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Joined 09-08-07, id: 581621, Profile Updated: 09-29-08
Author has written 14 stories for Song, Haiku, General, and Love.

I am 17
I live in Georgia
I hate Georgia

I love these things...in no particular order:
Hot naked men, yaoi or slash for the uneducated, rock and metal music, water (ie. oceans, lakes) , killer whales, coffee, Mt. Dew, reading, and movies, along with a million other things I don't feel like typing.

I take a nuetral position to writing not liking nor disliking it. However it is neccesary in order to get your thoughts out when no one is around to hear your ramblings.

If you like reading I highly suggest you read my two all time favorite series' The Black Dagger Brotherhood by J.R. Ward, and the Dark-Hunter novels by Sherrilyn Kenyon.

I am usually quite freindly, (though don't appear so in looks - good thing you can't see me, huh?) so feel free to msg me.

My YIM sn: Tyer_Dreq@yahoo.com

I would love to beta read for you. I'm not so good with all the punctuation mistakes, but I can help catch your typos and tell you when something is confusing, etc... Just msg me if you would like another beta reader.


I know that most of the things I have on here, ok, all of the things on here are poems and songs, but I just can't finish a story. I'm currently working on one but won't put it up for fear of abandonement.
The more angsty songs residing on here I wrote long ago, the rest are more recent. If you read anything, whether it be mine or another's leave at least one review, it doesn't have to be a long one. Hell use words like 'nice', 'horrid', 'blah', 'great', just let them know a little bit of what you were thinking when you read it.

That is all... for now.


Just a few things I stumbled across.

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

~If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room becuase of somthing that happened yesterday, copy this into your profile.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan; Zutara Lover; Black'n'red'Butterfly; I'veComeToTakeYourCheese; Vampire Scooby; blissfulmemories; Misfit Band Geek; Inuyashagrl101; Giggle Wiggles; Fox-Zodiac; Leafstar of LyokoKonoha; LoveIchigo; Inner-Hollow; Fullmetal Embers; hateandkill_D; Blackened Blood; EmotionsHaveNoBrains;

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Neverland: Forsaken Dreamscape by Lani Lenore reviews
An original tale based on the story of Peter Pan - soon to be a series. A corrupted world begs for a savior, but its one hope might also be its biggest threat.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/15/2002
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Alphabet Game by Schyzotypal X reviews
A is for apple tree, B is for backyard, C is for classroom...they've done it just about everywhere now...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
For The Ridiculously Overrated by Schyzotypal X reviews
In which there is a car, a pair of "Tickle Me Emo" panties, a vampire who works nights at 7-11 and a Slurppy addicted girl who ridicules him horribly for it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Goodnight Saigon by effervescent-sentiments reviews
Dear Jennifer. I write you letters in my head, sometimes. Things of this nature, in greater detail. Horrific things I could never relive on paper. Feelings that I’d never be able to tell you to your face. Just know that this is what you love. Lewis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Sweetly Sarcastic reviews
It's like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real, only so much worse: that moment who realize that your dad is so irrevocably flawed, that everything changes.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
The Sun in the Mist by Jennifer Leigh reviews
Forced by his crazed sovereign to find an ancient sword rumored to have great powers, Geybrial Damarkin finds himself traveling to a world he cannot comprehend...and being forced to confront a past he would rather remain hidden in the mists forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The Scepter of Light by Jennifer Leigh reviews
The Emperor lies on his deathbed, leaving his Empire in peril of being overrun by demons. Can the world find salvation in the form of a surly half demon and a former slave girl?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
My Entity by Jennifer Leigh reviews
My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Objects in a Rear View Mirror by Scribe Mozell reviews
A young man has an unusual ability, but will he use it for goodor evil?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Edge 8 by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. When they met in Edge 8 while trying to, uh, kill each other, they weren’t ever expecting to meet again—especially not as roommates under an experimentation thought up by the peaceloving border system. . .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Eyes of Jet by SaraKing reviews
An epic poem that tells the story of a woman cursed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Slave and Master, Part 1:Consequences by Silver Daratraz reviews
What happens when your King is crazy and massacres your whole family? You run of course. YAOI SHOUNEN AI MM COMPLETE: SEQUEL UP
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 73,209 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
A Good Friend Like Bob by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. One bright, sunny day, I learned that schizophrenia was contagious. Or, at least, that’s what it seemed like. - Yes, this is a One-shot!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
The Other Side of the Mirror by Never Knows Best reviews
A girl who has been betrayed by everyone she's ever known; a boy who has lost everything he's ever loved; their first meeting is through a traumatizing kidnapping experience, but can these two strangers find hope in each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,903 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
All night by SilverRoses reviews
This is a...well its a sex song...one of my guy friends called it boner worthy...check it out. My two other bandmates, helped me write the last few verses, I got kinda stuck. lol. R&R
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
Immortality by Apple Nasty reviews
COMPLETED! -> A Egyptian priestess, a arrogant prince, a perverted priest, a asian assassin, a spoiled noble girl, a evil queen, a beast of Seth, nightly attackers...and a fat jolly pharaoh... All rolled into one fast-paced story! (R&R)
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,275 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
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Sun Kissed Romance reviews
Just wrote this as I was falling asleep. Sort of a comaprison between a day and night/the sun and moon and a relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
You Walk reviews
I did for my lit class one day and took a liking to it so kept it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Solution reviews
Okay so it isn't really a Haiku I know this, but it is very short so I just put it under Haiku for the hell of it. Something that came to me along time ago
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
When the World Dies
I wrote this sometime during the school year 06-07. It is more towards the industrial rivethead music cuase that is what I was into at the time. This talks about it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
The Mark You Left
Last one I think I'm putting up here from 2005, this one is really just for anyone who has ever left an impression in the world, namely artists, musicians, and the sort.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
The Key to Our Lives
Another one from the summer of 2005, this one is about vampires but also just angsty I guess.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
The Death of a Thousand Men reviews
Wrote in 2005, this is more about vampires than anything.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Stuck in My Head
Another I wrote in 2005, and also another one about being inside my head that just makes me sound even more insane.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Reasons Unknown
Song from 2005. For those who have ever felt like someone else was living a life they were meant for.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Life's Not Worth the Pain reviews
Yes, another one from 2005. I really like this one actually as a song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Escaping Into Reality
A song I wrote in 2005, Kind of how I feel most days. Like the real reality lies inside my head and the outside world isn't right.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
The End of Depression
Song I wrote in 2005, kind of odd, but I like it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Dying of Spite
Another song I wrote in 2005, I guess I must have been emo at the time cuase this song is pretty emo.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Bring Them Down reviews
A song I wrote in 2005, I guess it is about taking down the opposing team in whatever you may be fighting
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
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