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My name is something something and I live in Atlanta GA. It is a absolutely fascinating place sometimes...

My friends, I love them. They know I'm crazy, I'm the most childish person they know for my age. When I'm hyper (which is most of the time) they're lyke, "Shes high off of sharpies." and I LOVE talking. I cannot help it. I have gotten so many detentions (ouch) for talking in class.

Title: (Not yet decided)

Summary: "Why are you drinking blood?" I asked. He slowly looked towards me licking his lips. "Its not blood. Its juice." he replied. A young adopted girl named Samantha gets adopted by a family of vampires. She has lived with them since she was seven. What happens when a new vampire enters her life?


“ I have to fucking eat, you shit head — now stop bitching at me! "

"Bitch-slap that asshole!"

Mr. Garrison: Say “hi” to Sexual Harassment Panda!
Class: Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Panda: Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda.
Kyle: This is freaking me out, dude.
Panda: And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law.
Class: Awwww!

"A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman."

You're just jealous 'cause the little voices in my head don't talk to YOU!"

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass."

"Dear God...please make everyone die. Amen."

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
"If your mind isn't open, keep your mouth shut, too."

"If pain is beauty, I must be fucking gorgeous."

The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!

-emo accent- Hi... I'm cocoa, the happy fish...

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.


There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

I live in a worls of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

“Zina turned Asian!”

“Stop wasting the goldfish!”

“The cello's not a crack addict!”

“Stupidity is never an excuse.”

Carrie: Isn't that the guy from Jackass?


Carrie: Fine...JACKBUTT!


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Once Upon a One Night Stand by simonexsays reviews
REMOVED. One night stands are usually never good. But a one night stand with your sworn enemy? That's even worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by Liya Smith reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Mouth Raped by buzzgirl37 reviews
That tongue should be banned. Banned from kissing. Especially kissing me. No. No he didn’t kiss me, he mouth raped me. Raped my mouth. In broad daylight." - Very Quick One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Love Bites by x. Sable Heart .x reviews
Sarah Gemma Gregory has found herself in a bit of a fix. She is betrothed to the Prince of Vampires that means she is the Princess of Vampires... then finally the Queen. With no escaping her fate... can she make room in her heart for this monster?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,514 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
The Beautiful Redhead by Den-KitStock reviews
You don't just KISS random girls at the mall," I yelled at him. He smirked. "I do." I slapped him hard across the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
I'm Part of His World by SkyFallOuch reviews
COMPLETE. It started out simple. Girl meets guy. Girl falls in love with the guy...but what the girl doesn't know, is that she's part of his world and she has to snap him out of it...because he happens to be, autistic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Monster in the Moonlight by thee-dark-enchantress reviews
I am in love with a vampire, but his dark nature turns him against me and now i am running,running through this black forest to any kind of safety.god have mercy...let him remember who i am,let him remember my love...please...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Exploding Ant by L.B. Dale reviews
Working graveyard hours at the hospital, Nurse Hannah is assigned a snarky male patient who suffers from alcohol poisoning. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Broken Love by J.L.Rodriguez reviews
With the resent death of her father, Samantha Clearwater is constantly tortured by her Mother and sister. Engaged to be married, Samantha at last finds love, but it is tragically broken away by her sister's selfishness and the secret of her hidden birth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Peas by Spooky152 reviews
I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Remember The Lilies by J.L.Rodriguez reviews
The story of Samantha continues. Sequel to A Broken Love, Samantha moves to America, hoping to forget her life in England, until unforeseen circumstances force her to return. For how long can her passions remain dormant?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
For All Eternity by RieCo reviews
A young woman commits the unthinkable, but wakes up alive.updated
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
A Million and One Ways to Begin a Conversation by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. Maybe I needed to be direct and to the point. Maybe I needed to be less in your face. Maybe I just needed to be honest with him. Hell, who was I kidding? All I really needed to do was talk to him, and that was proving to be quite the challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Faithful by Ink-of-Eden reviews
Vampire comes back to life. Priestess of Apollo takes him in the Temple. But she is forbidden to fall in love and she doesn't know he seeks blood. Can these two find love despite Apollo's jealousy or will they be separated? COMPLETED!... finally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Blazing Blue Eyes by TruLiesOfTheHeart reviews
This story SUCKS. Stay FAR, FAR away. If you decided to attempt to read this drivel and hate it STOP READING AND GO TO A DIFFERENT STORY. Other than that enjoy your poorly made decision to waste your time and possibly lower your IQ :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Wrong Number by fredtheflyingfish reviews
One shot. One wrong number and one persistent guy can result in many things you would never have expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Pierced by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Once and Future Queen by cOOkiMoNsteR626 reviews
1550 BC; a young princess is sent to marry the king of Knossos, Crete. It was the duty as a princess to wed and bear children. What she didn't expect was to fall completely in love with the king. Tho their fates were sealed, can love conquer all? COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,862 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003