No One's Foolhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for General, Fantasy, Romance, and Western. I'm never sure what to write in these "create your own content" kind of profiles, so bear with me. I'm a twenty-something with a love for classic novels, old movies, Charles Bronson, and cephalopods. Although I detest romance movies, somehow everything I write ends up a romance. It's very frustrating. My favorite authors include Jules Verne, Alexandre Dumas, and Terry Pratchett. I don't have a lot of time to write these days, so don't expect anything new unless I get a lot of inspiration very quickly. "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka Image for "A Pocket Full of Posies" comes from 's free stock images section. I do not own the rights; I simply downloaded the picture, legally. All other pictures use free images unless otherwise specified. The image for "To Save the Galaxy" was created by me in GIMP, using a tutorial I found on the Internet and my own creativity. The image for "Eight on an Island" was taken from Google Maps, and I added the text, circle, and arrow. |
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Mafias are Good at Keeping Secrets by stephy151 reviews
Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
First Glance by La Debile Absente reviews
Giselle Maddox had been cruelly ignored since the bullying stopped. So why, oh why, out of all people, did the first one to notice her had to be the most well-known addict in school; Léonard Lancaster? COMPLETE / CHAPTER 2 UPDATED Rated T for swearing
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
What 1 thing would you bring to a deserted island? by Measha of Clomati reviews
Won a contest. What one thing would I bring to a deserted island? A WALMART. and now I'm in the helicopter over the ocean...who knows what could happen!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008
The Persephone Diaries by eightyeights reviews
You thought you knew the story: Poor, lonely Hades falls in love with the lively, lovely young Persephone. But here are the thoughts, the gods behind the myth. Diaries are THE place to confess one's feelings, after all.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Golden Crown by Catherine Carter reviews
Complete. Retelling of the story of Dionysus and Ariadne. Rated M for minor adult content.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,456 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
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Under the Umbrella reviews
She's a senior in college, staying with her grandmother over the summer between semesters. He's the owner of the landscaping company hired to work on her grandmother's estate. One rainy day, an umbrella will bring them together. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Complete
Just a Little Longer reviews
Cal isn't sure what to think of Alex when she first arrives at the ranch; she's a city-girl, spending the summer with her uncle. When he figures out that she shares his love of horses, however, they slowly become friends. I'm unsure if this is considered a western, but, since it takes place on a ranch, I placed it in this category.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Complete
Underland: A Retelling of Alice in Wonderland reviews
Alice Liddell is lost in Los Angeles. While trying to get home, she becomes embroiled in the Hearts' affairs and meets some very strange people. Only with the help of the quirky Maddox can she make it home in one piece. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
A Pocket Full of Posies reviews
After a drunken truck driver collides with her father's car and kills him, Teryn discovers rather abruptly that he's made arrangements in case of his death. That arrangement is named Zane, a man nearly a decade older than Teryn. Fortunately, she can annul the marriage when she turns eighteen. But six months is a long time...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Behind Green Eyes reviews
When an unconscious, wounded man appears in her shower, Mara does what any sensible girl would do in her situation: she screams.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Twixt Darkness and Light reviews
The Fire-Bringers and Ice-Keepers are at peace at last. Now they must help the Darkness and Light get to the same peace. But these rulers don't get along nearly as well as Aidyn and Rin do... second in my Fire-Bringer duet
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Fire Bringer reviews
The Fire-Bringers and Ice-Keepers are at war, but one dying girl will bring them together. ONESHOT
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
The Mask: A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast reviews
Anabelle, or Belle for short, isn't a beauty. The Mask isn't really a beast, not anymore. But this is Beauty and the Beast anyway. Belle receives the rose and follows her calling to the Mask's home. What happens next is entirely up to her. ONESHOT, but a very long one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me reviews
Blindsided by her impending matrimony and angry at her grandfather for marrying her off, Calypso Rissenden is forced to go live at her fiance's house. When she's captured by pirates the very next night, she learns his grim secret.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Torn in Two reviews
Zaynan is simply an ordinary girl who lost everything dear to her, not a killer, but to avenge her family she joins a dark and broken man who intends on killing the man who murdered everyone they both loved.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
To Save the Galaxy reviews
Kristal, Addie and Nalana, three best friends from a town in the middle of nowhere, are thrust into an intergalactic war when an ancient being kidnaps a member of Kristal's family. But to rescue Kristal's brother, and save the galaxy, they'll need help...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,854 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Estelle reviews
Estelle, Ariana's daughter. It's her turn for a tale! While away from her home, Estelle gets captured by a Dragon! K plus for romance. Sequel to Ariana. ONESHOT
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Ariana reviews
Sequel to Kel. Kel and Corwin's's daughter, Ariana, is captured by Lord Erasmus! Her adventure is decidedly different than her mother's. Join her as she adapts to life inside the fortress. T for minor suggestive themes and attempted "ruin." ONESHOT
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Eight on an Island reviews
Eight stragglers arrive on an island in the Pacific Ocean after an accident reminiscent of the Costa Concordia. There, they must survive until they can be rescued. But with feral cats, sharks, and very little food on the island, it won't be easy. Updated/Rewritten March 2013
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,767 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Kel reviews
Kel Laiqua, a Wood Elf, is thrown into the adventure of her life when her parents, the leaders of the Resistance, are kidnapped by the evil Lord Erasmus. Kplus for mild romance. ONESHOT
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete