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Joined 09-10-07, id: 581840, Profile Updated: 03-01-09
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Hi.

Just a little information about me:

Name: Cynthia

Age: 15

Birthday: 6 May

Star Sign: Taurus

I plan on updating my story Princess Aralina very soon (hopefully). I've been suffering from major writers block (more of a brick wall...) , so hopefully I'll be able to find some inspiration and finish the next chapter. The reviews I have received have been a major help .

Have a look at my deviantart account and leave a comment if you like :

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Music that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out and bash my head against a brick wall:

Rammstein, Depeche Mode, Iron Maiden, Queens of the Stone Age, Scars on Broadway, Three Days Grace, Coldplay, Alien Ant Farm, Uriah Heep, Enya, Sum41, Switchfoot, Muse, The Killers, The Moody Blues, Cradle of Filth, The Darkness, System of a Down, Serj Tankians solo stuff, Switchfoot, Shakira, Roxette, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Placebo, Pink Floyd, Panic! at the Disco, Nightwish, some My Chemical Romance songs, Muse, Moby, Mika (don't ask me how or why, 'cause I don't know either), Linkin Park, Led Zeppelin, Korn, Keane, Infected Mushroom, HIM, Greenday, Evanescence, Disturbed, Deep Purple, Bon Jovi, Black Sabbath, Billy Talent, All American Rejects, Alexisonfire, 30 Seconds to Mars. Probably more but i can't remember at the moment.

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Heartfelt Surrender by AKJSNA reviews
Through a series of strange circumstances, Rea finds that she must join the army to support her struggling family. What starts out as her duty turns into something much more, when she meets the gorgeous and hard-to-please, Lieutenant Caleb Harver.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 447,598 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011
Project Goddess by Kitzophrenic reviews
"It'd be funny, really, if not for the fact that they're all trying to kill me." Mirei makes her own brand of blissful ignorance, while Maiku prefers to steal the souls of the ignorantly blissful. They meet. Psychosis, violence, and a certain undesirable desire ensue, and now they can't go their separate ways, even if they wanted to.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,100 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 4/4/2003
Cosmic Wild by Lythya reviews
There's one thing worse than being useless: being a useless witch. Sally Petune can barely light a fire but when her home is destroyed by dragons she marches into the ferocious wilderness. When she falls prey to ruthless powers there's only one thing to do: Become less useless. And fast.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Trick DRAFT by S. Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Sympathy For The Zombie by Aleksy The Flying Onion reviews
Lilian, lost soul and sarcasm aficionado, ventures into a city that's teeming with zombies. Creepy commanders, a guitar player turned mercenary, and jokes made at the expense of the undead ensue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2007
Hell High by predict.this reviews
One moment I'm being tackled to the ground by burly policemen. The next, I'm carted off to Hell High, boarding school for students who shouldn't exist - trolls, vampires, werewolves, witches, and faeries. Dang it. Stupid, stinkin' Geometry homework.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,594 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
The Mirror Appeal of Dysfunction Heroics by Aleksy The Flying Onion reviews
A disillusioned Holy and a suicidal Empath are the only allies Ashe has on her mission to avenge a slain king. Will demons, airships, and devious politics stand in her way? Contains within an unhealthy dosage of humor and gore. R&R returned! Don't be shy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008
Love is Blind by writersblock900 reviews
In this land, the High Crown Prince is blind, an Evil Sorceress cares more for style than killing, and the Hero the High King just sent out to rescue his son was really a girl. Turning the old saying "Love at first sight", these three have a unique story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Letters to Mary McGraw by JaneBarrie reviews
What's your name?" he asked, hand on the door knob. She smiled, "Mary." "Like the Virgin?" he laughed, stepping out of the restaurant. SKoW Challenge Response
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,076 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Northstar by gummybaby reviews
SLASH. I guess I shouldn’t have punched him. Or asked him to come to my funeral. Or to bring daffodils and chase peeing dogs from my grave. On second thought, what sort of freak is he that he wants to be friends with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
If You Break It, You Pay For It by adoh reviews
Addy got caught up in a whirlwind romance that was doomed to failure. But he doesn't seem to think so...drama, angst, and some fluff. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
To catch a Falling Star by Hazel in the Dell reviews
If anyone had suggested that I would one day fall while running, jumping, or, in the slightest possibility, in love, I’m sure he would have laughed. I would have choked. Given these condtions, there was only one way to really describe how we met:Fate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Cruising Green Waters by Callisto Jean reviews
[DONE] It was simple: She didn't know them. She didn't trust them. She shouldn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,855 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Colour Me In by MartyMcFlyHasMyShoes reviews
AUTHOR NOTE UPDATE August is 17, single, and sick of the hellhole she calls home. Her best friends think she's crazy, and now August is torn between Mr. Normal (off-limits) and Mr. Right (erm, also off-limits)... Please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,661 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 9/14/2002
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Creatures of the Night: The Miami WereBat by Tessandra reviews
"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
The Gatekeeper by Tessandra reviews
One Shot - When Elizabeth Teagan died, she expected to go to Heaven. Instead Saint Peter took one look at her and handed over his own job, leaving her alone as he walked through the gates he had guarded throughout time. Now it was her turn.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006
The Broken Hollow by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] In time, the maze had come to be known as Broken Hollow it was the most feared prison in the kingdom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
The Demons Inside by Giabella reviews
Very old fiction. Read at your own risk. I only keep it up because of silly attachments.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,121 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
Princess Aralina reviews
Her life couldn't get any worse, could it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007