomed to working alone wonders what the hell he was thinking when he takes on a teenage boy, a former professional personal sexual companion, as his partner. The shipping business was never this hot!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,619 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
The Wizard Prince by MomsDarkSecret reviews
King Edouard, his lover Kieran and Queen Celli have formed a happy family with their three children, Antonio, Lida and Vincent. Now twelve years old, the triplets have thrived under their parents' affectionate upbringing. But Vincent and his siblings are hiding a terrible secret which threatens to destroy the royal family's comfortable life. Sequel to The Queen of White Shores.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,941 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/25/2012
The Wizard of Bright Isle by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Queen of White Shores by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Edouard and Kieran have been lovers for four years, but now politics and Edouard's obligations threaten their happiness. With young noblewomen vying to become queen and a new problem on Bright Isle, Edouard and Kieran must struggle to stay together.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,669 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Clark Reeper Tales by Michael Panush reviews
Clark Reeper is a bounty hunter specializing in the occult, the odd, and the just plain weird. A series of standalone stories, one per chapter, in roughly chronological order, with the fourth one being the shortest. Now a published book, get it online!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 597,211 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Virtu by cacoethes scribendi reviews
Finding himself suddenly transformed into a human from a swan, Wren must navigate his new life in an elite brothel specializing in the supernatural. [mm, ff] A roleplay between two people.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 114,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007
The Royal Wizard by MomsDarkSecret reviews
The young wizard Kieran from The Wizard of Bright Isle hopes to become the Royal Wizard and serve his friend King Edouard. But now, six years later and near the end of his training, the two must face new trials that threaten Edouard's kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,487 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Final War by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A kingdom fights a brutal, neverending war with its neighbor. The king’s nephew serves on the front lines, but his love affair with the son of a minor nobleman causes him to question the war and his loyalty, ultimately leading to a showdown with the king.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,010 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The Dragons Curse by MomsDarkSecret reviews
An innkeeper’s son is entrusted with a dragon egg, leading to a quest to restore the ancient race of dragons to their former glory. Completed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Concupiscence by cacoethes scribendi reviews
A downside of immortality? The inability to think of anything new to do. Also known as, the very [very] gay adventures of a vampire and a crossdresser. [mm]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 243,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Abstemious by cacoethes scribendi reviews
Boy likes boy, who likes another boy, who likes both of them. Twins, librarians, cage dancers, burntcakemakers... A roleplay between two people. [mm, ff, mmm]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Catnip by sb1 reviews
Short fantasy, a hint of shonen ai. Finished. A boy and his cat?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006