Madame Clam
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Joined 09-09-07, id: 581737, Profile Updated: 04-06-09
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Mythology.

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The Path by Rainbow Pineapple reviews
The wind howling against my window says it knows who I am. I crack open the window, a blast of icy air hits my face, ordering me to go.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
My Eyes by Taylor J. Nobles reviews
It's like a mirror. Except none of us want to see ourselves.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Tristan the Hellhound by Awe reviews
Tristan's just a normal, modern guy living his normal, modern life. Sure, he's a Hellhound, but half the people in the world are some sort of myth-something, and it's not as if the regular humans notice or anything.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Moment by Mari xx reviews
Let's take a moment...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Nine Sisters by Desiree Davenport reviews
The Nine Muses of Greek Mythology still exist in our modern world. We begin with Melpomene's story.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009
The birds and the bees by C.M. Alvarez reviews
Pathetic father's attempt to educate his daughter, explaining the whole jazz with 'The Birds and the Bees.' He can't seem to get anything right.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Curse of the Cwn Annwn by Black Lotus Flower reviews
The Welsh version of the black dog. When Arawn takes to the skies with his Cwn Annwn with him, a dog reacts to the situation the only way he can. Oneshot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Harlot Red by Elessae reviews
Hera, who struggles to master herself even as a philandering Zeus makes her throne a lie, finds the most unlikely comfort in a most likely source - a mortal, and a hated Other Woman. Character Study in Prose and Poetry, written in 2 perspectives.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009
I Want To Be Where The People Are by Lifelike reviews
“Mark,” Hudson called over his shoulder, flicking ashes from his cigarette into the water, “I found The Little Mermaid.”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
I Want by Mari xx
I want to be those things.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Stains by scornandritz reviews
Short; "Daddy, what’s that red stuff on your shoe?”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Merry Christmas by Mari xx reviews
A not so Merry Christmas. I hope you all are having a better one.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Believe by Taylor J. Nobles reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is a moment of silence to understand. But sometimes, the silence is undeserving. Sometimes, it is too late.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Don't by Mari xx reviews
Just dont try.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
I Am Atheist by Ama.Dear reviews
Not your typical religious poem, but Atheism is a belief system, so...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Misery by Mari xx reviews
My mom walked in, "Why are you so miserable?"
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Pantheon by N. Chapman reviews
A tribute to the dying gods.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
The Macabre Waltz by Piewithpancakes reviews
A horrifying thriller, this short story follows young Christopher Canent as he goes to a lavish masquerade hosted by the wealthy Furen family. Is everything truly as it seems? He'd better be careful, because in this ballroom, the dance stops for none.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
The Yellow Birdie by Taylor J. Nobles reviews
Pathetic nonsense about a yellow birdie who flew next to a cloud. A parody of nothing in particular. Fear it. Oneshot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Untitled by Mari xx
My second shot for a poem reflecting on abuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Rain by Mari xx reviews
Want to know why I love the rain?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
We'll Do What We Want by Rainbow Pineapple reviews
These are the adventures of three girls, Amber, Narglette, and Ember. Join them as they travel to Africa, meet talking penguins, annoy the Greek god Hermes, and basically do whatever they want! DISCONTINUED. You can still read if you want.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
Stereotypes by Mari xx reviews
Stereotyping.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Faith by Mari xx reviews
Easy Answer. Ive lost faith.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Amazonia, Queen of the Amazons by SavageLove reviews
A woman begins the Amazon nation.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
True Home by Amber Laurel reviews
A place describing the true home.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Lonely Silence by Amber Laurel reviews
A small poem about a girl in lonely silence being taken away by the Goddess of the Moon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
How Could Anyone Dream This Up? by Rainbow Pineapple reviews
This is where I post all of my insane dreams. So a lot of it doesn't make much sense, but it's still really funny in a random way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Checkmate by Amber Laurel reviews
A chess poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Open Letter to the Squirrel King by Axel Scott reviews
For those of you who need a laugh... or would like to join TUSA....
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Eternal Darkness by Ventus Shadows reviews
If Darkness is your element, this is a poem for you.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
An Odd Happening by Rainbow Pineapple reviews
This is what happens when you put together two crazy girls, an African tribe, Indiana Jones music, and granola into one story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Knowing by I'll Nom Your Soul reviews
A Haiku about knowing.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Hades Hath No Fury by living.nitemares reviews
When Hera goes on a rampage, no god on Mount Olympus is safe! As Zeus tries to escape his wife, the gods take advantage of their free time and total chaos insues! Greek mythology as you've never seen it before!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008
Our Childhood Innocence by fukaimoriMidori reviews
I found an old baby picture of me, and it was somebody else, not me." - Jessie Cates, from the play " 'night Mother" by Marsha Norman. Have you ever felt like that? This is a story of a girl who did.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Independence by Disappearing Tears reviews
“Can I ask you something?” Her tone surprised me a little. “How’re you so independent?” Based on a conversation I had today. Rated K plus for a few curses.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Divine in Convention by Erisah Mae reviews
Scifi conventions have many weird and wonderful people attend. No wonder the ancient myths fit right in! Features immortal egos, polar philosophies, and a guy in a glittery alien suit. Commentscritiques always welcome.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Violence for Differance by sugar-worshipper
I wrote this after reading an article about Matthew Shepard. Its about people who suffer because of their uniqueness - please R&R or atleast sign the petition at http:www.PetitionOnline.com/mrphelps/
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2004
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Of Puffy Shirts and Crazy Girls reviews
In which there are Little Puffy Shirt Dudes, girls, lots of water, strange old ladies, and the inventor of the leather car seats. Add a few clichés, and you're all done! Can't forget those clichés.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
Weaver's Fate reviews
A badly named thingamajig where there's a retelling of the Greek tale of Arachne, the first spider.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete